An apt comparison by Dr. Jung.#WritingCommunity #Satire #Substack

Writing my novel on this etch-a-sketch was a tactical mistake

#WritingCommunity #MicroFiction #Satire #Substack

I belong to an ancient intellectual tradition called hypocrisy

Get in losers. We're immanentizing the eschaton

#WritingCommunity #Satire #Substack #theology

Shout outs to my boy Lao Tzu, treating the ten thousand things as straw dogs today just for you buddy

#WritingCommunity #Satire #Substack #Taoism

I've decided to self-publish my novel, because the writing establishment just wasn't ready for it.

It's an alternate history story about what if, during the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln had access to antidepressants.

It's called Fat Lincoln. And you'll cry your eyes out

#satire #substack #comedy

Looking for other fiction writers who don't take themselves too seriously.

I write absurd essays and satirical fiction. What are you working on?

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Karl Marx was onto something with this one.

#Philosophy #Marxism #WritingCommunity #Satire #Substack

A brave congressional aide asks: "What should I do if my congressman boss no longer understands his surroundings–or human speech?"

#politicalsatire #gerontocracy #substack

Snowflake Drawing #1

#doodle #art #drawing

hey man did you notice that the Westfold fell. yeah everyone was looking for you. i mean it’s not a big deal. no really it’s fine just for next time you should probably be around

Hot take: having a big vocabulary isn't important if you don't have anything to say. Which is a relief for me, because I have neither

#Thoughts #Vocabulary #WritingCommunity #Satire #Substack

Stockton Rush was a genius. Check out my satirical story about him, link in bio.

#Satire #Genius #WritingCommunity #MicroFiction #Substack

Writing is sacred and painful, like giving birth. Each post I write is like my precious child.

Unfortunately, mine is a brood of failsons and layabouts, a wretched lineage. The sort of degenerates who spend each day halfheartedly selling drugs outside a 7/11.

#writing #comedy #creativity

For anyone who wants to avoid using AI images:

This site has public domain images by theme and category. There's some really great artwork that's free to use.

Check it out: publicdomainreview.org #PublicDomain #FreeArt #WritingCommunity #Substack

The creative wisdom of Gustave Flaubert.#WritingCommunity #Substack #Creativity #Comedy

I heard the song "Let it Snow," and the first thing I thought about was cocaine. 

Oh God, I thought. I think I have a problem.

I was doing lines at a Target, and people were starting to stare.

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