I officially declare Manayunk not part of Philly… it’s too damn far!

I fucking love Facebook. I love seeing what people who I knew years ago are up to now. Just had a baby? Beautiful. Got married? Omg wonderful! Traveling solo? Go fucking get it! Going back to school? You’re an inspiration! Adopted a pet? Holy shit that’s amazing!

Me: I’m broke

Also me: *hasn’t asked family to pay back their share of Airbnb, hasn’t asked work to reimburse for health insurance, hasn’t asked roomies to reimburse their share of bills*

I’m getting into football (soccer).

My boyfriend is Scottish. I have Scottish ancestry. My parents just visited Scotland to find our ancestral tartan.

So obviously I support the Netherlands. #oranje

I hate when my dad doesn’t answer the phone. He’s retired. He has nothing else to do except be my dad. Why he no answer the phone?!?!!!!!!

Champion of free speech my ass!

Jesuit Priest 👇🏽

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We're now at the point that I am asking people to say The Philly Plane Crash instead of "another plane crash" bc I keep thinking there's been ANOTHER plane crash IN PHILLY instead of Philly being the other plane crash, with the other plane crash being the DC Plane Crash

Plane crash in DC. Plane clash in Philly. I am absolutely terrified rn.

We are crushing them #gobirds

Why did no one stop me last night?!?!? 😡

My conservative mother picked up on the fact I was using only they/them pronouns for my new roommate. She expressed confusion, but then began correcting herself to t$3 correct pronouns. Gives me hope - love my mom!

Rewatching squid game with my roommate, I would be dead with red light green light

I wish I was going to sleep back at the hostel, and not getting on a plane back to Philly 😭

my cat loves my roommate so much he is actively sabotaging him trying to move out

I will hire someone to stop me from calling my mom everytime I’m two drinks in