Nothing is better than being someone’s first confidant in their gender journey. What an honor 💗

It doesn’t matter that you “vote blue” or w/e when you jump to your trumper boyfriend’s defense at the expense of marginalized people 🫠 your values are showing babe and they look like ASS

The smell of scotch tape is unparalleled

I know it’s easy to be pessimistic right now but I just want people to understand that we’ve never lived in a worse time and it’s only getting worser

This is a clear attempt to drive a small segment of our population out of existence by denying them the means to work, travel, get an education, receive medical care, and otherwise participate in civic life. That it is not drawing the most forceful of denunciations is terrifying.

The smell of scotch tape is unparalleled

I was recently diagnosed with endometriosis and endosalpingiosis and feel like I’m starting to describe my pain like the guy who made that insect sting index. We use fun words like “blinding” and “electric” and “like a Charlie horse of the butthole”

Please for the love of it all do not tell someone who just got diagnosed with a debilitating chronic illness to look on the bright side, I beg of you

I’ve heard it twice today 🙃

[trying really hard to do a relatable viral tweet and i’m really focusing and my face is turning red and veins are popping out, i’m breathing real hard]

anyone ever done laundry

I super did NOT love getting called a girl by a plus one at my own gd birthday party…don’t do that to your trans friends please 🙃🫠

I got them sweaty boobs