Sophie Monsterly 🌈📚💝
@sophiemonsterly.bsky.social
Educator regarding things in relation to attraction & lack thereof & activities people do in relation to attraction & lack thereof within many of its categories. I'm also a science enthusiast, & a polymath. Th*^+ •_e £ f+w gl::c^•§ ;√ π¥ s×¢t=m → AuDHD:TBI
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When preparing to start work where pictures of yourself naked in your phone is a thing, it gets weird when Google does automatic collages & looking back vids. The sweet, lingering tones of music intended to bring nostalgia is not congruent to seeing your own tits full frame, but here we are. 🤷
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When preparing to start work where pictures of yourself naked in your phone is a thing, it gets weird when Google does automatic collages & looking back vids. The sweet, lingering tones of music intended to bring nostalgia is not congruent to seeing your own tits full frame, but here we are. 🤷
Watching storyteller in the background as I work & he describes the main character seeing a bunch of women & says, "then he does what he always does when this mood strikes him." [Pause]
Hard to think that was accidental implication re: masturbation before it is then shown that he plays music. 😂
Hard to think that was accidental implication re: masturbation before it is then shown that he plays music. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Watching storyteller in the background as I work & he describes the main character seeing a bunch of women & says, "then he does what he always does when this mood strikes him." [Pause]
Hard to think that was accidental implication re: masturbation before it is then shown that he plays music. 😂
Hard to think that was accidental implication re: masturbation before it is then shown that he plays music. 😂
Seahorses!
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Seahorses!
Me: You can't afford to have me.
Him: Why?
Me: These tits are expensive.
Him: Really? They don't look fake.
Me: They're not. They're attached to me and I gotta eat and pay bills.
Him: Why?
Me: These tits are expensive.
Him: Really? They don't look fake.
Me: They're not. They're attached to me and I gotta eat and pay bills.
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Me: You can't afford to have me.
Him: Why?
Me: These tits are expensive.
Him: Really? They don't look fake.
Me: They're not. They're attached to me and I gotta eat and pay bills.
Him: Why?
Me: These tits are expensive.
Him: Really? They don't look fake.
Me: They're not. They're attached to me and I gotta eat and pay bills.
I hope Run-around Sue punched Dion in his slut-shaming face and then kept running around and living her best life.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I hope Run-around Sue punched Dion in his slut-shaming face and then kept running around and living her best life.
I designed a unicorn
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I designed a unicorn
Advertising a survey, Spotify has an ad that says, "you really love listening to your favorite artists, and we love listening to your!"
In a world where there's controversy about electronics listening to people without conscious consent, that's not the comforting ad I think they intended it to be.
In a world where there's controversy about electronics listening to people without conscious consent, that's not the comforting ad I think they intended it to be.
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Advertising a survey, Spotify has an ad that says, "you really love listening to your favorite artists, and we love listening to your!"
In a world where there's controversy about electronics listening to people without conscious consent, that's not the comforting ad I think they intended it to be.
In a world where there's controversy about electronics listening to people without conscious consent, that's not the comforting ad I think they intended it to be.
You know when people who adhere to outdated norms say that a man who is respectful to a partner is "whipped?" I want to hear that sometime just so I can respond by saying, "not yet," and then winking.
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You know when people who adhere to outdated norms say that a man who is respectful to a partner is "whipped?" I want to hear that sometime just so I can respond by saying, "not yet," and then winking.
I designed these. I like these better than my previous bat designs.
October 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I designed these. I like these better than my previous bat designs.
The movie Teeth still serves the purpose it set forth to. Many cis men are still freaked out by that movie while also consuming film after film fetishizing all the ways femme people have to suffer because of cis men.
This is an example of a demographic upset at being treated like the oppressed.
This is an example of a demographic upset at being treated like the oppressed.
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The movie Teeth still serves the purpose it set forth to. Many cis men are still freaked out by that movie while also consuming film after film fetishizing all the ways femme people have to suffer because of cis men.
This is an example of a demographic upset at being treated like the oppressed.
This is an example of a demographic upset at being treated like the oppressed.
I have consulted my pants and I think what we can conclude from RFK's claim is he's invented an entirely new way to be confused about sex and gender.
October 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I have consulted my pants and I think what we can conclude from RFK's claim is he's invented an entirely new way to be confused about sex and gender.
I made things
September 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I made things
I understand how I forget eating & how I sometimes auto-reject foods that I dislike. confusing thing: When I eat all of a thing & after my brain goes, "that was disgusting." I ate canned beets & ate the whole thing before my brain was like, "that was gross, why were you doing that? Didn't like it."
September 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I understand how I forget eating & how I sometimes auto-reject foods that I dislike. confusing thing: When I eat all of a thing & after my brain goes, "that was disgusting." I ate canned beets & ate the whole thing before my brain was like, "that was gross, why were you doing that? Didn't like it."
I'm now able to take about 2 (unstable) steps without mobility devices. I do it to cross the kitchen, now.
It is more like catching myself from falling a couple times (looks clumsy), but I think that may be the core of walking, in general. We just repeatedly catch ourselves from falling.
It is more like catching myself from falling a couple times (looks clumsy), but I think that may be the core of walking, in general. We just repeatedly catch ourselves from falling.
September 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm now able to take about 2 (unstable) steps without mobility devices. I do it to cross the kitchen, now.
It is more like catching myself from falling a couple times (looks clumsy), but I think that may be the core of walking, in general. We just repeatedly catch ourselves from falling.
It is more like catching myself from falling a couple times (looks clumsy), but I think that may be the core of walking, in general. We just repeatedly catch ourselves from falling.
Cognitive speech therapy is kinda great when your therapist is also antifa
September 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Cognitive speech therapy is kinda great when your therapist is also antifa
Nobody: What did you do with your bedrest, Sophie?
Me: Practiced the ancient art of memes.
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The mushrooms are my own designs. I was like, 'if I'm making mushrooms, I must make badgers and snakes.' I used the badgers design by Madiyar Origami. Don't know the origin of the snake design.
Me: Practiced the ancient art of memes.
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The mushrooms are my own designs. I was like, 'if I'm making mushrooms, I must make badgers and snakes.' I used the badgers design by Madiyar Origami. Don't know the origin of the snake design.
September 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Nobody: What did you do with your bedrest, Sophie?
Me: Practiced the ancient art of memes.
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The mushrooms are my own designs. I was like, 'if I'm making mushrooms, I must make badgers and snakes.' I used the badgers design by Madiyar Origami. Don't know the origin of the snake design.
Me: Practiced the ancient art of memes.
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The mushrooms are my own designs. I was like, 'if I'm making mushrooms, I must make badgers and snakes.' I used the badgers design by Madiyar Origami. Don't know the origin of the snake design.
Me: I'm going to see how far I can get with my walker today!
The sidewalk:
The sidewalk:
September 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Me: I'm going to see how far I can get with my walker today!
The sidewalk:
The sidewalk:
The saying may be "can't buy my love," but admittedly someone can get far by giving me a good book and chocolate. They can even be cheap about it like, "I have a bag of mixed M&Ms and some Wollstonecraft" and I'm like, "clear the area, I'm opening up for parking. The humidity will be high in there."
September 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The saying may be "can't buy my love," but admittedly someone can get far by giving me a good book and chocolate. They can even be cheap about it like, "I have a bag of mixed M&Ms and some Wollstonecraft" and I'm like, "clear the area, I'm opening up for parking. The humidity will be high in there."
Tiny bats made with tweezers.
September 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Tiny bats made with tweezers.
How very Orwellian.
“‘We can’t criticize the commander in chief, but I can’t remember anyone ever telling me we can’t say anything critical about a civilian like this. He was not in our chain of command or anything,’ the officer said.”
Pete Hegseth tells Pentagon staff to hunt for negative Charlie Kirk posts by service members
Several people have already been relieved of their jobs because of their posts on social media, defense officials told NBC News.
www.nbcnews.com
September 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
How very Orwellian.
Just realized that group therapy on Zoom is not the best time to wear my Murder Turkey dress with the velociraptor on it. All that everyone else could see was the word "MURDER" in all caps. I'm in an intensive therapy program, the kind that is hyper aware of individual risk factors.
September 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just realized that group therapy on Zoom is not the best time to wear my Murder Turkey dress with the velociraptor on it. All that everyone else could see was the word "MURDER" in all caps. I'm in an intensive therapy program, the kind that is hyper aware of individual risk factors.
The conspiracies that have already developed make me want to facepalm so hard my fingertips will begin an intimate relationship with my jelly brain.
Do is not speculate on things you don't have evidence for.
Don't need a bunch of conspiracy theories piling on top of everything else.
Do is not speculate on things you don't have evidence for.
Don't need a bunch of conspiracy theories piling on top of everything else.
September 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
The conspiracies that have already developed make me want to facepalm so hard my fingertips will begin an intimate relationship with my jelly brain.
Do is not speculate on things you don't have evidence for.
Don't need a bunch of conspiracy theories piling on top of everything else.
Do is not speculate on things you don't have evidence for.
Don't need a bunch of conspiracy theories piling on top of everything else.
In other news, there isn't actually evidence of life on Mars. We have not yet discovered an explanation for some chemical patterns and compositions and so some people are getting overly excited and saying it is evidence for life. It is still a God of the Gaps kind of explanation they're giving.
September 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
In other news, there isn't actually evidence of life on Mars. We have not yet discovered an explanation for some chemical patterns and compositions and so some people are getting overly excited and saying it is evidence for life. It is still a God of the Gaps kind of explanation they're giving.
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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
Being old, disabled, and having been hit by a car, I'm still going to be modeling and I'm planning for a show. *Panic in my brain* I need to get the stuff to make pasties!
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Being old, disabled, and having been hit by a car, I'm still going to be modeling and I'm planning for a show. *Panic in my brain* I need to get the stuff to make pasties!