Sophie Maltease
@sophiemaltease.bsky.social
✨Glitter meets gravel!✨
Pickle mom. Trail mom. Cat mom. Soup witch.
Sometimes showgirl, surprise triathlete. 🏊♀️🚵♀️🏃♀️
Running thru the rage... 26.2 | 13.1 | more to come/crush!
Pickle mom. Trail mom. Cat mom. Soup witch.
Sometimes showgirl, surprise triathlete. 🏊♀️🚵♀️🏃♀️
Running thru the rage... 26.2 | 13.1 | more to come/crush!
This has been rattling in my head all day...
June 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This has been rattling in my head all day...
GOOD MORNING... because pushback WORKS... Secretary RFK Jr's office number is 202-690-7000.
Remember: if the elderly and high risk patients are OK to take the c 0 V 1 d shot, if the implication is that it's safe enough for them, that means it's safe enough for EVERYONE.
Cute kitten just because.
Remember: if the elderly and high risk patients are OK to take the c 0 V 1 d shot, if the implication is that it's safe enough for them, that means it's safe enough for EVERYONE.
Cute kitten just because.
May 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
GOOD MORNING... because pushback WORKS... Secretary RFK Jr's office number is 202-690-7000.
Remember: if the elderly and high risk patients are OK to take the c 0 V 1 d shot, if the implication is that it's safe enough for them, that means it's safe enough for EVERYONE.
Cute kitten just because.
Remember: if the elderly and high risk patients are OK to take the c 0 V 1 d shot, if the implication is that it's safe enough for them, that means it's safe enough for EVERYONE.
Cute kitten just because.
April has been A LOT.
April 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
April has been A LOT.
Me, post-TLOU, S2E2:
April 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Me, post-TLOU, S2E2:
Keep 👏 up 👏 the 👏 good 👏 work!
March 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Keep 👏 up 👏 the 👏 good 👏 work!
Reminded tonight that The Good Place nailed the Elon Musk vibe years ago.
March 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Reminded tonight that The Good Place nailed the Elon Musk vibe years ago.
Me, in Werner Herzog voice: "I would like to see the baby." @oregonzoo.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me, in Werner Herzog voice: "I would like to see the baby." @oregonzoo.bsky.social
... also me, asking whoever is listening to give me the good luck to see the 1-month-old baby elephant while we're there today...
March 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
... also me, asking whoever is listening to give me the good luck to see the 1-month-old baby elephant while we're there today...
TFW I'll be driving/chaperoning FOUR first graders to the zoo today.
March 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
TFW I'll be driving/chaperoning FOUR first graders to the zoo today.
If you're feeling like boycotts maybe don't work... please enjoy the following. (PS: WELL DONE!!)
February 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you're feeling like boycotts maybe don't work... please enjoy the following. (PS: WELL DONE!!)
Not the boots in question, but LOOKATTHISKIDDO. I feel bad for anyone who tries to stand in her way or tell her she can't do a thing she sets her mind to.
February 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Not the boots in question, but LOOKATTHISKIDDO. I feel bad for anyone who tries to stand in her way or tell her she can't do a thing she sets her mind to.
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
... like yay, my child is so into it, it's been on near repeat this week, which means I just get my daily dose of not playing with knot seas (keep sinning, sisters) and this dreamy daddy.
February 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
... like yay, my child is so into it, it's been on near repeat this week, which means I just get my daily dose of not playing with knot seas (keep sinning, sisters) and this dreamy daddy.
1) how surprisingly intense the last half hour is 😬
2) how smokin' hot Christopher Plummer was as Capt. von Trapp... like, I'm bi, and he's one of the few dudes whose mountains I'd like to climb, if you get me 🥵
2) how smokin' hot Christopher Plummer was as Capt. von Trapp... like, I'm bi, and he's one of the few dudes whose mountains I'd like to climb, if you get me 🥵
February 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
1) how surprisingly intense the last half hour is 😬
2) how smokin' hot Christopher Plummer was as Capt. von Trapp... like, I'm bi, and he's one of the few dudes whose mountains I'd like to climb, if you get me 🥵
2) how smokin' hot Christopher Plummer was as Capt. von Trapp... like, I'm bi, and he's one of the few dudes whose mountains I'd like to climb, if you get me 🥵
Today in "cats are magic:" we got Luna earlier this month and she hasn't been much of a "lay on you" cat, which is fine. I had my tubes removed today, came upstairs to rest, and Luna came up, settled on my thighs, and started purring. Cats KNOW when their healing purrs are needed... magic!! 😻
January 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Today in "cats are magic:" we got Luna earlier this month and she hasn't been much of a "lay on you" cat, which is fine. I had my tubes removed today, came upstairs to rest, and Luna came up, settled on my thighs, and started purring. Cats KNOW when their healing purrs are needed... magic!! 😻
Jason was actually told by his mother that she believed this party was "better for families." To which I unfortunately counter with...
January 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Jason was actually told by his mother that she believed this party was "better for families." To which I unfortunately counter with...
Welp. Y'all know what to do...
January 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Welp. Y'all know what to do...
Just me saving this on my phone and desktop for the next four years/'til the end of my life probably, whenever anyone's like, "Well, THAT'S not what he promised..." #herewegoiguess
January 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Just me saving this on my phone and desktop for the next four years/'til the end of my life probably, whenever anyone's like, "Well, THAT'S not what he promised..." #herewegoiguess