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SophicSiren
@sophicsiren.bsky.social
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Nail polish princess in a grease stained jersey. Rural Chicagoish. Steak rare, bourbon neat. Pan demi poly sub, often NSFW. Elder kinkster. Real writer. Mediocre triathlete. Adorkable geek. Anxious mess. Beautiful disaster. She/her. Namaste, bitches.
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Getting my geek on to watch the last episode of Stranger Things Season 4
Image is a tired looking middle aged brunette. She's got shoulder length hair that has obviously been slept on and isn't wearing any makeup. She is standing next to an unmade bed wearing a black T-shirt with the Hellfire Club logo from Stranger Things.
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Image is a sexy Velma Dinkley cosplay by Instgram account molecularagatha
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Was all excited it cooled down enough to wear my new Sally running tights

But I'm having a little pain we think is related to my spinal decompression, so PT told me to skip running today

Not gonna take off the tights tho
Image is a woman's legs wearing running tights in a Sally Skellington print. She's holding a skeleton hand wine glass with hard cider. She's sitting on the steps of her porch, and visible beyond her feet is her homemade Halloween cemetery.
October 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Image is black text on a white background with a couple of star shapes at the top. The text reads just a girl who is desperate for an acotar 6 and Empyrean 4 update. Below that is an attribution to @sophiescurrentlyreading
October 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I am once again reminded I'm the only kinky person I know who owns a TENS unit for its intended purpose
Image is of the upper right quadrants of a curvy middle-aged brunette. She is lying in bed nude, and one breast is partially visible. The connection pads of a TENS unit are visible on her shoulder, with the wires curling around to meet the pads that are not visible on the lower aspect of her rotator cuff. Something yellow is sticking out from her dark brown hair, which is the Winnie the Pooh she's using as supplemental neck support, because this whole situation is related to her recent spinal surgery. Because why not start having some rotator cuff issues while you're recovering from severe spinal cord decompression? Even if she was interested in electricity play, which she is definitely not, the fact she's so frequently has to use a TENS unit for actual sports medicine reasons, would kill those inclinations anyway.
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Is it too freaking hot for a bourbon bubble bath? Yes. Yes it is.

Did I do one anyway because it's what my achy post op muscles demanded? Le sigh. Yes I did.
Image is of the lower half of a curvy middle-aged woman in a bathtub filled to the brim with scant bubbles on the surface. Her feet are crossed and propped on the edge of the tub next to the spout, and she's holding a small glass of Basil Hayden bourbon in her hand in the center of the frame. The bourbon and the bubbles obscure just enough to make it PG-13. She's wearing fabulous new sparkly green nail polish called Ozitively Elphaba that she's very excited about.
September 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I'm back bitchez!!
Sort of. Within medical limits. Got a long long way to go. But there was RUNNING and I'm so HAPPY!
Image is of a curvy middle aged woman in a gray running shirt, black running shorts with a nerdy math formula print, white running hat and mirrored sunglasses. Her short brown ponytail is peeking around her shoulder. She's standing on grass next to a park bench with a retention pond in the background. She is smiling broadly for the selfie.
September 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Why yes I am wearing my Wednesday shirt to watch the new season of Wednesday

Weird girls are gonna weird
Image is of a 50 something brunette propped up in bed with pillows. She's got no makeup, wearing a hard cervical collar due to spinal surgery, and in a black t-shirt that says Wednesday's child is full of woe. Not visible are her kick ass skull and roses boxer briefs.
August 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Everything is terrible and my entire day consists of multiple surgery related doctor appointments so the obvious answer is to wear a cute sundress, get a Starbucks and shop for Halloween decorations
Image is of a curvy middle aged brunette sitting in a car. She's wearing big sunglasses, a bright turquoise sundress with coral flowers, and holding an absurdly oversized iced peach tea lemonade from Starbucks. She's smiling slightly because she's so pleased with the Nightmare Before Christmas cookie jar she just scored, but is unsure how she'll sneak it into the house without getting called out. She is being very on brand, and she wouldn't have it any other way.
July 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Whole family plus meta's family at the pool

I can't swim because of my new tattoo and it is KILLING ME

I knew I would not handle this well, so I snuck in an, um, 'spirit forward' G&T in a sports bottle
Image is a of an hourglass curvy middle aged woman in an ikat print bikini from the mouth down. Her arms arw outstretched to hold the camera, it's full sun and her body is oddly shadowed because of the full sun. She's lying on a lounge chair covered by a gray and white print towel.
July 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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In my native habitat
Image is of a banner on a metal scaffolding that reads Ironman Village. An assortment of athletes are visible below it.
June 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Bougie cocktail snob bonus level unlocked

Guys I'm so freaking excited about my new toy
Image is of a small butane torch sitting on a kitchen counter to the left of a rocks glass topped by a wooden cocktail smoker top. In the rocks glass is a large square ice cube, an Old Fashioned, and smoke. Behind them, a small white plate holding a silver skull cocktail pick with a homemade Luxardo cherry impaled on it.
June 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Gutted to learn the world lost Miss Phoebe Princess Marshmallow this morning

She was a cardiac and PTSD service dog who saved a dear friend's life many, many times

She adopted me and would call me out when I tried to hide anxiety attacks

Hug your fur babies today
Image is of an elderly yellow lab lying on a big, comfy dog bed on my living room floor. She's wearing a leash and smiling for the camera. She was having trouble walking but needs to keep an eye on everyone, so we set her up where she could watch everything going on with Thanksgiving dinner. She got her own treat for dessert on the good china, because she was the best girl and deserved nothing less.
April 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Went for a 10 miler and decided to mix it up with some single track

Promptly tripped and got up close and personal with the ground... twice... in 3 miles 😂

I shook it off both times and finished the run, but on a smoother trail

Get at me boys, I'm clumsy, but also don't know when to quit
Image is of a curvy middle aged woman sitting on the ground,which is covered in dead leaves. She's wearing black running tights, a hot pink quarter zip running top with a black running jersey layer visible at her neck, a black hat, and dark sunglasses. A pale purple earbud is visible in one ear. She has a mildly disgruntled look on her face while she tries to figure out just how angry her knee is going to be after this.
April 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Sláinte, y'all
Image is of a woman's hand holding a small glass with about two fingers of Writer's Tears Irish Whiskey. The bottle of whiskey is visible on the dark wood side table behind her hand. Her legs, clad in green and black plaid running tights and worn out black New Balance running shoes, are visible because she's doing the bisexual weird sitting thing and she's got them propped across the arms of two chairs.
March 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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If you can find it and are willing to spend a bit, the marsala cask finished one is lovely

My former bf got me this bottle for the last birthday of mine I had before he left me. It's difficult to find so I'm making it last.
Image is a bottle of Marsala Cask Finished Writers Tears Irish Whiskey, being held on a dark wood table slightly tilted for a better camera angle
March 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Image is a screen cap of a tweet that reads "hey girl I just finished your tarot reading" over a picture of tarot cards spread out over a table spelling out dump him
March 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Image is of a pale middle aged brunette with thin, shoulder length hair. She's sitting in a car and is visible from the chest up. She's wearing a beige sweater, a puffy black winter coat, brown aviator sunglasses, and a freaking adorable newsboy style dark gray knit winter hat
February 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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If I ever get a girlfriend this is probably how it will go down
Image is a funny dialogue that reads; Heroine: *on top of the Villain Lady holding her down* You are defeated Villain Lady: you forgot about my secret weapon It can only be defused by kissing me on the mouth Heroine: ... You know you could have just asked me out instead of taking over this city Villain Lady: I'M AWKWARD OK?
February 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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About to start a 3 hour training session and was reminded of this meme
Image is a meme with a white background, black text formatted like a conversation, with a green border around the image. The text reads Scientist: do you know the average person spends 6.3 hours a week exercising? Triathlete: you mean a day? Scientist: What? Triathlete: What?
February 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Grocery store had blood oranges again so obviously I had to make a Blood Orange Old Fashioned
Image is of a beautiful rocks glass she got from the ex she can't get over holding an orangey brown liquid. There's a cocktail pick with a skull holding a slice of blood orange and a homemade Luxardo cherry balanced across the top of the glass. Not entirely visible is the skull ice cube that felt appropriate for this cocktail.
February 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Friendly reminder that if you put extra in an insulated travel mug you don't have to leave the bubble bath to refill your cocktail

Follow me for more life hacks
Image is of a martini glass on the edge of a white bathtub. The top of a red insulated travel cup is visible, and it's pouring a deep pink liquid into the martini glass. There are bubbles visible to the left, and the corner of a beige stool with decorative metal legs visible on the right. Off camera, the stool is holding a tablet playing Gilmore Girls because apparently drinking a Cosmo unlocked a heretofore unknown level of Girly Girl, and made me decide to finally check out this 20 yr old cultural touchstone so I can grok the memes. And also because everyone keeps telling me that a young Sam Winchester is in it.
February 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Decided to make a Cosmo for the first time in forever because I've got some cranberry juice to use up

I forgot how to make one and had to look it up

I thought that shit was burned into my DNA

Pretty sure this means I'm gonna lose platinum status on my White Girl Card
Image is of a pink cocktail in a martini glass sitting on a light colored kitchen counter. Slightly blurred behind it are the ingredients for a Cosmopolitan cocktail: vodka, cranberry juice, Cointreau, simple (which you only need ifyou have real, unsweetened cranberry juice) and half a lime. I drank an unholy number of these in my Sex and the City era and one time I got obscenely drunk at a wedding because the bartender was mixing these and one of the guys bet me I couldn't drink 6 of them and I couldn't let that stand. So I did. After the reception they had to stop me from skinny sipping in the dark in the lake adjacent to the venue. Allegedly.
February 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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I have epic tits and can mix a dirty martini while I grill a perfect steak like this and I honestly don't understand why I'm not drowning in good men
Image is of a thick New York strip steak cut open to show it's cooked a beautiful rare plus. It's on a cream colored china plate with broccoli and potato blurred in the background. The tips of a fork and steak knife are lying on the edge of the plate next to the steak.
January 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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What am I drinking tonight?
Image is of the ingredients for a classic cocktail on a light colored kitchen counter. They include Bulleit rye bourbon, St. George absinthe, Peychaud's bitters, a box of sugar cubes, and a lemon. Tools include a zester, a muddle and an awesome 2.5 oz metal measuring shot glass lined every half ounce. Sitting in front and slightly to the left is a pretty rocks glass containing a Sazerac. I bought the absinthe tonight to try a Sazerac for the first time because I was frustrated I can no longer make The Last Word due to green Chartreuse no longer being imported.
January 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM