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SophicSiren
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Nail polish princess in a grease stained jersey. Rural Chicagoish. Steak rare, bourbon neat. Pan demi poly sub, often NSFW. Elder kinkster. Real writer. Mediocre triathlete. Adorkable geek. Anxious mess. Beautiful disaster. She/her. Namaste, bitches.
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I'm the kind of submissive that vanilla people always assume is a Dominatrix
Y'all Madison guy loves Cynthia Erivo! He likes Jonathan Groff! He knows who Lin-Manuel Miranda is!

We just exchanged our favorite Cynthia Erivo videos.

I am doomed. I am going to fall for this guy so fucking hard.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Madison guy's definitely sick and there's almost zero chance our date can happen tomorrow

Both our calendars are booked solid until 2026

Trying not to cry while I run errands and get groceries

We both really wanted tomorrow night to happen
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Was suuuuper excited for my first date tomorrow with new dommy Madison guy but now he might be coming down sick 😭
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kind of loving that newbie guy just asked if we could move our date from 6 to 4:30 so we could get happy hour cheese curds (yes we're going on a date in Wisconsin why do you ask) and also be able to spend more time together 💕
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I think it would be good if we as a society stopped shunning sex work and sex in general.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Do any of y'all remember the bad date I had in January where going to a Josh Johnson show showed me he wasn't nearly smart enough?

He's been melting down on FB because getting a divorce

And now he's suddenly texting me again looking for someone to talk to about his feelings
a woman wearing glasses is reading a book and says " nuh uh " at the bottom
Alt: Moira Rose is holding a book and shaking her head. The text reads nuh uh.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One of the strongest, fittest women I know, multi time Ironman finisher, had a partial mastectomy yesterday for breast cancer

It really can happen to anyone

Go get checked
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
New Green Flag Just Dropped:

Sweet newbie guy knows I have neurospicy sensory issues and asked about facial hair because he usually rocks a little scruff
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Oh fuck these fucking fuckers
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
They also had to have some Gen Xers on the writing team because naming the popular sporty guy Jason is *chef's kiss*

In that time frame I dated Jason, Jason and Jason and had a huge crush on Jason
Stranger Things S4 is so on point in regards to society's idiotic notions about D&D in the context of the Satanic Panic in the 80s it makes me wonder if they consulted Sarah Marshall
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Stranger Things S4 is so on point in regards to society's idiotic notions about D&D in the context of the Satanic Panic in the 80s it makes me wonder if they consulted Sarah Marshall
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Newbie Guy, while bantering about our upcoming first date: So are you preparing jokes?

Me: I don't need jokes. I have trauma and a black sense of humor. I'm hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Apparently the young 'uns have decided that showing genuine enthusiasm is cringe af so I need to get an aftermarket booster to fuck with them because my genuine enthusiasm for all things already goes to fucking eleven
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Madison is one of the cities saved in my weather app

I always get a litte thrill when I have to check weather there because it's always race related happy things

I just checked the weather there to decide what to wear on a date

Kinda loving I have another reason to get excited about the forecast
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Getting my geek on to watch the last episode of Stranger Things Season 4
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Never imagined I'd have to negotiate the location of bite marks because someone I started dating has a vampire fetish... but here we are

I'm not mad about it
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Women are like roads.
The more curves they have,
the more dangerous they are.

~Mae West
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So a man I'm dying to finally meet just said he needs to look into my eyes and hear my voice and can't wait any longer to see me

And this was right after he made an impeccable dick pun and a heartfelt discussion of when it feels right to enjoy a cheap beer

Y'all I am so gonna fall for this man
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Holy shit Stranger Things season 4 really kinda said FUCK IT TURN THIS SHIT ON ITS HEAD AND BURN IT DOW

Final season vibe, but I know it's not the final season

Can't imagine where it's going next

It's giving Buffy and Supernatural, in a how much bigger can we make The Big Bad kind of way
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Our crosswalks are being reinstalled after Halsted was resurfaced.
They’re even updating them to the process flag. Proud to live in a city/state/community where we are not only accepted but celebrated.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Not in a great headspace but at least I'm not making a drink until after I get on the ladder I really shouldn't get on this early in my surgical recovery
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Turns out the hardest thing about my date with English teacher Dom guy... aside from his cock... was keeping ourselves from crossing the strict line his wife set regarding very limited sexual contact.

It went well 😁
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Poly dating is wild

Talking to two Doms

One is confident and firm, and respectfully leads explicit sexting to the edge of my limits

One is cautious and sweet, and is just as interested and sharing Bake Off memes with me as he is in sexting

Conversational whiplash

But I like them both
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What base is following each other on Instagram and sharing posts several times a day?
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM