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Sooper Villain
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Cubs and Northwestern - pity me. If you follow me I will not DM you. I believe that everyone has 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th and 14th Amendment rights. Folks not people.
So Vivek just said “America sucks”

Let’s see how that works out for him
December 26, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I just turned 52. Jesus, I am fucking old
December 8, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Drinking was never my problem. Stopping was the problem
"Drinking is not a problem for me"

- Pete Hegseth

We know, dude. We know.
December 5, 2024 at 12:34 AM
You think he’s gonna bring up trading land like it’s a fantasy football league again? Ok, Denmark, we’ll give you Puerto Rico AND Guam for Greenland and theater tickets to Hamlet.
December 4, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Holy shit this Korea thing is bad! Hunter Biden’s pardon ain’t gonna be shit in a few hours.
December 3, 2024 at 6:09 PM
We can’t be the main timeline. This timeline is ran by two high dudes who keep topping each other with “and then what if this happened?”

We’re a sandlot
December 2, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Go Cats
November 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
@cubbi3gyrl.bsky.social Good luck today!
November 29, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Look. I like this place and all but until we have more conversations about the blowjob I got from a Filipino
/ Egyptian lawyer during Monday NightFootball I am gonna stay at both

Step up your game people
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 AM
She ain’t lyin
Sarah McBride: "It is an attempt to distract ... Every single time we hear them say the word 'trans,' look what they're doing with their right hand. Look at what they're doing to pick the pocket of American workers, to fleece seniors by privatizing Social Security and Medicare."
November 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Every Walgreens has three guys decked out like it's the Iraq Surge and zero employees inside to unlock the deodorant encased in plexiglass
November 23, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I don’t even want to be in charge of my own body much less a woman’s
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 3:35 AM
The smartest thing a man can do is marry a woman who hates musicals.

So many bullets dodged
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Mind your own damn business was a winning message.
November 22, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Question for my Black friends: Do y’all still consider Bill Clinton the first Black president ?
November 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Airline customers who voted for Trump because they liked his policies more than Harris' are so going to love this! 🙄
November 21, 2024 at 1:57 AM
The pro-snow people are out here pretending this isn’t gonna be gross dirty slush by the morning and the sky won’t be gray for the next 8 months

Is it 9am? 11am? 4pm? Who knows?!
November 21, 2024 at 10:47 PM
So this new administration, kinda real rapey. Yikes!!
November 21, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Um, hot?
Nicely done @jay.bsky.team .
Jay on Bluesky: We've been scaling up. There's been about a million people joining a day for the past week
November 20, 2024 at 11:04 PM
November 20, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Seriously thinking about trying to get Larry the neighborhood dog to run for alderman.
November 20, 2024 at 10:29 PM