Vic Michaelis, Lou Wilson, second Vic Michaelis

developers paid 5x what they need at the very least, and I don't mean the executives, I mean the people actually creating the art

brent spiner (1985): "I am very serious"

gene roddenberry: "we will cast you as Cmdr Serious"

brent spiner (1986): "heeheehoohoo"

gene roddenberry: "damn, you can heeheehoohoo as well? great, let's write Cmdr Serious to have ten billion heeheehoohoo family members who all look exactly like him,"

like if I was a live-action youtuber instead of an animator I would be doing the "one guy plays all the roles and has a piece of notebook paper taped to his chest with his current character's name written on it" stuff, and the different voices and characters in my videos are just my version of that

pavlov getting increasingly pissed off when his dog runs to him eagerly every time he rings the bell

"I KEEP PAINTING THE HP RESTORATION ITEMS RED," screams the infuriated game designer, "WHY DO THEY KEEP GRABBING THEM? IT'S GETTING TO THE POINT THAT THEY GRAB THE RED BOX BEFORE EVEN READING THE ITEM DESCRIPTION!! DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT RED IS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD????"

man who is 100% divorced from human nature: "I have developed a new term: Florgho. sharing resources, kindness, feeding the poor, and communal safety are all Florgho."

normal person: "ah, I see. Florgho means 'good'?"

the man: "no. no, what? no. fuck no. what's wrong with you? aren't you scared??"

the converse is also true. there's probably scores -- legions, even -- of kinks the cavemen had that have been tragically lost to time.

we've gotta get regular p-- wait wrong website

wait they're different guys?

do whiteboard ones where there's just empty speech bubbles but it's a whiteboard so people can write and rewrite them. I think Dinosaur Comics did that at one point

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