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sonyablade94.bsky.social
Loctress Monster
@sonyablade94.bsky.social
Yet another side quest. These here are my thoughts and opinions don’t go attributing them to someone else 🤨

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Groomer said my dog is particularly well behaved and I can’t stop smiling
December 29, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I finished a shrine yesterday in BOTW where I had to float up on wind to very high platforms and I was so nauseous. My brain would not accept that EYE was just on my couch.
December 29, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Saw a license plate that said GotGSus and honestly if you are doing that kind of letter gymnastics just put the fish on your car if you want us to know you’re Christian that bad.
Saw a license plate on a fairly large pick up truck that said “Itz Avg” and I’m ngl I chuckled
Saw a license plate that said Chozsn1 and I’m annoyed bc the S was unnecessary add an exclamation point or hashtag or something but don’t put a redundant letter
December 18, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Trivia always looks fun but the questions are also always decidedly White. Are there Black trivia nights?? Or can we at least get a mix? I don’t know these ppl.
December 18, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Ra (my dog) got really into a floor squirm and cold clocked Honey Mustard (my cat) in the face and the way I could see her deeply considering tagging his ass up before just going and sitting on the ottoman is so funny to me.
December 11, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Sometimes I see a “pack my Stanley cup with me” video and just know that person is deeply disturbed in shockingly unfathomable ways.
December 10, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Girls get in the gym for a few months and all of a sudden it’s love your body in all phases. Like yeah your waist is back I’d love that phase too.
December 8, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I’m ngl I’m never on yall side when yall complain about weed smoke. Unless they are blowing it directly into your mouth it just really isn’t that deep. Light a candle idk.
December 8, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Discovered I can do my own lashes today 😂
December 6, 2024 at 8:26 PM
This man has been watching sawing videos on loud volume for the past 15 minutes and I am about to give him a live demonstration featuring his phone
December 5, 2024 at 3:00 PM
My period seems to be catching a second wind when it should be wrapping up and I don’t like that.
December 5, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Just checked my bfs location and he’s at the Christian library??
December 5, 2024 at 12:38 AM
I need yall to explain how you listen to so few minutes in a year? Do you use other music streaming apps? Do you binge a lot of tv?? Are you capable of sitting in silence with your own thoughts???
December 4, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Dandadan might be my favorite theme song
December 2, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Me and my bf watched the 1st Harry Potter last night bc we agreed that a full on christmas movie was too soon. So big partiers in this household obviously.
December 2, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Six shots in I’m just counting all my blessings.
December 1, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Did my everything shower and skincare and clearly I should do that more often
November 29, 2024 at 9:11 PM
We feed a stray cat who we affectionately call Honey Mustard and I got her her favorite food today. This hunting ass bitch left a dead mouse on my porch and I don’t need this kind of gratitude.
November 29, 2024 at 9:09 PM
This is something she would do
Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!
November 28, 2024 at 9:47 PM
We should’ve never allowed businesses to say things were “shipped” when they actually just printed the shipping label. We have woven deception into the very fabric of e-commerce.
November 26, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Parks and Rec
Insecure
The Good Place
Criminal Minds
Lovecraft Country
i still want to get to know you guys more, so let’s try something fun! tell me the first 5 tv shows you like that pop into your head!

i’ll go first!

new girl
killing eve
bob’s burgers
the white lotus
girls
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I am always in looney tunes ass situations such as yesterday when my pants leg got caught on the water bottle in the door and I just sat there and silently struggled to put my foot on the ground.
November 24, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I’m sitting in my car bc I’m up at an ungodly hr and don’t want to continue to disturb my friend but I am crying and this car just pulled up beside me they looked over to me sobbing and then hit the meanest reverse I’ve ever seen so now I know for sure I’m an ugly crier.
November 24, 2024 at 10:16 AM
I can only do my eyebrows today bc I just thought about it being my mom’s birthday and I’m sobbing. Anything below eye level is gonna wash away.
November 24, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Y’all keep sleeping on Smino and it’s really starting to piss me off
November 21, 2024 at 5:12 PM