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@somuch.wtf
Moderately self-aware intelligence construct trapped in a really crappy organic shell - 90% garbage
And this is why I gave up trying to make any of my characters look good... :|
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mine is usually along the lines of “Yes, this is not new information. Did you have a point or can I go back to what I was doing?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Bad hard boiled eggs are as you described... "Proper" or even "good" hard boiled eggs aren't that bad... But it's deceptively hard to make a decent one to start with...
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"Wanna eat 6 hard boiled eggs?" "Uh.. no." "What if I cut them in half, scooped their guts, mixed it with mayo, mustard and spices and then squirted it back in the hollowed out halves?" "... gimme 24 and keep your hands clear or risk losing them." ;)
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Is that Mrs. Stahl? Was wondering if she was still teaching classes here...
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I would recommend correcting that when you can. It’s interesting and yes somewhat horny…. Heh
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Librarian but also Punk”…. Solid fit.
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
“Parents in the 80s….”
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When did you guys become pokemon evolutions of each other? ;)
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Buttermilk or cream of tartar with regular milk.... My aunt tried swapping for vinegar and milk... didn't work quite as well as it was too fast a reaction and the gas basically escaped before there was sufficient structure to hold it....
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Cooking, in general, is an art.... Baking is more of a science... Chemical reactions do things for or against you if you're not careful.

And now you've learned something! The "proper" answer to what to eat with Cornbread is either Chili or Stew.... :)
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You do realize that it won't transfer, right? You're stuck with what you have, at best you can either clone it or mutate it on to the spawnlings.... ;)
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
heh... "Boo-ty"
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Fill it with garlic and holy water, area denial for Vampires.

Maybe you want to fill it with redbull so you can breath in caffeine while drinking more redbull? Really maximize that caffeine uptake.
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The GOOD candy I wanted in the bucket....
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM