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@somuch.wtf
Moderately self-aware intelligence construct trapped in a really crappy organic shell - 90% garbage
Bad hard boiled eggs are as you described... "Proper" or even "good" hard boiled eggs aren't that bad... But it's deceptively hard to make a decent one to start with...
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
….. it’s not wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Fuck you, Governor Matchbox".... Let's be real, HotWheels are too upscale for this fucker.....
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
@vtmbloodlines.bsky.social .... you'd better not be teasing people with this. ;)
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"y stem slo?" ;)
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
That's some scary shit.....
October 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
STREET BURGERS!
October 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"The Epstein Files are in another castle...."
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This feels AI generated, would be amusing if it was by Grok.... heh
October 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Also.... "Portland". ;)
October 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
That rat bastard..... ;)
October 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is still one of my all time fav memes......
October 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Someone really should debug their automated email code.....
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I do hope this is Chicago.... ;)
October 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Trying out some Canadian specialities before flying out….
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
That’s a strange way to spell “I’m having a wank”….
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@maegodhavemercy.com Look at these damn dirty lies! ;)

I still want Crystal Pepsi as a permanent option. And I'm pondering if they could do a Wild Cherry version of it....
September 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
September 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@sussydonna.bsky.social has @lluisabadias.bsky.social busted out this move yet? ;)
September 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@jacobburgess.bsky.social A Glorious meme.... hehe
September 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My CHONKY boy has arrived.....
September 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
September 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
heheh
September 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM