Medical care for the victims of Wahlberg attacks.

The republic is falling apart because we’re all trapped in the world’s dumbest romantic dramedy with unlikeable protagonists

He looks like ET when they found him in that creek

I grew up in a predominantly Italian town and there are a bunch of really old immigrant guys that talk in a kind of mumble rasp like he does.

My buddy's dad would be like: "hmmm mumble mumble murrbble hmmff move your car hmm hmmff."

Surely we all concede that Nine Inch Nail's Closer is a religious song right? It has the word god in it.

The strongest man... in the World!!!

They were saying

We used to call him "The Nuge"

Finally, bro science has created 85 year olds.

- Somebody in armor that hands Ben Shapiro his microphone.

Trump supporter and a Business man? Being racist? Who would have thunk it?

I would probably feel safe in the knowledge that the "can't tell a movie isn't real" and the "not capable of remembering things from more than 5 years ago" crowds have a lot of overlap.

My favorite genre of photo is "Wow, Ben Affleck is coming out his front door to do something, what an asshole!"

You're telling me that this guy who looks like the earthly avatar of some kind of corruption demon committed wage theft? This guy that looks like John Constantine or the Winchesters would find out he's behind all those missing children is some kind of asshole? It's hard to believe...

They've been getting a lot of these since they hired that guy with face blindness

Me when it happens: youtu.be/o9mJ82x_l-E?...