Sometimes No
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Sometimes No
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My favorite flavor is assorted.
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The republic is falling apart because we’re all trapped in the world’s dumbest romantic dramedy with unlikeable protagonists
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Been job hunting and every couple weeks I lower my standards of what I'm looking for, I go down the list from:

- In My Field
- Related Fields
- Similar Pay
- Enough Pay to Survive
- Some Pay but Not Being Actively Abused by Superiors
- My Job is Just Being Abused

About to hit the last step now...
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know what? Your post has enough likes, I'm taking mine back.
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I mean, I've always assumed we were ruled by a cabal of monsters; I just never would have guessed that they were all so fucking stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Was describing the plot of the Long Walk to friends but couldn't remember the title and called it Walk Hard....
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Thinking about becoming AI generated later. Could use more fingers.
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The aurora looks just like every meteor shower and eclipse has to me: an endless bank of gray clouds and my asshole neighbors floodlights.
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It's hard to advocate robbery, but if you walk around with your phone in a $230 sock; you need to get beaten and have it taken. It's for your own good.
Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone
ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket, designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.
www.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Chat GPT fucking sucks.

- Mark Twain
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Every time I sneeze, I forget another week of my childhood.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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all my sick apes, gone
October 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's been a week since I went to the science museum in SF and I'm really starting to regret not buying that Astronaut Ice Cream...
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It's time...

Who wants to form a Perfectly Reasonable Clown Posse with me?
October 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Any comments Alanis ?
October 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tried to take a picture of a fleeting moment, instead google AI popped up over top of the photo app until it was too late. Cool, glad I had no choice in this.
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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(Salt-N-Pepa) let’s talk about Tex Mex, please
Let’s talk about meat and cheese
Let’s talk about all the good meals and the bad meals
With nice beans
October 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You ever watch a movie and realize that a character is doomed? You know it's just not going to end well for them after a certain point, no matter how much everyone tries to save them?

That's how I look at my phone chargers.
October 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Seriously, was there anybody in the bay who didn't go to the bluegrass festival? The line stretched to the end of the park for 5 plus hours...
October 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass
September 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Every single press conference photo of Kash Patel looks like his laxative just kicked in.
September 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Should I be building a hidden room under my house to hide trans people or is it already too late at this point?

I feel like a "cut the tall trees" moment is racing toward happening in the US...
September 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's just been a bad four or so decades for me, it could turn around any day now.
August 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM