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sometimesavowel.bsky.social
Tom.pizza
@sometimesavowel.bsky.social
Human rights above all. All viewpoints otherwise welcome because it's people that make them suck and not the other way around. if you're a promotional account spamming follows then I'm going to block you so hard Dikembe Mutombo will be jealous.
That's not even the first joke you've recycled this year.
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is McDonald's gimmick. The others need to find their own.
September 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Just had my first full conversation with Gemini and it was, appropriately, very serious.
August 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Trader Joe's, you know I love you but you basically just made Big Mac sauce so tone it down.
July 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tbf it goes on to explain that each search engine has its pros and cons but nah "Hey Google, throw some shade."
July 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don't hate pulling Henry David Thoreau, but he's like a common card in a booster pack.
May 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
These new subway maps are much easier to read while still looking like an amorphous tentacled creature reaching out towards something. #nyc #nycsubway #maps #beastsoflegend
May 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My cat will bully me out of bed for breakfast but if he sees me going back to sleep he'll back off until he catches me stirring again. He's determined, but considerate.
May 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Einstein dropping mics since 1915.
May 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is how I went from a vegan-positive statement to someone demanding that I read a particular paragraph of MLK's Birmingham jail letter. A lot of brain cells were lost that day. #neverforget
April 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Credit @pennyarcade.bsky.social it was either screencap with the bottom or top cut off because of weird membership benefits.

Can't you just like, let me order a framable print of this?
April 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The 90's were fuckin' wild
April 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
People jokingly make comparisons to the Star Wars prequels with what's going on, but some of the similarities are eerie.
April 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think this also looks good - although, that's some disrespect calling this a "United States" recipe. 😤

...but, fair.
April 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
In my little spat I got into last week I don't recall ever saying I'm opposed to vegan food as a concept. This honestly looks amazing.

Ooooh and I don't see why you can't experiment with different oatmeal flavors. Get a little sweet/savory flavor combo going.
April 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My new form of passive resistance is taking content I find on Meta and using it to drive engagement over here.

#catsofbluesky
April 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
To be fair, it's a very insightful and sadly still all too relevant document. I probably should have read it before now, even if I was previously aware of certain passages.
March 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm not vegan or vegetarian, but if someone shows up with salad and they're like, "here's some salad, have some"...imma say they're my friend. #thesimpsons
March 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It was a simpler time.
March 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It's gratifying when you put up an instructive sign at work and you actually see a difference reflected in the paperwork.
March 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This entire meal cost $5 to make.
March 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yo, beware the Ides of March
March 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is giving me anxiety for not following pinball design philosophy at all. My nephew won't let me change it.
March 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
March 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ok nobody does the Hellgate like that and gets away with it. I hope something truly awful happens to this guy, like ending up in a hunger games situation in a barren dimension, or something.
March 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM