Tom.pizza
@sometimesavowel.bsky.social
Human rights above all. All viewpoints otherwise welcome because it's people that make them suck and not the other way around. if you're a promotional account spamming follows then I'm going to block you so hard Dikembe Mutombo will be jealous.
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Tom.pizza
@sometimesavowel.bsky.social
· Jan 13
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I am human. This is cat. bsky.app/profile/theb...
I'm not saying we should have stayed the course with this stuff in general, but I just watched Jesse Eisenberg's turn as Lex Luthor from the Snyder Cut again and I really think that guy is due for a redemption. That's the only time he made me feel chills in that role.
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm not saying we should have stayed the course with this stuff in general, but I just watched Jesse Eisenberg's turn as Lex Luthor from the Snyder Cut again and I really think that guy is due for a redemption. That's the only time he made me feel chills in that role.
@littlekuriboh.bsky.social I love you man but I would love to know if the next Abridged episode is in 6 days or 6 months. This time is unusually long and my first thought was that maybe you're not all right. So just checking on you as a fan in what I hope is a non-parasocial way. Keep being awesome.
October 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
@littlekuriboh.bsky.social I love you man but I would love to know if the next Abridged episode is in 6 days or 6 months. This time is unusually long and my first thought was that maybe you're not all right. So just checking on you as a fan in what I hope is a non-parasocial way. Keep being awesome.
Learning that you're wrong is secretly awesome, don't tell anyone. 🤫
October 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Learning that you're wrong is secretly awesome, don't tell anyone. 🤫
People last year: "Kendrick Lamar's high concept meta commentary suuuuucked"
NFL: "ok here's international superstar Bad Bunny."
"No wait"
NFL: "ok here's international superstar Bad Bunny."
"No wait"
September 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
People last year: "Kendrick Lamar's high concept meta commentary suuuuucked"
NFL: "ok here's international superstar Bad Bunny."
"No wait"
NFL: "ok here's international superstar Bad Bunny."
"No wait"
This is McDonald's gimmick. The others need to find their own.
September 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is McDonald's gimmick. The others need to find their own.
Central Queens Boulevard is like an airport. That's the only other place I can think of where you'll find a JC Penny across from a White Castle.
September 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Central Queens Boulevard is like an airport. That's the only other place I can think of where you'll find a JC Penny across from a White Castle.
Switch Palace.
SWITCH Palace.
It's been right there in the name. For a long time. Come on, Nintendo. Do something with that.
SWITCH Palace.
It's been right there in the name. For a long time. Come on, Nintendo. Do something with that.
September 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Switch Palace.
SWITCH Palace.
It's been right there in the name. For a long time. Come on, Nintendo. Do something with that.
SWITCH Palace.
It's been right there in the name. For a long time. Come on, Nintendo. Do something with that.
Just had my first full conversation with Gemini and it was, appropriately, very serious.
August 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just had my first full conversation with Gemini and it was, appropriately, very serious.
*Deletes Monster Hunter from my Switch because I never play it*
*Sees Monster Hunter featured on a YouTube list video* "I should finally play Monster Hunter"
*Redownloads Monster Hunter and will play it this time promise*
*Sees Monster Hunter featured on a YouTube list video* "I should finally play Monster Hunter"
*Redownloads Monster Hunter and will play it this time promise*
July 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
*Deletes Monster Hunter from my Switch because I never play it*
*Sees Monster Hunter featured on a YouTube list video* "I should finally play Monster Hunter"
*Redownloads Monster Hunter and will play it this time promise*
*Sees Monster Hunter featured on a YouTube list video* "I should finally play Monster Hunter"
*Redownloads Monster Hunter and will play it this time promise*
@citibikenyc.bsky.social stop forcing me to rate my ride.
July 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@citibikenyc.bsky.social stop forcing me to rate my ride.
Want to know something horrifying I discovered about bacon? You'd think eating it frozen would be the worst way, and maybe it technically is, but it still tastes amazing. It's the food with no weaknesses.
July 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Want to know something horrifying I discovered about bacon? You'd think eating it frozen would be the worst way, and maybe it technically is, but it still tastes amazing. It's the food with no weaknesses.
Trader Joe's, you know I love you but you basically just made Big Mac sauce so tone it down.
July 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Trader Joe's, you know I love you but you basically just made Big Mac sauce so tone it down.
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I stepped on his little paw accidentally so to make it up to him I'm giving him second helpings AAAAAND letting him eat them at the table. Don't let it go to your head, Mr. Jug. #catsofbluesky
July 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I stepped on his little paw accidentally so to make it up to him I'm giving him second helpings AAAAAND letting him eat them at the table. Don't let it go to your head, Mr. Jug. #catsofbluesky
Tbf it goes on to explain that each search engine has its pros and cons but nah "Hey Google, throw some shade."
July 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Tbf it goes on to explain that each search engine has its pros and cons but nah "Hey Google, throw some shade."
Stretch goal idea: audiobook version of the graphic novel with the cast of the show.
The GOOD OMENS graphic novel journey is at the finish line. Complete. Packing. Shipping. www.kickstarter.com/...
July 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Stretch goal idea: audiobook version of the graphic novel with the cast of the show.
Hollywood needs to blacklist the Daily Beast. They can review any movie however they want but the manner in which they broke embargo feels intentional and gross.
July 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hollywood needs to blacklist the Daily Beast. They can review any movie however they want but the manner in which they broke embargo feels intentional and gross.
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It's been awhile so here's another one of him being deceptively chonky. FYI he's roughly 11-12 pounds. #catsofbluesky
July 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It's been awhile so here's another one of him being deceptively chonky. FYI he's roughly 11-12 pounds. #catsofbluesky
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I really think people who vape lack intelligence, especially those who got in on the ground floor. You mean to tell me that's ever what you thought vapor actually looks like? The stuff you see on the bathroom mirror. That's what was coming out of those things, you say?
July 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I really think people who vape lack intelligence, especially those who got in on the ground floor. You mean to tell me that's ever what you thought vapor actually looks like? The stuff you see on the bathroom mirror. That's what was coming out of those things, you say?
Looks like the big tomato sauce sale at the local supermarkets this week is the same Hunts cans that they sell at Dollar Tree. How am I supposed to Vivi Ama Ridi in these conditions?
June 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Looks like the big tomato sauce sale at the local supermarkets this week is the same Hunts cans that they sell at Dollar Tree. How am I supposed to Vivi Ama Ridi in these conditions?
@steveshives.bsky.social now that the series has ended, do you think it's a good time to reevaluate Lower Decks? I'm not letting your opinion stop me from enjoying it myself, but I always felt like you're not seeing the forest through the trees when it comes to that show.
June 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
@steveshives.bsky.social now that the series has ended, do you think it's a good time to reevaluate Lower Decks? I'm not letting your opinion stop me from enjoying it myself, but I always felt like you're not seeing the forest through the trees when it comes to that show.
I'd say comic books will be very interesting if Cuomo wins, but then I remembered that they had already just made Kingpin mayor because of the other thing.
Seriously guys, what the hell is going on here?
Seriously guys, what the hell is going on here?
June 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'd say comic books will be very interesting if Cuomo wins, but then I remembered that they had already just made Kingpin mayor because of the other thing.
Seriously guys, what the hell is going on here?
Seriously guys, what the hell is going on here?
How can TLC take anything and make it the trashiest version of it?
June 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
How can TLC take anything and make it the trashiest version of it?