snake the jake
@somesnake.bsky.social
pod boy for the pod people horror podcast, metal enjoyer, a scary snake
pointing directly at the bartending and mouthing “witness me” as i shotgun my 14th modelo and climb unsteadily up on my stool
July 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
pointing directly at the bartending and mouthing “witness me” as i shotgun my 14th modelo and climb unsteadily up on my stool
my car’s engine failing is a plot by the deep state to keep me from buying switch 2 to play donkey kong bananaboat
July 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
my car’s engine failing is a plot by the deep state to keep me from buying switch 2 to play donkey kong bananaboat
“debate me bro” how about instead i cast you into the black fields of boiling pitch overseen by the blind eyes of yaldabaoth
July 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“debate me bro” how about instead i cast you into the black fields of boiling pitch overseen by the blind eyes of yaldabaoth
what if instead of judge dredd he was judge nice and he just wanted to hang out
July 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
what if instead of judge dredd he was judge nice and he just wanted to hang out
i think most period pieces would be improved by the presence of kung fu
July 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i think most period pieces would be improved by the presence of kung fu
the man of shapes and angles
June 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
the man of shapes and angles
average listening to paysage d’hiver experience: 5 minutes of the sound of wind blowing before being slapped in the face by the most oppressive and evil riff in existence (complimentary)
June 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
average listening to paysage d’hiver experience: 5 minutes of the sound of wind blowing before being slapped in the face by the most oppressive and evil riff in existence (complimentary)
in hindsight free willy is an insane premise for a film and even crazier to make multiple sequels out of. what was going on in the 90s
June 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
in hindsight free willy is an insane premise for a film and even crazier to make multiple sequels out of. what was going on in the 90s
appropriating the theme for @tomwalker.bsky.social’s internet deep dive into a song to sing at my cat
June 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
appropriating the theme for @tomwalker.bsky.social’s internet deep dive into a song to sing at my cat
like father like son
June 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
like father like son
the fact that smoking cigarettes is bad for you is proof that god is dead
May 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the fact that smoking cigarettes is bad for you is proof that god is dead
at the show tonight the guitar player for kruelty said “let’s fuck this shit down” and that has immediately entered my lexicon
May 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
at the show tonight the guitar player for kruelty said “let’s fuck this shit down” and that has immediately entered my lexicon
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bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
May 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
if there’s one universal truth i’ve learned it’s that in life, sometimes there is a creature
May 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
if there’s one universal truth i’ve learned it’s that in life, sometimes there is a creature
evolution gave this guy stripes. “oh it will help him blend in with the grasses of the savannah, disguising him from both predators and prey.” ?????
this man lives in my house. they have played us for absolute fools
this man lives in my house. they have played us for absolute fools
May 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
evolution gave this guy stripes. “oh it will help him blend in with the grasses of the savannah, disguising him from both predators and prey.” ?????
this man lives in my house. they have played us for absolute fools
this man lives in my house. they have played us for absolute fools
got an email today about logging into my chatgpt enterprise account that i have access to through work and i’ve never deleted anything faster in my life
May 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
got an email today about logging into my chatgpt enterprise account that i have access to through work and i’ve never deleted anything faster in my life
many such cases
listening to black metal
May 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
many such cases
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FARTING WITH RECKLESS ABANDON AND WITHOUT REGARD TO MY FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS
May 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
FARTING WITH RECKLESS ABANDON AND WITHOUT REGARD TO MY FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS
(joker voice) i’m a man of my word
May 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
(joker voice) i’m a man of my word
don’t mind me if i just head on down to the pub for a pint and a philadelphia style cheesed steak
May 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
don’t mind me if i just head on down to the pub for a pint and a philadelphia style cheesed steak
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Making deplorable moves in contemptible silence, the rapacious grind slumbers not
May 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Making deplorable moves in contemptible silence, the rapacious grind slumbers not