Chris Dwan (he/him)
somershade.bsky.social
Chris Dwan (he/him)
@somershade.bsky.social
Hyper local in Somerville, MA. FOIA requests & long threads live-tweeting city meetings. Also @fdmts
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The most important thing to remember about Somerville social media is that most of Somerville is not on Somerville social media.
Who’s looking forward to ”why can’t the city just plow the sidewalks?” season.

I know that I am.
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Tonight’s city council agenda looks super interesting. I wish I could be there, but unfortunately I cannot.

If it goes as I expect, a person who watched the whole meeting might learn a whole heck of a lot about how the city and its government work.

somervillema.legistar.com/MeetingDetai...
City of Somerville, Massachusetts - Meeting of City Council on 11/13/2025 at 7:00 PM
somervillema.legistar.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
FYI: The latest MacOS update (26.1) breaks the ability to drive an external monitor using USB-C -unless- you use one with the "lightning" symbol on it.

This message brought to you by about half an hour of flailing around in my tub of supposedly identical USC-C cables.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I’m completely unsurprised that the party who -constantly- accuses everybody else of grooming, pedophilia, and perversion is, in fact rife with groomers, pedophiles, and perverts.

I am shocked that they’re dumb enough to put it in writing. That’s just … wow.
So first off, we all know that these guys project like nobody’s business. If they’re talking about other people doing something, that means they’re doing it themselves.

So, seizing the treasury because of ‘fraudulent payments?’

Yeah, Musk and Trump just robbed the fucking US treasury.

2/?
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Everybody who has been paying any kind of attention has seen this coming for the last several months.
The president is putting together his own police force to operate in cities, with few legal constraints
Trumpforce
The president is putting together his own police force to operate in cities, with few legal constraints
econ.st
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
To repeat …
The thing about the Epstein files is that there is nothing they could possibly reveal that will change even one heart or mind.

We know that Trump hosted youth beauty pageants where Epstein sourced the girls. He bragged about creeping on them in the dressing room.

Republicans -love- that shit.

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November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I got to shake hands this evening with Victoria Gray, the first person ever to be -cured- of a genetic disease (Sickle-Cell) using CRISPR gene-editing technology.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victori...

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Victoria Gray - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
So where are we this morning?

Last week’s unambiguous electoral mandate did -not- strengthen the spines of congressional democrats. Instead, they seem to have folded up with no concessions at all, which makes the whole shutdown a waste, except …

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November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Narratives about AI replacing work mostly seem to betray a profound gap in the author’s understanding of work.

www.fastcompany.com/91435192/cha...
AI isn't replacing jobs. AI spending is
Big spending on artificial intelligence puts pressure on jobs, as gloomy narratives about the future of work are ironically making new graduates less employable.
www.fastcompany.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"I'll tell'y', be a neighbor and you'll have neighbors. Now I've tried that by experience ... you children remember that. Th'more you do for people, th'more they'll do for you. Always remember, t'have a friend, be one."

Aunt Arie, The Foxfire Book
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The @binjreports.bsky.social AKA @binjdotnews.bsky.social 10th anniversary celebration is a lot of fun.

Here’s Chris Farone putting the whole entire establishment media on blast and obviously having a great time doing it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Scarcity mindset: Grr. It is cold.

Abundance mindset: The Big Fridge is BACK ONLINE!
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
They’ll roll all the way back to ‘reconsidering’ full-on human slavery if we let them.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...
A Decade Later, Supreme Court Is Asked to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Seems like folks are taking the occasion of James Watson’s death to tell their stories of how he was a problematic man in many respects.

Here’s mine.

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November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Occasional reminder: Elon Musk’s -very- first move when Trump handed him the keys to the federal government was to smirk about spending a weekend ‘feeding USAID into the wood chipper.’

He should be remembered as a racist mass murderer and nothing more.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Trump Cancels Christmas.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/u...
Trump Officials to Cut Air Traffic at 40 Major Airports if Shutdown Continues
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
So hey, OpenAI is like … the industry darling and the future and the smartest white people in the room … but they also just asked the federal government do backstop their insanely overleveraged ‘investment’ and I think we should just say ‘nah bro, invisible hand, market smart, number go down.’
I found myself reading articles about AI and the financial markets this morning and um, it's not great?

"The AI investment ‘bubble’ is 17 times the size of the dot-com frenzy of 2000 — and four times the subprime mortgage bubble of 2007."

thenextrecession.wordpress.com/2025/10/14/t...

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The AI bubble and the US economy
The US stock market continues to hit new record highs; the bitcoin price is also close to highs and the gold price has rocketed to all-time highs. Investors in financial assets (banks, insurance co…
thenextrecession.wordpress.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My city is hosting a live, in theatre Godzilla marathon this weekend, and (a) therefore your argument is invalid and (b) I will not be taking questions between 2pm on Saturday and 2am on Sunday.
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ernest and Gracie’s. For when you’re having a ‘fuck it, pour some liquor in a milkshake’ kind of day.
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If you defund, demoralize, and decimate the Agrncy responsible for regulating Food and Drugs, you will -immediately- get potential life-threatening quality problems in both food and drugs.

Safety regulations are written in the blood of the people who died and proved we needed them.
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Occasional reminder that for all their tough guy, testosterone poisoned talk … the thugs of the right will actually go all the way to a jury trial for ‘assault’ with a sandwich.

What a bunch of whiny, pathetic, entitled, crybaby snowflakes.
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Goddamn, there’s something I didn’t think I’d live to see.

Maybe there’s hope for us yet.
History: The City of Detroit just elected its first female mayor: Mary Sheffield.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Word on the street is that it’s Mayor @jake4somerville.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM