Well if I'm going to post one CoH blorbo I may as well start posting the other 60. Wayne Reynolds was an ordinary lab technician until he was given a magic iPod Nano that transforms him into Imagine Dragons, granting him all the powers of smash hit 2012 single "Radioactive"

Reinstalled CoH and decided to make a character from my chats with @crimsoni.bsky.social. Behold in the flesh, rival to reviled regressionist rogue the Ray Regent and all around noted asshole Baron Beam.

The label ray is a highly advanced piece of technology, though, chances are it was too complicated for your poor simple hench to understand. One of the few rays in your arsenal not built by you, but instead shoplifted from the stationary store - uh, you mean, stolen in a daring ray-themed heist.