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Some Bish
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Cheese. Beer. Video games. Motherhood.
🧡 SF Giants 🧡
🔞 NSFW adjacent 🔞
$coinlaundryloser
If your wife doesn't shout random baseball statistics to you between bong rips while pooping with the bathroom door open, does she even really love you?
June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Matt Mercer (as Rascelo): "If you can bring back Velk"

My husband: "Whole Velk, don't bring back 2% Velk"

#criticalrolespoilers #daggerheart #ageofumbra @criticalrole.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My 2 year old is obsessed with wearing my "bear!" slippers. He also likes to make them give each other kisses. 🤣🤣 @criticalrole.bsky.social @laurabaileyvo.bsky.social #trinket #critter
May 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Our two year old just walks around all day singing various songs from #SmileSessions by #TheBeachBoys and it makes me so proud. 😅
May 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@mariners.com
This boy is a big fan! (I guess his nickname we gave him as a baby suits him! #lildumper #calraleigh #seattlemariners #baseball
April 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Anyone who even remotely knows me immediately sends me any sort of meme involving cheese, and I just love that.
April 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
#baseball #mlb #sfgiants @sanfranciscogiants.bsky.social
March 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
❤️
March 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Living my best MILF, dive bar #bartender days. 🖤🥰
March 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Removing the flags of Arizona’s 22 sovereign Tribal nations from the Phoenix VA is an insult to Native veterans.

Secretary Doug Collins must make this right.
March 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Elon Musk over here creating the plot for Who Killed the Electric Car 2.
March 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My son, who turned 2 like 2 weeks ago, just saw a shot glass and said, "Whiskey!", parent of the year over here. 😅
March 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Finally watching ExU Divergence.
This post is gonna be a tally of how many times I say "Brennan! You asshole!" 🤣
#exudivergence @criticalrole.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm in a group chat with my man, his brother, and his best friend. My husband asked our top 5 athletes of all time.
Here's my answer.

Hunter Pence

Damian Lillard

Bill Elliot (Nascar)

Elissa Steamer (skateboarding)

Buster Posey

Of the group, I had the biggest variety of sports. 🤣
March 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Fox news, you're dumb as fuck.
#parents #husband #genderroles
March 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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If we mapped out all the people in an area that posted EARTHQUAKE I wonder if we could pinpoint the epicenter as accurately as a seismograph.
March 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm a 34 year old bartender and mother of 3 under 3. I survive solely off of spite, whisky, yerba mate, and tacos al pastor that I scarf down in my car before my shift.
#bartender #mom #twinmom #whisky #threeunderthree #tacos
March 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Still thinking about how the regulars at work were impressed as I walked around asking who had a Phillips head screwdriver so I could fix the patio door that kept getting stuck open.

Calm down, I'm not gonna hurt myself. Nothing gets in the way of a bitch that's been annoyed all day at work. 🤣
March 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Last night, I completely forgot about a tables food while I was bartending without a server during busy karaoke. The kitchen was dead. My line cook let the food sit in the window for an HOUR without. Finally, the customer reminded me, and I comped their meal. I get that I fucked up but...
March 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Friend gesturing to the group of us: you know, the only reason we all aren't megachurch pastors is because we have morals.

Me gesturing to the chicks in the group: well... we're women.
February 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hey.
Hi.
No government will ever own my body.
Fuck the patriarchy.
February 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Yummy yummy punk rock girls.
February 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM