SomeDarnGuy
@somedarnguy.bsky.social
Just a dude who uses too many movie quotes.
In a press release today The Metatron said “The 2 Tishrei 5786[23/24 September 2025 A.D.] Rapture was successfully carried out, but as modern Christians have strayed so far from The Lord’s teachings nobody met the eligibility requirements to ascend to Heaven.”
September 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In a press release today The Metatron said “The 2 Tishrei 5786[23/24 September 2025 A.D.] Rapture was successfully carried out, but as modern Christians have strayed so far from The Lord’s teachings nobody met the eligibility requirements to ascend to Heaven.”
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Remember when they said a woman can’t be president, because “she’d be too emotional”?
June 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Remember when they said a woman can’t be president, because “she’d be too emotional”?
I’m pretty sure Kilmar Abrego Garcia is no longer among the living.
April 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m pretty sure Kilmar Abrego Garcia is no longer among the living.
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Damn. Story like that he’s never paying for another beer again.
A Humpback whale swallowed a 24 yr old kayaker off the Strait of Magellen in Chile…then spit him out!
A father and son were in the Patagonia region when a whale gulped down the young man, then released him! The son said he thought he was going to die, but then his life vest pulled him up.
W😳W‼️
A father and son were in the Patagonia region when a whale gulped down the young man, then released him! The son said he thought he was going to die, but then his life vest pulled him up.
W😳W‼️
February 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Damn. Story like that he’s never paying for another beer again.