Why wouldn't the gong go to war?

It was a cymbal of peace

Blind channel covering Anastacia's "Left outside alone" is like the mission statement was "What if we took a good song but made it BLAND"

By god they succeeded

Who do I moan to when the person I used to moan to about others so it would be secret passed away

I wish it was summer. I wish it was a beautiful day out.

I wish the outside world didn't reflect the inside right now. Dreary and gray.

No fireplace. No fire.

No heat.

Banana bread

Not banana

Not bread

Worst invention since the Suriname Mountain Chicken

You know hoe you have friends in your life that furfill a very specific need?

Jeremy and I talked about the "nuanced" differences between Mario and Luigi.

Who's the better jumper, their voice pitches, how Charles differed from the new guy.

He'll never play Brothership. Because his copy is here

Hello Bluesky

One of my best friends Jeremy White, Mightily Oats passed away in his sleep last night

I'm a sad wreck.

Happy to report that Robert Eggers' Nosferatu is a Christmas movie.

@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social ayo I just recently started becoming active on bluesky and am TOTES STOKES you're here

Always speak ill of the dead, I mean, what’re they gonna do?

Me: St Nikolaas doesn't exist

The present in my locker at work for which I only have the key

My nightmares are oddly creative. Buying a hotel (past job) with the current co-workers (not hotel) anf having anxiety for not opening mail from the American embassy? Tracks.

But why was there one guy who facepainted himself to look like a pink frosted cake?

I'm on a train. It's moving. Is this existential anxiety?

On the previous thing I think I used to make jokes. People still do that? Make jokes?

Hi there. Used to frequent socials as @Dutchtica. Not dead.