Someone’s Sistah
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Y'know the house w/the mom who always has juice & snacks to pass out? I'm the other one that tells ur kid "the garden hose is over there”
Having pumpkin spice toast for breakfast.
Fine, it’s pie. It’s pumpkin pie.
Fine, it’s pie. It’s pumpkin pie.
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Having pumpkin spice toast for breakfast.
Fine, it’s pie. It’s pumpkin pie.
Fine, it’s pie. It’s pumpkin pie.
Ok, I’m taking the sunburn plus 2 Rum Runners express to beddy-bye tonite
*Gaping YAWN*
*Gaping YAWN*
July 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ok, I’m taking the sunburn plus 2 Rum Runners express to beddy-bye tonite
*Gaping YAWN*
*Gaping YAWN*
If by “sports” you mean Chocolate, I’m totally with you
July 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If by “sports” you mean Chocolate, I’m totally with you
The Ice Cream Chronicles Pt 3
Fine. I did my work out. Not happy about it though, my Jammie’s are all sweaty now.
Fine. I did my work out. Not happy about it though, my Jammie’s are all sweaty now.
July 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Ice Cream Chronicles Pt 3
Fine. I did my work out. Not happy about it though, my Jammie’s are all sweaty now.
Fine. I did my work out. Not happy about it though, my Jammie’s are all sweaty now.
The Ice Cream Chronicles Pt 2
I think it was Stallone who said, and I paraphrase, ‘if you want ice cream, have it, just have it in the morning so you have all day to work it off.’
And I do have “work out” on my To Do List.
Sure. ‘Paint the kitchen cabinets’ is also on my To Do List…
I think it was Stallone who said, and I paraphrase, ‘if you want ice cream, have it, just have it in the morning so you have all day to work it off.’
And I do have “work out” on my To Do List.
Sure. ‘Paint the kitchen cabinets’ is also on my To Do List…
July 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The Ice Cream Chronicles Pt 2
I think it was Stallone who said, and I paraphrase, ‘if you want ice cream, have it, just have it in the morning so you have all day to work it off.’
And I do have “work out” on my To Do List.
Sure. ‘Paint the kitchen cabinets’ is also on my To Do List…
I think it was Stallone who said, and I paraphrase, ‘if you want ice cream, have it, just have it in the morning so you have all day to work it off.’
And I do have “work out” on my To Do List.
Sure. ‘Paint the kitchen cabinets’ is also on my To Do List…
The Ice Cream Chronicles Pt 1
Why yes, I did eat a pint of Chunky Monkey for breakfast. What?! It’s got banana in it!
Totally breakfast food.
Why yes, I did eat a pint of Chunky Monkey for breakfast. What?! It’s got banana in it!
Totally breakfast food.
July 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The Ice Cream Chronicles Pt 1
Why yes, I did eat a pint of Chunky Monkey for breakfast. What?! It’s got banana in it!
Totally breakfast food.
Why yes, I did eat a pint of Chunky Monkey for breakfast. What?! It’s got banana in it!
Totally breakfast food.
For many the litmus test of aging well is the Sit-to-Rise Test (whether you can rise to stand from sitting on the floor without support).
For me, it’s whether I can still use my toes to pick up the razor I dropped in the shower and bring it to my hands w/out messing up the conditioner in my hair
For me, it’s whether I can still use my toes to pick up the razor I dropped in the shower and bring it to my hands w/out messing up the conditioner in my hair
July 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
For many the litmus test of aging well is the Sit-to-Rise Test (whether you can rise to stand from sitting on the floor without support).
For me, it’s whether I can still use my toes to pick up the razor I dropped in the shower and bring it to my hands w/out messing up the conditioner in my hair
For me, it’s whether I can still use my toes to pick up the razor I dropped in the shower and bring it to my hands w/out messing up the conditioner in my hair
Observation: YAHTZEE is the only game where having a Boston accent comes in handy
April 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Observation: YAHTZEE is the only game where having a Boston accent comes in handy
I’m out of OJ. Literally contemplating making my cocktail with orange flavored Metamucil. #GenXproblems
March 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m out of OJ. Literally contemplating making my cocktail with orange flavored Metamucil. #GenXproblems
Does anyone else change “Pink Pony Club” to “Big Booty Club” when they’re singing?
No? Just me? Really?
TRY IT!!!
No? Just me? Really?
TRY IT!!!
March 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Does anyone else change “Pink Pony Club” to “Big Booty Club” when they’re singing?
No? Just me? Really?
TRY IT!!!
No? Just me? Really?
TRY IT!!!
NC: “We’re gonna postpone today’s statewide tornado drill … due to our severe weather … which includes tornadoes.”
March 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
NC: “We’re gonna postpone today’s statewide tornado drill … due to our severe weather … which includes tornadoes.”
I’m about 2/3 through our Federal Tax Form. Oddly enough, I’m about 2/3 through that bottle of 1800 too.
February 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m about 2/3 through our Federal Tax Form. Oddly enough, I’m about 2/3 through that bottle of 1800 too.
Me, looking at three of four cats curled up around me: I’m like the crazy cat lady
James: no “like”, you ARE the crazy cat lady
James: no “like”, you ARE the crazy cat lady
February 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Me, looking at three of four cats curled up around me: I’m like the crazy cat lady
James: no “like”, you ARE the crazy cat lady
James: no “like”, you ARE the crazy cat lady
I just love when my daughter (18) calls me “Bro”
February 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I just love when my daughter (18) calls me “Bro”
Sixx burnt her popcorn this afternoon and hours later it’s still all you can smell. Of course, I thought this a couple weeks ago too, and the house next door had burnt down. I should probably go check
February 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sixx burnt her popcorn this afternoon and hours later it’s still all you can smell. Of course, I thought this a couple weeks ago too, and the house next door had burnt down. I should probably go check
I have successfully procrastinated on starting our taxes for yet another day.
February 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have successfully procrastinated on starting our taxes for yet another day.
Pro Tip: Don’t wear a cropped sweater to an all you can eat Chinese Buffet
(I may look a little like Baby Huey rn)
(I may look a little like Baby Huey rn)
February 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Pro Tip: Don’t wear a cropped sweater to an all you can eat Chinese Buffet
(I may look a little like Baby Huey rn)
(I may look a little like Baby Huey rn)
GW on a rainy night on my way to New England
January 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
GW on a rainy night on my way to New England
Me has had cookies for breakfast everyday this week. Me thinks something strange is happening. Me loves cookies!!!
December 27, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Me has had cookies for breakfast everyday this week. Me thinks something strange is happening. Me loves cookies!!!
I don’t think it’s possible to gain 80 pounds in one day but I gave it my best shot
December 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I don’t think it’s possible to gain 80 pounds in one day but I gave it my best shot
Toffee hit the floor, bread won’t rise, church windows sticking to the pan … I’m stopping here and will try again tomorrow. If this keeps up, Santa’s gonna have to deal with store brand Oreos.
December 21, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Toffee hit the floor, bread won’t rise, church windows sticking to the pan … I’m stopping here and will try again tomorrow. If this keeps up, Santa’s gonna have to deal with store brand Oreos.
If you can smell the pecans roasting … they’re already burnt.
Dammit
Dammit
December 12, 2024 at 10:30 PM
If you can smell the pecans roasting … they’re already burnt.
Dammit
Dammit
My daughter, Sixx: “How does wood grow?”
My husband doubles over with laughter. I grab my head and just sat “Too many jokes! Too many jokes!!!”
Sixx: “Fine. I’ll Google it.”
Both of us: “DO NOT GOOGLE THAT”
My husband doubles over with laughter. I grab my head and just sat “Too many jokes! Too many jokes!!!”
Sixx: “Fine. I’ll Google it.”
Both of us: “DO NOT GOOGLE THAT”
December 8, 2024 at 3:20 PM
My daughter, Sixx: “How does wood grow?”
My husband doubles over with laughter. I grab my head and just sat “Too many jokes! Too many jokes!!!”
Sixx: “Fine. I’ll Google it.”
Both of us: “DO NOT GOOGLE THAT”
My husband doubles over with laughter. I grab my head and just sat “Too many jokes! Too many jokes!!!”
Sixx: “Fine. I’ll Google it.”
Both of us: “DO NOT GOOGLE THAT”
Two out of 4 stockings complete. Not one single Xmas gift purchased. Why, oh why, must I enjoy living on the edge?!
December 2, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Two out of 4 stockings complete. Not one single Xmas gift purchased. Why, oh why, must I enjoy living on the edge?!
I am Hätsis-senoemos. Not quite a room darkening curtain, I do block the view but let in the light ;)
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
hi, I'm kcohsbbëd, I am a bookcase that caves in, falls through the floor into the Upside Down
hi, I'm kcohsbbëd, I am a bookcase that caves in, falls through the floor into the Upside Down
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
Hi I’m Sapaïl — a very shiny compost pail available in a variety of bright colours.
Hi I’m Sapaïl — a very shiny compost pail available in a variety of bright colours.
November 29, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I am Hätsis-senoemos. Not quite a room darkening curtain, I do block the view but let in the light ;)