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🔞Solid Snake's Butt
@solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
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🌸 Fetishizing Solid Snake's gluteus maximus & fandom discourse talk~
30+ year old
She/Her
Profic/Anti-censorship
Minors & Party-Poopers DNI 🌸

📍NYC
🇸🇪 ♿

✨More corny-humor in my fics~ https://archiveofourown.org/users/Tetrimidion
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solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
I attempted to make a sort-of character ask blog on tumblr to try and get me slowly back into drawing again. I think it is working. slowly. Slow.. It still hurts to draw but at lest this amuses me
yandere-ichimatsu.tumblr.com if anyone wants ♡
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#osomatsusan #ichimatsu #blmatsu #ichikara #おそ松さん #一カラ
Ichimatsu doing the yandere pose and standing in front a wall of photos featuring a gross guy.
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
Me with some other trash cosplayers at Japan Village in NYC on Saturday <3
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#Ichimatsu
#Osomatsusan
#一松
#おそ松さん
#Cosplay
Me; cosplaying Ichimatsu covered in some ketchup squatting around trash cans.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
So Japan Village in NYC Halloween event is tomorrow. Guess what I am cosplaying 😇

(lol yes I did sent an email first to ask if a bloody cosplay would be allowed)

#IchiKara
Yandere trope love letter: Letter is covered in fake blood and Karamatsu's sunglasses are atop of it, also having fake blood on it
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
How to take a #darkfic and utterly trash it 💙

#IchiKara
‘Do you really think talking about me will make me go away?’ Ichimatsu taunted from behind Karamatsu. ‘We both know it won’t. I’ll always be here with you. Beside you. Inside you. Just like all those pretty little scars I gave you. They are never going away either . . . Not even if your ass grew to the size of all the Kardashians combined . . . There wouldn’t be enough tissue to take from it to paste over my marks.’
September 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
lol idk if anyone is following me here for my Osomatsu fic stuff, but I updated with a 6,840 word chapter! Had lots of fun writing it <3

archiveofourown.org/works/709904...

#osomatsusan
#fanfiction
Karamatsu and Ichimatsu at Simba and Scar from the Lion King
September 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
Omg.... so I spent tonight's writing hours doing NOTHING but writing a song for Karamatsu to sing to Osomatsu when he joins him in the hospital lmao I both hate and love it. Just like Karamatsu.
(Lyrics typed out in alt text.)
#fic
I'm actually rly tired now as this was super hard... ugh
Here there’s no worries, everything so carefree, Everyone adores you and you do as you please. Get up when you want, stay up late and masturbate, Sure there’s a schedule, but no need to follow it—here you’re great. No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land, Living my dream with a nurse at hand. No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams, Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream. Three meals a day, provided on a tray, By a sexy nurse whose bosom’s practically on display. You can do what you please, watch TV, play games, sing all day, And no matter what, they tell you it will all be okay. No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land, Living my dream with a nurse at hand. No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams, Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream. Getting taken care of, no need to cook, no need to clean, It’s the heavenly life of being a NEET. You get praised for lying around in your comfy gown, In fact, they’ll even wipe your ass if you say the meds makes your eyes bounce around. No plans, no plans, just a NEET paradise, Getting spoiled like royalty, isn’t that nice? No plans, no plans, they all clap for me, It’s the heavenly life of a ward-bound NEET.
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Omg... I already have a sub on my Last Ends sequel and I just posted the first chapter last night 😭❣️
#fic is here archiveofourown.org/works/709904...

Currently writing chapter 2 atm!

#Osomatsusan
#おそ松さん
#Ichimatsu
#Karamatsu
#IchiKara
#BLMatsu
#myart
Ichimatsu dressed as his favorite classic slasher hero, being yandere over Karamatsu.
September 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
Shoutout to the girl looking through every row of merch for Buzz Light year stuff in the NYC Midtown Book Off today. That's dedication.
Meanwhile, I was looking in every row of merch for muppets and found this bag of them.

(Interesting this is a doujin artist bag!)
#bookoff
September 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
I've officially started writing a second part to Last Ends, 3 years later, and I am SOOOOO pumped about it lmao Ichi and Kara were supposed to be dead at the end in Last Ends, but looks like that has to change now lol

(Kaoruko is that side chara in the Sanematsu eps btw!)
#fanfiction
#osomatsusan
He picked up his knife, lightly stabbing the tip of it into the ball of the sock pieces stuffed into her mouth and pulled them out. Kaoruko inhaled with a sharp breath and jolted softly, but it was not even enough to cause a tremor in the mattress. A small cough stumbled through her throat. “Wh-who . . . are you . . .? Why . . . I . . . please let . . . me go . . .” “Ah . . ., that classic script,” Ichimatsu rolled his eyes to the side then back. “I’m just a depraved, immoral, sickening piece of trash . . . And that is why.” Without removing his sight from Kaoruko, without even a single blink, Ichimatsu drifted his hand to the night table again. He picked up the glass. “As for letting you go . . ., well . . . that’s going to be your choice. Like I said . . .” Keeping his arm and hold on the glass utterly motionless, he held his knife up more, alongside it, “that you are lucky to be the first. You get to pick. Either we make this messy by me stabbing you probably over two-hundred times, or you drink what’s in this cup. Although . . . that might end up being a bit messy too when you start to shit yourself in this bed if you don’t get help in time.”
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
Since returning to NYC last month, I've gone back to the Brooklyn and NOHO Book Off, and both locations have mostly Osomatsu merch out of any of the other sextuplets. All I'm thinking was... "There was a divorce."

Shoutout to whoever sold this bag to the shop though.
Ichimatsu all over a bag
September 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
Fine. Maybe I'm over-reacting a little bit about Osomatsu-san season 4, but am I? Am I really?? This should explain it here:
Look how fucking ugly these background cats are in season 1. Then notice how background cats are in season 4 lol
#osomatsusan
#おそ松さん
#ihateithere
Ichimatsu sitting amongst ugly fucking cats Background cats are suddenly more cute in season 4, representing just how *everything* has been made more "friendly" and mid this season lol
September 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
Yes I am still salty about this. I hate it sm bc it's like the antis in the fandom bitching and whining about how sexual and incestuous it was finally got their wholesome, clean cute-humor anime of them they always wanted... So now here I am bitching and whining lmao
September 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
When I got those comments on my lawyer #Ichimatsu fic saying the humor in it is exactly the same as the show, I rly hope it is season 1 & 2 humor & not the current magical fruit humor

Anyway. You should totally read my #fic. Ichi in it is this image all throughout archiveofourown.org/works/41610567
I was getting invited to too many weddings and my face changed to be so bug-eyed and done with everything just like Ichimatsu in this image as he's peering around the door, so I decided to write an unhinged edge lord fanfiction since I hated everyone dancing to that Elvis song "Can't Help Falling In Love" at their receptions.
September 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
I need this Ichimatsu back.
September 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
I'm working on healing, slowly ♡
Girl dinner at new apartment (bowl of popcorn to binge watch Hannibal with).
August 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
I'M BACK IN NYC!! OMG I've missed it so much and love my new apartment in Manhattan 😻

Just being away from gross NJ is already helping me feel a bit better, but still not 100% yet. FINALLY feeling the small spark to write again too!
I'll still be MIA for a couple weeks though while I get settled!
Typical NYC buildings and shit from out the window in my new apartment <3
August 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
Chiitan!!
Crazy mascot liked my art <3
July 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
I'm still MIA due to illness, but I managed to actually draw something. Haven't drawn anything since December 😭
But the moment I saw the "face split" scene in Squid Game, I really wanted to do a redraw of it lol
#recruiter #thesalesman #squidgame #fanart #myart
#오징어게임 #채용담당자
Fanart of an unhinged asshole (the Recruiter from Squid Game) smiling like an anime villain. An unhinged asshole (the Recruiter from Squid Game) smiling like an anime villain.
July 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
Don't get me wrong, I have NO SHAME that I write #fanfiction, but I also have NO TOLERANCE left in me to deal with others' ignorance and assumptions about it and the writers.

This trick also works well when you're disabled and get asked, "So what do you do for work?"
Happy dolphin-rainbow meme image that says "how it feels telling ppl I'm a writer then saying I ghost write and signed NDAs and can't talk about anything when they ask what I've written
March 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
Ohh... I updated last after a month+ btw if anyone wants :p

archiveofourown.org/works/485035...

#fanfiction #smashbros
Chapter 30 preview of a gay, stupid fanfiction
March 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
I only have 11 fics up since I mainly write longfic... but still :9

#fanfiction
Ao3 top tags of my fanfics: Dirty Talk, Dubious Consent, Consent Issues, Matsuno Sextuplets Incest, Angst, Crossover, Spanking, Comedy, Sex Toys, Age Difference
February 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I'm a day late, but... This part met a bit to me in my fic (see what I did there lol) since I was writing that dialogue as a reminder to myself 🤷

#wordgamewednesday #fanfiction
The gravel beneath the Jeep's wheels created a churning of crackling sounds as the vehicle decelerated, finally coming to a halt in another lot. “Well . . .,” David began, and Marth's resolve crumbled. He couldn't resist the urge to meet those pewter blue eyes. A momentary exchange of glances. David withdrew the keys from the ignition, closing his eyes while preserving his smile. “Sometimes it’s best to remove the past from you. Let it build you, but refrain from letting it dictate your present.”
February 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
More about my Snake/Marth ship!
(I did this meme wrong, thinking I was supposed to mark who was what rather than it being a slider oops)

Template by @/miorjah

#Snarth #smashbros #supersmashbrothers #rarepairs #myart
Shipping meme about Solid Snake x Prince Marth: First image is Marth smiling, then the two of them embracing, and third image is Snake. Two other images are of Snake looking smugly at Marth, and another of them embracing.
February 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Me when my fics get disliked down the hell
An evil Mr. Ed saying, "Your resistance only makes my penis harder."
February 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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(put explanations in the alt text lol)
#self
Cat surrounded by smaller cats. I can't get any alone time and am always needed to help with something. Ichimatsu causing a fire from his emotions and Osomatsu horrified. I'm always Ichimatsu anymore and I'm in a rage since I can barely get any writing done. The best butt in the universe. I always think about Solid Snake's butt. A face coming out of a pizza. I feel like I'm making this face all the time now regarding food since I've lost the ability to eat all my favorite foods due to the PCOS curse. Piazza and ice cream were my favorite foods RIP I'M SO DEPRESSED AND HUNGRY 24/7
January 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM