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🔞Solid Snake's Butt
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🌸 Fetishizing Solid Snake's gluteus maximus & fandom discourse talk~
30+ year old
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Minors & Party-Poopers DNI 🌸

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✨More corny-humor in my fics~ https://archiveofourown.org/users/Tetrimidion
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Oct 17
I'll slowly upload my Snake/Marth ("Snarth") art here as well! Sorry for tag spam, but just trying to find others who might appreciate the weird pair ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶💦
#MetalGearSolid #SmashBros #FireEmblem #MGS #SSB
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I attempted to make a sort-of character ask blog on tumblr to try and get me slowly back into drawing again. I think it is working. slowly. Slow.. It still hurts to draw but at lest this amuses me
yandere-ichimatsu.tumblr.com if anyone wants ♡
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#osomatsusan #ichimatsu #blmatsu #ichikara #おそ松さん #一カラ
Ichimatsu doing the yandere pose and standing in front a wall of photos featuring a gross guy.
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I think I'm going to move to using tumblr for a while since I feel like more of the Osomatsu fandom is over there (for better or worse). But it's more so that I MISS doing long write ups about things in one post.
tetrimidion.tumblr.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Me with some other trash cosplayers at Japan Village in NYC on Saturday <3
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#Ichimatsu
#Osomatsusan
#一松
#おそ松さん
#Cosplay
Me; cosplaying Ichimatsu covered in some ketchup squatting around trash cans.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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So Japan Village in NYC Halloween event is tomorrow. Guess what I am cosplaying 😇

(lol yes I did sent an email first to ask if a bloody cosplay would be allowed)

#IchiKara
Yandere trope love letter: Letter is covered in fake blood and Karamatsu's sunglasses are atop of it, also having fake blood on it
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Holy shit... just finished this chapter... total 16,709 words. Don't think I ever wrote a chapter this long, but it was so much fun to write! Proof read and post tomorrow <3
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Oof... my current Loose Ends chapter I'm working on is going on 12k words now 💀
October 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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If any sex jokes in the 4th season weren't allowed of Osomatsu-san, why couldn't we have an ep where Tougou comes back for revenge but Osomatsu absolutely drives him bonkers just by being himself
That ep alone could have saved the series MMW
Bitches would go bananas for Tougou merch too
#おそ松さん
October 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Ugh... yeah we know season 3 of Osomatsu-san wasn't as good as 1 & 2, but at least they understood to give Ichimatsu a yandere AU where he went on a slaughtered spree.
Not this...
They knew he is delicate like a bǫmb. Not delicate like a flower that S4 is making him.
September 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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How to take a #darkfic and utterly trash it 💙

#IchiKara
‘Do you really think talking about me will make me go away?’ Ichimatsu taunted from behind Karamatsu. ‘We both know it won’t. I’ll always be here with you. Beside you. Inside you. Just like all those pretty little scars I gave you. They are never going away either . . . Not even if your ass grew to the size of all the Kardashians combined . . . There wouldn’t be enough tissue to take from it to paste over my marks.’
September 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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lol idk if anyone is following me here for my Osomatsu fic stuff, but I updated with a 6,840 word chapter! Had lots of fun writing it <3

archiveofourown.org/works/709904...

#osomatsusan
#fanfiction
Karamatsu and Ichimatsu at Simba and Scar from the Lion King
September 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.
September 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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So glad I was forced to take that long hiatus & never ended up putting as much of my art/writing here that I could have due to being ill.
I'm so tired of this cycle
Find somewhere else, then just for this garbage to happen yet again in the future bc gaagaagoogoo creditcard companies & advertisers
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September 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Omg.... so I spent tonight's writing hours doing NOTHING but writing a song for Karamatsu to sing to Osomatsu when he joins him in the hospital lmao I both hate and love it. Just like Karamatsu.
(Lyrics typed out in alt text.)
#fic
I'm actually rly tired now as this was super hard... ugh
Here there’s no worries, everything so carefree, Everyone adores you and you do as you please. Get up when you want, stay up late and masturbate, Sure there’s a schedule, but no need to follow it—here you’re great. No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land, Living my dream with a nurse at hand. No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams, Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream. Three meals a day, provided on a tray, By a sexy nurse whose bosom’s practically on display. You can do what you please, watch TV, play games, sing all day, And no matter what, they tell you it will all be okay. No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land, Living my dream with a nurse at hand. No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams, Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream. Getting taken care of, no need to cook, no need to clean, It’s the heavenly life of being a NEET. You get praised for lying around in your comfy gown, In fact, they’ll even wipe your ass if you say the meds makes your eyes bounce around. No plans, no plans, just a NEET paradise, Getting spoiled like royalty, isn’t that nice? No plans, no plans, they all clap for me, It’s the heavenly life of a ward-bound NEET.
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Omg... I already have a sub on my Last Ends sequel and I just posted the first chapter last night 😭❣️
#fic is here archiveofourown.org/works/709904...

Currently writing chapter 2 atm!

#Osomatsusan
#おそ松さん
#Ichimatsu
#Karamatsu
#IchiKara
#BLMatsu
#myart
Ichimatsu dressed as his favorite classic slasher hero, being yandere over Karamatsu.
September 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Shoutout to the girl looking through every row of merch for Buzz Light year stuff in the NYC Midtown Book Off today. That's dedication.
Meanwhile, I was looking in every row of merch for muppets and found this bag of them.

(Interesting this is a doujin artist bag!)
#bookoff
September 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
I've officially started writing a second part to Last Ends, 3 years later, and I am SOOOOO pumped about it lmao Ichi and Kara were supposed to be dead at the end in Last Ends, but looks like that has to change now lol

(Kaoruko is that side chara in the Sanematsu eps btw!)
#fanfiction
#osomatsusan
He picked up his knife, lightly stabbing the tip of it into the ball of the sock pieces stuffed into her mouth and pulled them out. Kaoruko inhaled with a sharp breath and jolted softly, but it was not even enough to cause a tremor in the mattress. A small cough stumbled through her throat. “Wh-who . . . are you . . .? Why . . . I . . . please let . . . me go . . .” “Ah . . ., that classic script,” Ichimatsu rolled his eyes to the side then back. “I’m just a depraved, immoral, sickening piece of trash . . . And that is why.” Without removing his sight from Kaoruko, without even a single blink, Ichimatsu drifted his hand to the night table again. He picked up the glass. “As for letting you go . . ., well . . . that’s going to be your choice. Like I said . . .” Keeping his arm and hold on the glass utterly motionless, he held his knife up more, alongside it, “that you are lucky to be the first. You get to pick. Either we make this messy by me stabbing you probably over two-hundred times, or you drink what’s in this cup. Although . . . that might end up being a bit messy too when you start to shit yourself in this bed if you don’t get help in time.”
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Since returning to NYC last month, I've gone back to the Brooklyn and NOHO Book Off, and both locations have mostly Osomatsu merch out of any of the other sextuplets. All I'm thinking was... "There was a divorce."

Shoutout to whoever sold this bag to the shop though.
Ichimatsu all over a bag
September 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Fine. Maybe I'm over-reacting a little bit about Osomatsu-san season 4, but am I? Am I really?? This should explain it here:
Look how fucking ugly these background cats are in season 1. Then notice how background cats are in season 4 lol
#osomatsusan
#おそ松さん
#ihateithere
Ichimatsu sitting amongst ugly fucking cats Background cats are suddenly more cute in season 4, representing just how *everything* has been made more "friendly" and mid this season lol
September 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Osomatsu-san season 4 is as if Matt & Trey gave up South Park and sent it to someone at Nickelodeon to write/produce for the kids now.
September 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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When I got those comments on my lawyer #Ichimatsu fic saying the humor in it is exactly the same as the show, I rly hope it is season 1 & 2 humor & not the current magical fruit humor

Anyway. You should totally read my #fic. Ichi in it is this image all throughout archiveofourown.org/works/41610567
I was getting invited to too many weddings and my face changed to be so bug-eyed and done with everything just like Ichimatsu in this image as he's peering around the door, so I decided to write an unhinged edge lord fanfiction since I hated everyone dancing to that Elvis song "Can't Help Falling In Love" at their receptions.
September 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I need this Ichimatsu back.
September 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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10 episodes into Osomatsu-San season 4, and not one fap joke yet.....??? (or did I miss something)

Also.
Stop.
Nerfing.
Ichimatsu.

omg... this season is awful....
Season 1: GUESS THE DICK!!
Season 4: oh no this turnip is hard to pull out of the ground quick better make a chain of ppl to pull it!
September 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I'm working on healing, slowly ♡
Girl dinner at new apartment (bowl of popcorn to binge watch Hannibal with).
August 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I'M BACK IN NYC!! OMG I've missed it so much and love my new apartment in Manhattan 😻

Just being away from gross NJ is already helping me feel a bit better, but still not 100% yet. FINALLY feeling the small spark to write again too!
I'll still be MIA for a couple weeks though while I get settled!
Typical NYC buildings and shit from out the window in my new apartment <3
August 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Chiitan!!
Crazy mascot liked my art <3
July 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM