Miss Piggy has never had sex. There are dozens of men who have gone mad with erotic desire, wailing at her feet, turgid of soul and ecstatic of spirit. But she has never had sex. That is her power.

Once again, my version is no less authentic than the original.

Weapons (2025)

We've started a let's play of Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories! Right up top we learn two important things: Everything is Cards, and everything has a Lore Reason www.youtube.com/watch?v=irvIa9QTmFs

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

The parallels to the genocide of Palestine in Superman (2025) are present, but much less central than I was expecting from the discourse, to the point I think a narrow 1:1 reading is missing the point. That’s what the world looks like, and it’s not only one conflict.

it’s that time of year again

"Human's don't know the meaning of 'glory', Kakarot. I've seen what is to be found in those so-called holes and it is nothing of the sort!"

There's a woman in this waiting room with me and the back of her shirt says "Lake Jesup, FL. I SURVIVED ALLIGATOR SEA" but due to a fold in her shirt I thought it said "I SURVIVED ALLIGATOR SEX" for well over an hour and I guess it says a lot about me that I didn't give that a second thought.

Official Yoshitaka Amano GEX art is a clear sign that this reality is collapsing in on itself