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Luke “Storebought” Thomas Smith
@solarkrunk.bsky.social
Supreme Commander Allegiance Forces, Universe;
POTUS++;

Swarthmore Linguistics ‘06

Cinemark
NCMR NASA Lewis (Glenn)
CAP
Rainforest Action Network
Mother Jones (Foundation for National Progress)
Sungevity
Mosaic
Zendesk
One Medical (Amazon)
Ayatori
July 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Kukushiagiha? Naomi?

Kin
July 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Seinfeld was a terrible standup. What is the deeeeal with airline food

I’m titanium xb70 Dayton Club elite bucko, returning the token does not void the contract

amber alert #abductingingridrose
July 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Don’t worry Adela your dildo is fine
July 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
July 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Look TNG always comes up
July 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Yes, it’s a tool watch
July 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
That’s how you order the tonkotsu Robin not my niece
July 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
In blue
July 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
July 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Vaporkrunk then circle the square if she can’t say yes to the dress
July 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
July 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh I mean this
July 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Some light reading
July 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Wow damn maybe they’re out of business
July 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh yeah this place
July 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Presbyterian Morning Dress?
July 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This one too Queenies
July 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Her mother her sister forget it Jack it’s Faye Dunaway Marque Two
July 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
July 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Why wasn’t this obvious to everyone
July 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Unitarians and all non practicing libertines alert

A little manspreading girl slapped this tag on the right arm of God the father yesterday morning as a Presbyterian youth group exercise they are so wise to the name tag roulette
July 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
July 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Uh oh he can VIRTUE HORDE too

@revistajacobina.bsky.social @jacobinmagazin.bsky.social i have no fixed address still need my lifetime subscription
July 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Maybe I can convince them to simply give my passport back at that point send in the choppers Valkerie Sadanaga
July 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM