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Luke “Storebought” Thomas Smith
@solarkrunk.bsky.social
Supreme Commander Allegiance Forces, Universe;
POTUS++;

Swarthmore Linguistics ‘06

Cinemark
NCMR NASA Lewis (Glenn)
CAP
Rainforest Action Network
Mother Jones (Foundation for National Progress)
Sungevity
Mosaic
Zendesk
One Medical (Amazon)
Ayatori
Pinned
If selling vapor ware is illegal every girls an incel
Well if you left my one ounce is fifty dollar gold eagle here, someone else has it now pal

Smart, custody what is it, what’s a bit of a coin; a piece of eight you old pirate

Perhaps a sexy eigtht (!) year old street walker in a black dress dropped HER Glock bending over to pick it up
July 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
July 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Kukushiagiha? Naomi?

Kin
July 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Seinfeld was a terrible standup. What is the deeeeal with airline food

I’m titanium xb70 Dayton Club elite bucko, returning the token does not void the contract

amber alert #abductingingridrose
July 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Don’t worry Adela your dildo is fine
July 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Gold melts kids

Fun stuff

Make some jewelry
July 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
July 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Look TNG always comes up
July 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If selling vapor ware is illegal every girls an incel
July 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Oh wait I know, the man from the Cleve with the outrageously hot wife
July 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m funny put me in Second City

So Belmont, So Denton, Ohio
July 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I can feel it Della said yes
July 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Don’t worry Della your is in perfect condition Sarah Miller has it for you, come to Thanksgiving with your parents

Maybe I’m a mocha guy after all
July 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Some light reading
July 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What are you in the mood for CoJones
July 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Here we go Della just Schwinn Paraount with original Dura-Ace goals
July 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’ll just start making porn where they keep the babies and come back for more
July 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Why wasn’t this obvious to everyone
July 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Hoomu paatii Mr S hoomu paatii
July 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Uh oh he can VIRTUE HORDE too

@revistajacobina.bsky.social @jacobinmagazin.bsky.social i have no fixed address still need my lifetime subscription
July 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
GTA Adela, you will only get juvie whitey
July 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
We were all happy when Margeret Thatcher died, remember friends

Let’s revive that feeling for my bachelor party tonight at Ocean Beach, SF

At least I blew my last dollar on a nice girl with mettle not an Iron Lady and or Maiden

Are your ears pierced yet Adela it hurts a bit the first time
July 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Boydinner

The dinner that keeps on dinnering
July 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Better be in her hand no not Aurora’s
July 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ain’t even got two fitty for the Camera Obscura

How’d that happen Minh did you pay
July 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM