Luke “Storebought” Thomas Smith
@solarkrunk.bsky.social
Supreme Commander Allegiance Forces, Universe;
POTUS++;
Swarthmore Linguistics ‘06
Cinemark
NCMR NASA Lewis (Glenn)
CAP
Rainforest Action Network
Mother Jones (Foundation for National Progress)
Sungevity
Mosaic
Zendesk
One Medical (Amazon)
Ayatori
POTUS++;
Swarthmore Linguistics ‘06
Cinemark
NCMR NASA Lewis (Glenn)
CAP
Rainforest Action Network
Mother Jones (Foundation for National Progress)
Sungevity
Mosaic
Zendesk
One Medical (Amazon)
Ayatori
Pinned
If selling vapor ware is illegal every girls an incel
Well if you left my one ounce is fifty dollar gold eagle here, someone else has it now pal
Smart, custody what is it, what’s a bit of a coin; a piece of eight you old pirate
Perhaps a sexy eigtht (!) year old street walker in a black dress dropped HER Glock bending over to pick it up
Smart, custody what is it, what’s a bit of a coin; a piece of eight you old pirate
Perhaps a sexy eigtht (!) year old street walker in a black dress dropped HER Glock bending over to pick it up
July 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Well if you left my one ounce is fifty dollar gold eagle here, someone else has it now pal
Smart, custody what is it, what’s a bit of a coin; a piece of eight you old pirate
Perhaps a sexy eigtht (!) year old street walker in a black dress dropped HER Glock bending over to pick it up
Smart, custody what is it, what’s a bit of a coin; a piece of eight you old pirate
Perhaps a sexy eigtht (!) year old street walker in a black dress dropped HER Glock bending over to pick it up
Kukushiagiha? Naomi?
Kin
Kin
July 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Kukushiagiha? Naomi?
Kin
Kin
Seinfeld was a terrible standup. What is the deeeeal with airline food
I’m titanium xb70 Dayton Club elite bucko, returning the token does not void the contract
amber alert #abductingingridrose
I’m titanium xb70 Dayton Club elite bucko, returning the token does not void the contract
amber alert #abductingingridrose
July 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Seinfeld was a terrible standup. What is the deeeeal with airline food
I’m titanium xb70 Dayton Club elite bucko, returning the token does not void the contract
amber alert #abductingingridrose
I’m titanium xb70 Dayton Club elite bucko, returning the token does not void the contract
amber alert #abductingingridrose
Don’t worry Adela your dildo is fine
July 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Don’t worry Adela your dildo is fine
Gold melts kids
Fun stuff
Make some jewelry
Fun stuff
Make some jewelry
July 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Gold melts kids
Fun stuff
Make some jewelry
Fun stuff
Make some jewelry
Look TNG always comes up
July 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Look TNG always comes up
If selling vapor ware is illegal every girls an incel
July 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If selling vapor ware is illegal every girls an incel
Oh wait I know, the man from the Cleve with the outrageously hot wife
July 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh wait I know, the man from the Cleve with the outrageously hot wife
I’m funny put me in Second City
So Belmont, So Denton, Ohio
So Belmont, So Denton, Ohio
July 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m funny put me in Second City
So Belmont, So Denton, Ohio
So Belmont, So Denton, Ohio
I can feel it Della said yes
July 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I can feel it Della said yes
Don’t worry Della your is in perfect condition Sarah Miller has it for you, come to Thanksgiving with your parents
Maybe I’m a mocha guy after all
Maybe I’m a mocha guy after all
July 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Don’t worry Della your is in perfect condition Sarah Miller has it for you, come to Thanksgiving with your parents
Maybe I’m a mocha guy after all
Maybe I’m a mocha guy after all
Some light reading
July 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Some light reading
What are you in the mood for CoJones
July 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What are you in the mood for CoJones
Here we go Della just Schwinn Paraount with original Dura-Ace goals
July 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Here we go Della just Schwinn Paraount with original Dura-Ace goals
I’ll just start making porn where they keep the babies and come back for more
July 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I’ll just start making porn where they keep the babies and come back for more
Why wasn’t this obvious to everyone
July 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Why wasn’t this obvious to everyone
Hoomu paatii Mr S hoomu paatii
July 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Hoomu paatii Mr S hoomu paatii
Uh oh he can VIRTUE HORDE too
@revistajacobina.bsky.social @jacobinmagazin.bsky.social i have no fixed address still need my lifetime subscription
@revistajacobina.bsky.social @jacobinmagazin.bsky.social i have no fixed address still need my lifetime subscription
July 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Uh oh he can VIRTUE HORDE too
@revistajacobina.bsky.social @jacobinmagazin.bsky.social i have no fixed address still need my lifetime subscription
@revistajacobina.bsky.social @jacobinmagazin.bsky.social i have no fixed address still need my lifetime subscription
GTA Adela, you will only get juvie whitey
July 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
GTA Adela, you will only get juvie whitey
We were all happy when Margeret Thatcher died, remember friends
Let’s revive that feeling for my bachelor party tonight at Ocean Beach, SF
At least I blew my last dollar on a nice girl with mettle not an Iron Lady and or Maiden
Are your ears pierced yet Adela it hurts a bit the first time
Let’s revive that feeling for my bachelor party tonight at Ocean Beach, SF
At least I blew my last dollar on a nice girl with mettle not an Iron Lady and or Maiden
Are your ears pierced yet Adela it hurts a bit the first time
July 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We were all happy when Margeret Thatcher died, remember friends
Let’s revive that feeling for my bachelor party tonight at Ocean Beach, SF
At least I blew my last dollar on a nice girl with mettle not an Iron Lady and or Maiden
Are your ears pierced yet Adela it hurts a bit the first time
Let’s revive that feeling for my bachelor party tonight at Ocean Beach, SF
At least I blew my last dollar on a nice girl with mettle not an Iron Lady and or Maiden
Are your ears pierced yet Adela it hurts a bit the first time
Boydinner
The dinner that keeps on dinnering
The dinner that keeps on dinnering
July 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Boydinner
The dinner that keeps on dinnering
The dinner that keeps on dinnering
Better be in her hand no not Aurora’s
July 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Better be in her hand no not Aurora’s
Ain’t even got two fitty for the Camera Obscura
How’d that happen Minh did you pay
How’d that happen Minh did you pay
July 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ain’t even got two fitty for the Camera Obscura
How’d that happen Minh did you pay
How’d that happen Minh did you pay