sojabbers.bsky.social
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Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Imagine, if you will, a world where Octopuses Garden is the pluralisation of Octopus Garden.
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“We have such sights to show you,”
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
There is no Wah in Ba Sing Se.
July 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My Sandworm a grower not a shower, call that thang Shy-Hulud.
July 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“Don’t think about it, *Be* about it” - Descartes or some shit
July 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
“We burnt Orc City,
We burnt Orc City to blood and ash”
July 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
@rpgbot.net regarding your latest podcast about retraining rules; 3.5 does have rules for retraining/rebuilding in the PHB2.
June 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Living rent free in my hater’s cranium
June 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Lo, herald the rise of the ultimate crossover Isekai Ouroboros:
Māku Torwein’s “A Yankee Gal In King Arthur’s Court”
May 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Earth stage cultivator arranges "most inauspicious room ever",
Asked to leave Murim.
April 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
🎶Boner police, arrest this man🎶 (to the tune of Karma Police - Radiohead)
April 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Work from home must have been devastating for the burglar community,
when are you supposed to break in if some geezer’s in all day Donald Ducking it in front of a webcam?
April 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
*strokes beard sagely*
The same cold that shrinks the dong, grows the nipples…
April 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
@gravenashes.bsky.social hey? Just wanted to let you know because you used the word dearth/dirth so many times in the class selection episode of the podcast, it literally means the opposite of how you used it.
April 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I just wrote a Birthday letter to my sister where I praised her saying her "veins truly throb with the red blood of humanity" which in hindsight may have been too much.
April 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Male friend: *loses weight*

Me: Damn, I guess that all cum diet worked out for you.
February 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
🎶He’s gonna become the unkindled ash/To slay the shitty Lords that suck ass🎶
February 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
New movie Idea: DJesus Un-Nailed,
Yer boy rips himself off the cross and goes around getting revenge on all the people responsible for his wrongful crucifixion. He cuts down Judas’ noose in the nick of time only to force feed him the silver pieces and kerb-stomp him.
February 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hellooo I’m the Chosen Undead, I link the First Flame so you don’t have to.
February 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM