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Recovering White Sox fan.

Brentford and Seattle Reign supporter
From a financial perspective, the Cano signing was a massive success for the Mariners.

He put up insane value during his time in Seattle. He averaged nearly 5.5 bWAR per 162, and they got out of the bad half of the contract.

If anything, it should act as incentive to sign guys to massive deals!
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
For reference, this is the first meme I remember. It works because it's an asinine point to argue.

Much like arguing that there are only two genders, male privilege doesn't exist, etc.

Using the format for something serious legitimizes the original Crowder talking points.
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just because he didn't say it, doesn't mean he shouldn't still do it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'd love to see the White Sox pick up Corona.

I think giving him every day ABs could lead to a lot of value
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Every text I get about Charlie Kirk being dead, I'll make his face progressively smaller
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
James O'Keefe looks like he's about to inexplicably get drafted in the 6th round after an extremely middling college career.

Tanner McKee and Riley Leonard must be shaking in their boots.
September 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It took Arte Moreno two decades to sign a pitcher to a multi-year deal?!?

How are so many baseball owners so awful?
August 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I hate being a Sox fan, but I'm such a slut for souvenirs.

Shout out to assistant pitching coach Matt Wise for being a real one.
August 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Cal "regression to the mean" Raleigh
August 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Cal "regression to the mean" Raleigh
August 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Love seeing Colson Montgomery and Lenyn Sosa nukes
August 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Mariners about to lose the division
August 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
How is Josh Rojas in the majors over Curtis Mead?
August 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Card collecting has lost the plot

#cardsky
August 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
RIP Ryne Sandberg
July 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I will never forget the backup CF for the 2005 World Series Champion White Sox
July 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Lots of huge Bryan Mbeumo cards available!

#cardsky
July 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Unsurprisingly, a performative, meaningless filibuster doesn't suddenly make you a good person.

It's so easy to denounce a genocidal and apartheid state. Anyone with an ounce of integrity or the most basic, primordial concept of a conscious would do anything to stop it.

But not Sen. Booker.
July 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Live look at Michele Kang scouting new players for the @washingtonspirit.com during pride month
June 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I've even been entrusted with a flag
June 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've joined the River Plate fans in Seattle.
June 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The cool thing about being an ICE agent is that you don't have to do it.
June 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away
June 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
However inevitable, I'll be sad to see Mbeumo leave Brentford.

Immensely thankful I was able to see his 1st goal of season, and I'm thankful I was able to get a 1/1 RC signed.

While I'll keep this card forever, I'm sure I'll soon no longer own the best Mbeumo collection in the world

#cardsky
June 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Wild work from this eBay buyer.

#cardsky
May 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM