do you guys like my cool pants?

santafía's coming to town (i've actually been here all year because this is the town where i live)

flower delivery

i am so good at my job and i love my job soooo much. unfortunately i do still want to kill myself

happy thanksgrinching

i hate thanksgiving for many reasons. some are personal, some are political, and two are trite:
- too many people chewing in the same room
- when i am uncomfortably full, i want to lie down alone in my own house. i do not want to be full in someone else's house

move over "the lord," i'm your shepherd now

this is what i look like. if you even care

drinking evil juice and thinking about committing crimes

me and my new follower

the four horsemen of the sofpocalypse