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Please report anything that isn't snark, pedantry, sarcasm, or random non-sequitur. It means I've been hacked.
I mean, they're already pretty much on fire. It's just a matter of where the fire is...
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I mean, they're already pretty much on fire. It's just a matter of where the fire is...
Yeah... Just not from here. Been doing the rounds for a while.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Yeah... Just not from here. Been doing the rounds for a while.
Brb, got to go submit something equally bullshit...
"I flew home alone from my honeymoon after my wife pronounced edamame as edamame instead of edamame. She's a teacher and should know better."
"I flew home alone from my honeymoon after my wife pronounced edamame as edamame instead of edamame. She's a teacher and should know better."
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Brb, got to go submit something equally bullshit...
"I flew home alone from my honeymoon after my wife pronounced edamame as edamame instead of edamame. She's a teacher and should know better."
"I flew home alone from my honeymoon after my wife pronounced edamame as edamame instead of edamame. She's a teacher and should know better."
I assume these were originally about protecting the grass in new estates in the 50s, with a bit of "stop kicking that ball against old Mrs Davies end terrace".
Nowadays it feels like the nearest we have to a HOA run by Karens.
I've never seen one that wasn't being ignored...
Nowadays it feels like the nearest we have to a HOA run by Karens.
I've never seen one that wasn't being ignored...
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I assume these were originally about protecting the grass in new estates in the 50s, with a bit of "stop kicking that ball against old Mrs Davies end terrace".
Nowadays it feels like the nearest we have to a HOA run by Karens.
I've never seen one that wasn't being ignored...
Nowadays it feels like the nearest we have to a HOA run by Karens.
I've never seen one that wasn't being ignored...
And I really appreciated it, but if I'm honest I'd have preferred a trumpet solo to the Krakatoa...
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
And I really appreciated it, but if I'm honest I'd have preferred a trumpet solo to the Krakatoa...
I moved mine from the Christmas period to late June because I was sick of everywhere being busy and/or expensive.
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I moved mine from the Christmas period to late June because I was sick of everywhere being busy and/or expensive.
Thankfully it costs so much to be aurally deluded that they can't afford to be a danger to anyone else.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Thankfully it costs so much to be aurally deluded that they can't afford to be a danger to anyone else.
I don't even think correlation Vs causation can cover this one...
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't even think correlation Vs causation can cover this one...
I'm not sure my friends and family would want to share the blame for all this
a man sitting at a table with his arms outstretched in front of a late night show
ALT: a man sitting at a table with his arms outstretched in front of a late night show
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'm not sure my friends and family would want to share the blame for all this
Yeah... Because all fuel tanks are the same size.
Or, you could work it out for 10 litres by using the complex technique of moving the decimal point one place to the right.
Or, you could work it out for 10 litres by using the complex technique of moving the decimal point one place to the right.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yeah... Because all fuel tanks are the same size.
Or, you could work it out for 10 litres by using the complex technique of moving the decimal point one place to the right.
Or, you could work it out for 10 litres by using the complex technique of moving the decimal point one place to the right.
Just flog it and buy a load of cheap wine for cooking with.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just flog it and buy a load of cheap wine for cooking with.
Yes. No place for facts on social media. In part because of twats allegedly deliberately making bollocks claims.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yes. No place for facts on social media. In part because of twats allegedly deliberately making bollocks claims.
Or people who just like having accurate information, it appears.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Or people who just like having accurate information, it appears.
I have and I can't see any evidence that there's a tax connection. Just an EU directive.
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I have and I can't see any evidence that there's a tax connection. Just an EU directive.
Cummerbund64.
Yeah, I know...
Yeah, I know...
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Cummerbund64.
Yeah, I know...
Yeah, I know...
No year-long arguments about if the shape of the wheel arch makes it an RJx11923 or an RJx11923b? The sort of argument that finally quietens down only to be reignited by someone suggesting they're "basically the same".
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
No year-long arguments about if the shape of the wheel arch makes it an RJx11923 or an RJx11923b? The sort of argument that finally quietens down only to be reignited by someone suggesting they're "basically the same".
Your wife has hairy nipples too?
What about your mother-in-law?
What about your mother-in-law?
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Your wife has hairy nipples too?
What about your mother-in-law?
What about your mother-in-law?
Surely it's the lions that are cat-olic.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Surely it's the lions that are cat-olic.
Oh, FFS... "which device belongs to which seat"
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh, FFS... "which device belongs to which seat"
How does the seatbelt know which device belongs to which phone?
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
How does the seatbelt know which device belongs to which phone?
Despite its name, STV isn't what most people would consider PR - it's the AV system that people were told was too complicated.
I'm in favour of AV / STV.
I'm in favour of AV / STV.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Despite its name, STV isn't what most people would consider PR - it's the AV system that people were told was too complicated.
I'm in favour of AV / STV.
I'm in favour of AV / STV.
Milton Keynes: Wish I Lived Here advert
YouTube video by BBC Three Counties Radio
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
One of the great advantages is not understanding natural language, imo. Natural language is an inherently horrible way to do things.
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One of the great advantages is not understanding natural language, imo. Natural language is an inherently horrible way to do things.
The French used this for a long time and as a general concept I agree with this type of control. If you go too quickly, the lights change to allow you down. Social engineering.
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The French used this for a long time and as a general concept I agree with this type of control. If you go too quickly, the lights change to allow you down. Social engineering.
Not the worst idea in the world.
Sorry. Was that supposed to be a gotcha?
Sorry. Was that supposed to be a gotcha?
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Not the worst idea in the world.
Sorry. Was that supposed to be a gotcha?
Sorry. Was that supposed to be a gotcha?