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Please report anything that isn't snark, pedantry, sarcasm, or random non-sequitur. It means I've been hacked.
Ignoring the fact those figures are 12 years old, they're also nonsense.
Golf courses were wildly over estimated and the Shelter stats only included the footprint of the brick and mortar. The image comes from the FT analysis 3 years later.
www.ft.com/content/7977...
Golf courses were wildly over estimated and the Shelter stats only included the footprint of the brick and mortar. The image comes from the FT analysis 3 years later.
www.ft.com/content/7977...
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ignoring the fact those figures are 12 years old, they're also nonsense.
Golf courses were wildly over estimated and the Shelter stats only included the footprint of the brick and mortar. The image comes from the FT analysis 3 years later.
www.ft.com/content/7977...
Golf courses were wildly over estimated and the Shelter stats only included the footprint of the brick and mortar. The image comes from the FT analysis 3 years later.
www.ft.com/content/7977...
Sorry. Couldn't resist. Blame AI.
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sorry. Couldn't resist. Blame AI.
Imagine this but moving.
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Imagine this but moving.
22 April 22
10 July 23
16 November 23
30 November 24
4 May 25
3 November 25
Someone really hates their in-laws.
10 July 23
16 November 23
30 November 24
4 May 25
3 November 25
Someone really hates their in-laws.
November 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
22 April 22
10 July 23
16 November 23
30 November 24
4 May 25
3 November 25
Someone really hates their in-laws.
10 July 23
16 November 23
30 November 24
4 May 25
3 November 25
Someone really hates their in-laws.
In a weird parallel universe, there's a version of #Brooklyn99 filmed using nothing but kitchen appliances.
I've found their Jake Peralta.
I've found their Jake Peralta.
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
In a weird parallel universe, there's a version of #Brooklyn99 filmed using nothing but kitchen appliances.
I've found their Jake Peralta.
I've found their Jake Peralta.
How has this thread not ended up as a mass of cat pictures?
Fine. 2 years old and as full of style and grace as a half brick in a sock.
Joey. Short for Jolene. Corruption of Yolanda. One of the names of Mrs Reynolds. And if you get that, you're a nerd. (Saffron elsewhere but equally inelegant).
Fine. 2 years old and as full of style and grace as a half brick in a sock.
Joey. Short for Jolene. Corruption of Yolanda. One of the names of Mrs Reynolds. And if you get that, you're a nerd. (Saffron elsewhere but equally inelegant).
October 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
How has this thread not ended up as a mass of cat pictures?
Fine. 2 years old and as full of style and grace as a half brick in a sock.
Joey. Short for Jolene. Corruption of Yolanda. One of the names of Mrs Reynolds. And if you get that, you're a nerd. (Saffron elsewhere but equally inelegant).
Fine. 2 years old and as full of style and grace as a half brick in a sock.
Joey. Short for Jolene. Corruption of Yolanda. One of the names of Mrs Reynolds. And if you get that, you're a nerd. (Saffron elsewhere but equally inelegant).
No idea why, but Quim makes me think of this place. Which would also be a great euphemism...
July 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
No idea why, but Quim makes me think of this place. Which would also be a great euphemism...
Considering their logo clearly has gears on it, it's a fair bet he can guess it's some kind of engineering lube...
June 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Considering their logo clearly has gears on it, it's a fair bet he can guess it's some kind of engineering lube...
I think this is the first time one has to use this on bsky...
June 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I think this is the first time one has to use this on bsky...
May 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The fat controller shook his head. "Wrong."
April 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The fat controller shook his head. "Wrong."
I've no idea why my local co-op has them wrapped in plastic like this, but at least one of these mugs is a fucking lie.
April 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I've no idea why my local co-op has them wrapped in plastic like this, but at least one of these mugs is a fucking lie.
