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Socks Mulligan
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Base ball player, Altoona Tan Trousers
1899 Appalachian Mountain League All-Star
Seeing the Marin’rs of Seattle Base Ball covet a bye in the post-season, agains’t the Sox of Red and the Pinstripes of the Bronx, would fill mine heart with a joy nary an opium tincture could solic’t. Ha ha!
September 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I SEETHE

IN MY DAY, NARY SUCH BUFFOONERY WOULD BE TOLERAT’D

THEY RUIN THE GAME OF BASE AND BALL
September 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Nary a more cunning lad than one @unwittinggenius.com !!! Ha ha!
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ha ha!
September 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ha ha!
February 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Though one Max Fried’s tenure as a Brave of the Atlantas has come to a close, he seeks pastures in pinstripes in the York of New! Ha ha!
December 11, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Ha ha!
December 9, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Mine loins yearn for the days of spring and summer where the crack of bat on ball echoes through’t all the land! I am thankful for base ball on this Thanks Giving! Ha ha!
November 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
The day is rainy, and yet I brave the damp pastures for practice of base and ball. Nary a pleasure warms the cockles of mine loins like the crack of bat on ball!
November 26, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Ha ha! Hello, bluest of skies. I hope all of you are enjoying this base ball off season. Even in the cold of wint'r I never miss a day of practice batting base balls!

Alas, even in my olden years, nary a sensation compares to the crack of bat on ball!
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Ah, many a game a played with such a lad. Tungsten Arm O'Doyle may have been a legend, but he was no match for mine 1899 Altoona Tan Trousers! Nary a finer base ball squad in all the land! Ha ha
It'd be great if everyone reposted their best things from the other place, especially if they were popular enough they got reposted or referenced a lot.

(Is mattomic here to bring us the 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle post?)

ftw.usatoday.com/lists/who-is...
Who's Tungsten Arm O'Doyle? The legendary Angels meme involving Shohei Ohtani, explained
We explain it all for you.
ftw.usatoday.com
November 11, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Ah, twas a lovely day in 1902 when the Altoona Tan Trousers faced the Uniondale Utes.
Soothed by the phonograph, we were preparing to play a fine game of base ball.
Alas, Ms. Farraday rolled her horse drawn carriage into the outfield, inebriated on opium tinctures. The game would have to wait.
November 11, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Nary a sky bluer! A sight to behold indeed! Ha ha!
November 11, 2024 at 4:15 AM