Seth Goldhammer
@socalledseth.com
20+ years in cybersecurity • currently @grayloginc • in Boulder, CO • Lets talk music, movies, Warriors, Raiders, CU Buffs
I see a bad moon rising
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I see a bad moon rising
What does it take to get service here?
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What does it take to get service here?
Spooky Season in the neighborhood
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Spooky Season in the neighborhood
Mother nature be wild
September 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Mother nature be wild
Im going to be so productive this week
August 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Im going to be so productive this week
WTH @sammobile.com ? I've never installed a game on my phone and you thought it would be good to install not one, or two, or three, but 4 different versions of Solitaire? 🤣
July 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
WTH @sammobile.com ? I've never installed a game on my phone and you thought it would be good to install not one, or two, or three, but 4 different versions of Solitaire? 🤣
Baby garter hiding in the grass
July 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Baby garter hiding in the grass
No Reddit, I can assure you I have not expressed an interest in, checks subreddit’s name again, cranes.
July 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
No Reddit, I can assure you I have not expressed an interest in, checks subreddit’s name again, cranes.
I'll take the cooler weather over last week's 100° heat
June 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'll take the cooler weather over last week's 100° heat
I’ve never seen standings this close, this close to the playoffs/play-in
April 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’ve never seen standings this close, this close to the playoffs/play-in
Excited to be heading to #RSAC2025! I’ll be showcasing the latest release from @graylog.bsky.social, packed with powerful innovations designed to help security teams stay ahead of evolving threats—tailored to your real-world use cases.
Looking forward to seeing old friends and making new ones.👋
Looking forward to seeing old friends and making new ones.👋
April 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Excited to be heading to #RSAC2025! I’ll be showcasing the latest release from @graylog.bsky.social, packed with powerful innovations designed to help security teams stay ahead of evolving threats—tailored to your real-world use cases.
Looking forward to seeing old friends and making new ones.👋
Looking forward to seeing old friends and making new ones.👋
Yeah I don’t think so. Be gone faker!
March 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yeah I don’t think so. Be gone faker!
What are they doing to poor Duo now? He looks like he's in Clockwork Orange.
February 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What are they doing to poor Duo now? He looks like he's in Clockwork Orange.
Anyone know why an Apache helicopter with the call sign Hater01 is buzzing Boulder? 😂
February 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Anyone know why an Apache helicopter with the call sign Hater01 is buzzing Boulder? 😂
