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Seth Goldhammer
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20+ years in cybersecurity • currently @grayloginc • in Boulder, CO • Lets talk music, movies, Warriors, Raiders, CU Buffs
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Been on Bluesky for a month and havent introduced myself.
* Grew up in the Bay Area and now live in Boulder, CO
* 20+ years in cybersecurity (currently VP of Product Graylog & advisor to Hackerverse)
* (very) slowly restoring a '56 Ford pickup
* Will rant about sports with occasional netsec news
I knew the #Warriors had a stretch of tough games coming up, but must they play every game from behind?
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There is a 130% chance leftover rice will go all over your counter before it gets in the microwave
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I see a bad moon rising
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Woohoo
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy #Graylog 7.0 Day! Excited about this release. Lots to unpack, read all about there (caution: loads of Thanksgiving puns you have been warned 😂)

graylog.org/post/gobblin...
Gobbling Up Insights: Graylog 7.0 Serves Up a Feast
Graylog 7.0 delivers smarter dashboards, guided remediation, AI insights, and cloud cost control for faster, clearer security operations.
graylog.org
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Did #CUBuff 's Oline just give up in the middle of the season?
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Winnable game. Let’s go Warriors!
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What does it take to get service here?
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There may come a day when I keep flipping channels past the Fellowship of the Ring but it is not this day.
October 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Yes this defense nourishes me
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October 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
1 more quarter lets lock in and win the home opener
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October 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Holy crap, virtually my entire FF team has byes this week. Do I drop good players just to have active players or just take the L?
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Seriously Wordl?

Wordle 1,586 6/6*

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October 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Curry says night night. Good first game. Welcome back NBA.
October 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Graylog 7.0 release candidate is out. GA coming soon! Feel free to check it out and lmk what you think. Lots of great stuff packed in across Open and commercial versions.
October 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Man Seattle, so close. My heart goes out to all the fans.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Fish tank cleaned, house vacuumed, leaves raked, clothes washed… Whew that’s enough adulting today
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media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
October 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don’t know who Hasan is or if I should be concerned for his dog.
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Early morning walk
October 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Detecting previous attacks associated with the same campaign is a no-brainer. It’s just that SIEMs suck at connecting things from today to things from a week or a month ago. So we simply figured out an efficient way to do it.
October 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Nice win CU! Sko Buffs!
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Spooky Season in the neighborhood
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM