Soangelicate
soangelicate.bsky.social
Soangelicate
@soangelicate.bsky.social
Last week I opened the door as the mailman was walking up. Did I nod my head, close the door, and go on with my life? No. I told him I was waiting for my new drivers license and a credit card. I ruined two entire afternoons. I’m so sorry I’m like this, delivery people. I don’t want it, either.
June 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Biiiiiig yawns
March 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Wisdom Panel results are in and Chorizo is 42% diplodocus and 16% periscope. The rest is snackables
March 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Your Sunday moment of Zen
February 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
February 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”

Death thought about it.

“CATS”, he said eventually. “CATS ARE NICE.”

- Terry Pratchett “Sourcery”
February 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
February 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
February 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Common ground
February 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
February 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
February 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Who left this tuxedo puddle on my wampa? 😤
February 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Head in the sand mode engage
February 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
TIL I’m an Australian bird
February 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
February 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
@tommysiegel.bsky.social posted a picture of @drunkcameraguy.bsky.social and I at Hellraiser
February 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
February 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I only know him through his battle with Drake so I DID NOT expect Kendrick Lamar to be wearing slim fit boot cuts for his halftime performance
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Zaphod says ‘sup Ricky
February 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
February 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
February 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When’s the last time you descaled your coffee maker?
February 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We’re going to need a bigger rolling pin
February 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
February 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM