Soangelicate
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I love trying to guess what it is that the cats just knocked down before my partner goes to see
I just guessed plasticky, hollow, fell from at least 2 feet, could’ve been metal but it would have to be very thin
It was a hollow plastic broom and dustpan that’d been rested against the wall
I just guessed plasticky, hollow, fell from at least 2 feet, could’ve been metal but it would have to be very thin
It was a hollow plastic broom and dustpan that’d been rested against the wall
June 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I love trying to guess what it is that the cats just knocked down before my partner goes to see
I just guessed plasticky, hollow, fell from at least 2 feet, could’ve been metal but it would have to be very thin
It was a hollow plastic broom and dustpan that’d been rested against the wall
I just guessed plasticky, hollow, fell from at least 2 feet, could’ve been metal but it would have to be very thin
It was a hollow plastic broom and dustpan that’d been rested against the wall
Last week I opened the door as the mailman was walking up. Did I nod my head, close the door, and go on with my life? No. I told him I was waiting for my new drivers license and a credit card. I ruined two entire afternoons. I’m so sorry I’m like this, delivery people. I don’t want it, either.
June 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Last week I opened the door as the mailman was walking up. Did I nod my head, close the door, and go on with my life? No. I told him I was waiting for my new drivers license and a credit card. I ruined two entire afternoons. I’m so sorry I’m like this, delivery people. I don’t want it, either.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website ha...
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April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
Wisdom Panel results are in and Chorizo is 42% diplodocus and 16% periscope. The rest is snackables
March 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wisdom Panel results are in and Chorizo is 42% diplodocus and 16% periscope. The rest is snackables
Your Sunday moment of Zen
February 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Your Sunday moment of Zen
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“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”
Death thought about it.
“CATS”, he said eventually. “CATS ARE NICE.”
- Terry Pratchett “Sourcery”
Death thought about it.
“CATS”, he said eventually. “CATS ARE NICE.”
- Terry Pratchett “Sourcery”
February 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”
Death thought about it.
“CATS”, he said eventually. “CATS ARE NICE.”
- Terry Pratchett “Sourcery”
Death thought about it.
“CATS”, he said eventually. “CATS ARE NICE.”
- Terry Pratchett “Sourcery”
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Get this dude on Broadway already
February 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Get this dude on Broadway already
🙌
✊
February 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
🙌
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here's today's post: "prosecutors to Donny: fuck straight off, we’re not dropping Eric Adams’ charges" — meet your new heroes of justice.
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prosecutors to Donny: fuck straight off, we’re not dropping Eric Adams’ charges
meet your new heroes of justice
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February 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
here's today's post: "prosecutors to Donny: fuck straight off, we’re not dropping Eric Adams’ charges" — meet your new heroes of justice.
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Who left this tuxedo puddle on my wampa? 😤
February 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Who left this tuxedo puddle on my wampa? 😤
Head in the sand mode engage
February 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Head in the sand mode engage
TIL I’m an Australian bird
February 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
TIL I’m an Australian bird
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