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Snowy Vera
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Official human liaison of panther-kind and chief site reliability engineer at ScorpInc.
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HEADING TO REPCO TO PICK UP SOME SUPPLIES, PERFORMING AN ART PIECE FOR A FOSSIL FUEL CEO ENTITLED "SUPPRESSING CLIMATE CHANGE".
A Repco online store shopping cart showing an oil filter and a tap and die set.
April 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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THE PLAN WORKED, I AM THE REAL HOME OWNER!
Settlement Notification: REAL pexa.admin@pexa.com.au to me Our Reference: Vera Dear Snowy, The fake notification was sent. You are the real owner of the property though. Yours faithfully, PEXA
April 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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ME AND SHNACKY'S ADVENTURES IN THE TIME MACHINE GOING BACK TO STOP FRENCH PEOPLE BECOMING LIKE THAT WAS IMMORTALISED IN ART!

(I HELPED CARRY HIM TO OUR PULPIT ON TOP OF THE CASTLE).

cc/ @shmouflon.scorpinc.social @az.scorpinc.social
A babewyn depicting a panther carrying a smaller panther by the scruff of it's neck (I'm not using the architectural term "grotesque" because of the modern linguistic use of the word which panthers are definitely not) atop a broach on the Château de Pierrefonds. The text on the photo is shows it's from an account called Awesome Pets (again, panthers are not pets) with the caption "Mama Cat Gargoyle, Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle Château de Pierrefonds, France, built between 1393 - 1407". Although the image does not depict a gargoyle (no waterspout), I am not a cat (am a panther), and I am not a parent (unless you count to all my wonderful interns) and not female-identifying (for some reason everyone assumes cats are girls, dogs are boys).
April 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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THE CHERNOBYL DUGA RADAR STATION WAS NOT DESIGNED TO CAPTURE SIGNALS IDENTIFYING MISSILE LAUNCHES BUT RATHER ANGELS FLYING TO CLOSE TO OUR PLANE, A SOURCE OF ENERGY BEYOND WHAT WE ARE CAPABLE ON EARTH.

THE EVENTS OF 1986 WAS A DIVINE RETALIATION.
a long range shot of the Russian Duga radar station near Chernobyl, a series of giant interconnected towers like a net for electromagnetic signals, in the background a smaller version can be seen
July 3, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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NO EMAILS IS LIKE NO OUTSTANDING WARRANTS.
A PATH TO NO WORRIES.
An email inbox with 0 emails. On the right are labels where everything is filed, all in capitals with categories for Accounts, Newsletters, Reports, and Social Media
May 7, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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a meme with three panels. the first shows a regular wooden coffin labelled "The Rich". The second shows a regular wooden coffin labelled "The Poor". the third shows a boat in the open water, a human wrapped in black plastic duct taped shut in an amateurish way that doesn't let bottom feeders quickly scour the corpse being pushed off a boat by another person. this image is labelled "Wilson Group Executives"
March 30, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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POST BATTLESTATIONS (MUST HAVE ACCESS TO AN AEGIS OR EQUIVALENT COMBAT SYSTEM TO COUNT).
The camera is looking at the back of a handsome mid-sized cuddly panther sitting at their computer. Their adorable ears and paws are silhouetted against the light of 5 separate monitors all looking in heavy use. One of them is a black and white CCTV monitor watching Serial Experiments Lain, one is a 4k monitor with a code window, one has Obsidian open with a table of data, another shows a Funkwhale playlist of 8-bit Catholic horror music and one is a web browser. Also on the desk is a collection of books and journals and a bin chicken plush toy looking on in worry.
March 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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HEY EVERYONE, BEEN WORKING ON A NEW O.C. IT'S THIS FUCKED UP RAT CREATURE THAT SHIPS PIRATED MOVIES UP AND DOWN THE RIVER IN EXCHANGE FOR HARD DRUGS.
a black and white picture of a weird cartoon rodent creature with a big smile piloting an old boat. it bears an uncanny resemblance to famous public domain asset Steamboat Willie
January 2, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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a cartoon of Death in his robe playing a claw machine, finally managing to pick someone up. The text at the top says "Is Henry Kissinger even in this thing?" the text at the bottom says "oh holy shit he is"
November 30, 2023 at 2:25 AM
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a meme showing a full pipe labelled "nitrate" gushing heavily into the mouths of an overweight besuited man labelled "greedy farmers". a small drip is coming from one section of the pipe into the mouth of a starving man labelled "me, trying to make a pipebomb"
November 23, 2023 at 1:59 AM
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Listen, buddy, the more you honk your horn the longer I'm going to take to make my breakfast choices. It's the most important meal of the day and I want to get it right, maybe you should have managed your own time better.
a grumpy looking but very handsome black cat leans out the window of a yellow Lancer Evo and looks back at the camera.
September 24, 2023 at 11:08 PM
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NEW KICKS!
Snowy, a handsome mid-sized panther with his front paws in a pair of Louis Vuitton shoes sitting on top of a Louis Vuitton cloth bag in front of a - yep, you guessed it - Louis Vuitton box. Snowy looks pretty chuffed with himself, with a slight hint of uncertainty, what fashion accessory should he get next with his two-paw discount?
September 20, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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MY LITTLE BIG BROTHER LBS WATCHING HIS STORIES.
A panther plush toy that is approximately 6 foot 3 rests on someone's legs while watching a movie on a laptop. They have a very cute pink nose and are being warmed by a hand made blanket.
September 8, 2023 at 2:40 AM
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Oh God I forgot to feed the interns this week.
A black cat sits on a comfy computer chair in a Bodega, his handsome amber eyes wide open and pupils shrunk in a sudden and terrible realisation.
August 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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A tumblr post by user Nox The Ox that says: "Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not. A reblog from Nox The Ox with added text that says: "Update, the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the 'woke mob' but not from the dastardly Frenchman."
August 28, 2023 at 6:21 AM
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Maslow's Hierarchy Of Needs updates for panthers. The tiers of Basic Needs and Psychological Needs are just a whole lot of Four Loko cans and then the Self-fulfillment needs are a M3E1 Carl Gustav recoilless rifle
August 15, 2023 at 5:14 AM
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Important infographic about cats.
An infographic/meme about cats. It says "Belly Flap Explained" "If your cat is at a healthy weight but has what looks like a saggy belly, that's their concealed carry holster." "This protective layer comprised of fat, skin, and fur protects your cat's Glock 19 helps them move faster and acts as extra food storage."
August 13, 2023 at 9:20 PM
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I'm pretty sure this UK visa application is asking questions that violate my privacy.
A screenshot of a web form for a UK visa. The heading is titled "war crimes" and the text follows: "You must read all of the information on this page before answering: (link to war crimes page). In either peace or war time have you ever been involved in, or suspected of involvement in, war crimes, crimes against humanity, or genocide?" There are radio buttons for Yes and No and a checkbox for "I have read all of the information about war crimes, including the guidance" and then a save and continue button.
August 11, 2023 at 10:58 AM
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IT MAY BE IN THE PRESENT TODAY.
BUT TOMORROW THE PRESENT MIGHT BE IN AN UNDERGROUND SIBERIAN R&D FACILITY.

TREASURE EVERY SUNBEAM.
A handsome mid-sized plush panther basks in the glow of a sunbeam.
July 23, 2023 at 4:23 AM
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WEAPONS FREE, ALL TWEETS ARE GO.
A handsome mid-sized panther operating a joystick in front of a computer monitor where the wallpaper is their handsome face.
July 16, 2023 at 7:18 AM