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Snowy Vera
@snowy.scorpinc.social
Official human liaison of panther-kind and chief site reliability engineer at ScorpInc.
HEADING TO REPCO TO PICK UP SOME SUPPLIES, PERFORMING AN ART PIECE FOR A FOSSIL FUEL CEO ENTITLED "SUPPRESSING CLIMATE CHANGE".
April 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
THE PLAN WORKED, I AM THE REAL HOME OWNER!
April 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
ME AND SHNACKY'S ADVENTURES IN THE TIME MACHINE GOING BACK TO STOP FRENCH PEOPLE BECOMING LIKE THAT WAS IMMORTALISED IN ART!

(I HELPED CARRY HIM TO OUR PULPIT ON TOP OF THE CASTLE).

cc/ @shmouflon.scorpinc.social @az.scorpinc.social
April 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
THERE'S NO PUBLIC HOLIDAY ANYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD TOMORROW!?

WISHING I HAD A FUNCTIONING TIME MACHINE SO I COULD GO BACK AND DELAY A FEW EXECUTIONS/ASSASINATIONS BY COLONIAL POWERS TO FILL IN THE CALENDAR.
January 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
GOOD THING ABOUT THE MODERN GLOBALIST CULTURE IS FINDING NEW PUBLIC HOLIDAYS.

ANYWAY I COULDN'T WORK TODAY, JOHN CHILEMBWE DAY IN MALAWI.
January 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
@nyxvee.bsky.social YOU DO WEB AND BRAND DESIGN? I NEED A NEW WEBSITE TO SELL DROPSHIPPING SERVICES.
January 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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terrible. TERRIBLE.
May 10, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Cool airport crab sculpture
August 11, 2024 at 11:21 PM
THE CHERNOBYL DUGA RADAR STATION WAS NOT DESIGNED TO CAPTURE SIGNALS IDENTIFYING MISSILE LAUNCHES BUT RATHER ANGELS FLYING TO CLOSE TO OUR PLANE, A SOURCE OF ENERGY BEYOND WHAT WE ARE CAPABLE ON EARTH.

THE EVENTS OF 1986 WAS A DIVINE RETALIATION.
July 3, 2024 at 10:01 AM
"HELPING BLIND TAX AUDITORS" HAD SO MUCH SUPPORT BEFORE I STARTED IT, AND NOW PEOPLE ARE ANGRY BECAUSE *THEY* MISINTERPRETED THE LANGUAGE?
June 3, 2024 at 3:23 AM
NO EMAILS IS LIKE NO OUTSTANDING WARRANTS.
A PATH TO NO WORRIES.
May 7, 2024 at 11:36 PM
APOLOGIES FOR PROMOTING MYSELF AS A DEMAGOGUE, I NOW REALISE THE CORRECT TERM IS DEMIURGE.
April 26, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I WAS NOT "WATERBOARDING" THAT CORPORATE SPY, THEY WERE DEHYDRATED.
April 16, 2024 at 10:36 PM
March 30, 2024 at 4:45 AM
THE WORLD IS FULL OF GAZELLE FOR THOSE WITH MOUTHS TO EAT.
March 28, 2024 at 5:28 AM
POST BATTLESTATIONS (MUST HAVE ACCESS TO AN AEGIS OR EQUIVALENT COMBAT SYSTEM TO COUNT).
March 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
TIRED OF ALL THE MEDIA ATTENTION FOR "EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION" IN SPACE. I'VE BEEN PIONEERING NEW TECHNIQUES IN EXPLOSIVE COMPRESSION FOR YEARS WITH NO ACCOLADES.
March 4, 2024 at 5:32 AM
LOST MY BLACKBERRY, IT HAD REALLY SENTIMENTAL PHOTOS OF MY INTERNS (DEFINITELY NOT INCRIMINATING TAX FRAUD DOCUMENTS). IF YOU SEE IT PLEASE RETURN IT FOR A REWARD (DO NOT SEARCH THE DEVICE).
January 22, 2024 at 10:54 PM
FINANCETIP: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY THE LUXURY CAR TAX ON VEHICLES THAT YOU STEAL.
January 14, 2024 at 12:52 AM
YOU COULDN'T INVENT THE CAR THESE DAYS.

NOT JUST BECAUSE THE IDEA OF TWO MULTI-TONNE PIECES OF METAL PASSING EACH OTHER AT 100KM/HR WITH ONLY A WHITE LINE AND A PROMISE NOT TO CROSS IT IS ABSOLUTELY BONKERS.

BUT ALSO BECAUSE THE CAR HAS ALREADY BEEN INVENTED.
January 11, 2024 at 1:51 AM
SORRY, CAN'T COME BACK TO WORK TODAY EITHER. IT'S STILL NEW YEARS PUBLIC HOLIDAY IN GEORGIA, RUSSIA, AND KYRGYZSTAN.
January 5, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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happy new year to all the engineers who have resolved to write more but decided they need to build a blogging platform first
January 1, 2024 at 4:43 PM
HEY EVERYONE, BEEN WORKING ON A NEW O.C. IT'S THIS FUCKED UP RAT CREATURE THAT SHIPS PIRATED MOVIES UP AND DOWN THE RIVER IN EXCHANGE FOR HARD DRUGS.
January 2, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL 2026, MY BELATED APOLOGIES FOR PRESSING THE WRONG BUTTON ON THE NYE COUNTDOWN. HOPEFULLY WE'LL HAVE THIS TIME JUMP ISSUE RECTIFIED SOON.
January 1, 2024 at 4:11 AM
THE JUDGE IS GOING TO DISMISS THE ORGANISED CRIME CHARGES AGAINST ME, AGREEING WITH ME THAT MY OPERATION ON THE WHOLE WAS VERY DISORGANISED.
December 29, 2023 at 6:19 AM