Carla Rea
@snortlaugh.bsky.social
Excellent parallel park, and can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, if I don’t accidentally swallow it.
Veterans have gotta be real proud. A military parade to celebrate bone spurs.
Developing: The White House has confirmed they are planning a military parade for the world’s most famous draft dodger.
May 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Veterans have gotta be real proud. A military parade to celebrate bone spurs.
Nazi Lurch, and the big fat lies.
May 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Nazi Lurch, and the big fat lies.
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April 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
See what tariffs do?
Why Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus Are a "Perfect" Match
Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus surprised the world on April 20 when they seemingly revealed their relationship. While they might seem like an unlikely pair, sources tell 'People' and 'Us Weekly'...
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April 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
See what tariffs do?
And yet, you don't have to know anything about the Constitution to run the country.
Academy Sets New Oscars Rules for 2025: You Need to Watch All Nominated Films to Vote in a Category
Oscars have announced its key dates, rules for the casting award, a shortlist for cinematography and AI guidelines.
variety.com
April 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
And yet, you don't have to know anything about the Constitution to run the country.
Dumbo says if he didn’t enact tariffs, the country would’ve gone bankrupt in 2 years. But because of his narcissism, and lack of expertise in economics, and not being able to read, the country will go bankrupt in 2 months.
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Dumbo says if he didn’t enact tariffs, the country would’ve gone bankrupt in 2 years. But because of his narcissism, and lack of expertise in economics, and not being able to read, the country will go bankrupt in 2 months.
If you had $1 billion and spent $1000 a day, it would take you about 2749 years to run out of money. But let’s go after Social Security and Medicare.
April 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
If you had $1 billion and spent $1000 a day, it would take you about 2749 years to run out of money. But let’s go after Social Security and Medicare.
Today is World Health Day. Or as RFK Jr. calls it, “let’s have a measles party” day!
April 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Today is World Health Day. Or as RFK Jr. calls it, “let’s have a measles party” day!
Democrats bend over backwards trying to be fair while fascists take over the country. We are paying a huge price for fairness.
March 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Democrats bend over backwards trying to be fair while fascists take over the country. We are paying a huge price for fairness.
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Trump: I got along very well with Putin. I get along great with Xi. I got along great with Kim Jong Un. I got along great with all of them.
Fact check: True. Trump gets along with autocrats and dictators—less so with leaders of democratic countries.
Fact check: True. Trump gets along with autocrats and dictators—less so with leaders of democratic countries.
March 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Trump: I got along very well with Putin. I get along great with Xi. I got along great with Kim Jong Un. I got along great with all of them.
Fact check: True. Trump gets along with autocrats and dictators—less so with leaders of democratic countries.
Fact check: True. Trump gets along with autocrats and dictators—less so with leaders of democratic countries.
He hasn’t done one thing for the American people. Not one damn thing. And Republicans are completely complicit. Never forget it.
March 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
He hasn’t done one thing for the American people. Not one damn thing. And Republicans are completely complicit. Never forget it.
Oh goody, Kid Rock says he’s going to bring Bill Maher to the White House to unite the country. Yes, unite the country in not caring about Kid Rock or Bill Maher.
March 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Oh goody, Kid Rock says he’s going to bring Bill Maher to the White House to unite the country. Yes, unite the country in not caring about Kid Rock or Bill Maher.
Amazon will now start streaming “The Apprentice“. I guess Bezos found some room to crawl even further up Dumbo‘s butt.
March 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Amazon will now start streaming “The Apprentice“. I guess Bezos found some room to crawl even further up Dumbo‘s butt.
He cut funding for childhood cancer, no problem! So they made sure he had a child with cancer at his Nazi rally. “We’re cutting Social Security. And here’s a homeless person I almost stepped on!“
March 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
He cut funding for childhood cancer, no problem! So they made sure he had a child with cancer at his Nazi rally. “We’re cutting Social Security. And here’s a homeless person I almost stepped on!“
If Russia really wants peace, all Putin has to do is walk away. War over. He started a war to wave his little dick around, just like dumbo wants to do.
March 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If Russia really wants peace, all Putin has to do is walk away. War over. He started a war to wave his little dick around, just like dumbo wants to do.
I miss DEI. Apparently it was actually saving our lives.
A Southwest Airlines jet attempting to land at Chicago Midway Airport nearly collided with a private plane on the runway.
Southwest jet attempting to land at Chicago Midway Airport nearly collides with a private plane on the runway | CNN
A Southwest Airlines plane and a private jet experienced a close call at Chicago Midway International Airport on Tuesday morning in which the flight crew had to perform a go-around to prevent a potent...
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February 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I miss DEI. Apparently it was actually saving our lives.
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I'm dumb. I can't figure out how to end world hunger. But I do promise that I will continue to change healthcare in this country and make it more affordable, possibly setting a path towards Universal Healthcare.
February 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm dumb. I can't figure out how to end world hunger. But I do promise that I will continue to change healthcare in this country and make it more affordable, possibly setting a path towards Universal Healthcare.
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DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine is the grandson of Valery Martynov - a “former” KGB spy.
That’s right, one of Elon Musk’s young cyber criminals — related to a former KGB spy, and who seemingly did not have to undergo a background check — now has unprecedented access to…
That’s right, one of Elon Musk’s young cyber criminals — related to a former KGB spy, and who seemingly did not have to undergo a background check — now has unprecedented access to…
February 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine is the grandson of Valery Martynov - a “former” KGB spy.
That’s right, one of Elon Musk’s young cyber criminals — related to a former KGB spy, and who seemingly did not have to undergo a background check — now has unprecedented access to…
That’s right, one of Elon Musk’s young cyber criminals — related to a former KGB spy, and who seemingly did not have to undergo a background check — now has unprecedented access to…
I’m sure he’ll declare himself the new Pope, if something happens to the current one.
February 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m sure he’ll declare himself the new Pope, if something happens to the current one.
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When Trump orders Kash Patel and Pam Bondi to start a criminal investigation against someone
Without justification
Without evidence
Without any indication that they’ve broken any law
But simply because they criticized Trump
You know that’s EXACTLY what Patel and Bondi will do
Without justification
Without evidence
Without any indication that they’ve broken any law
But simply because they criticized Trump
You know that’s EXACTLY what Patel and Bondi will do
Kash Patel has been confirmed as FBI Director. Republican Senators Susan Collins (ME) and Lisa Murkowski (AK) voted no. History will remember the cowardice of so many across the GOP who chose loyalty to Trump over the rule of law & the national security of our country.
February 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When Trump orders Kash Patel and Pam Bondi to start a criminal investigation against someone
Without justification
Without evidence
Without any indication that they’ve broken any law
But simply because they criticized Trump
You know that’s EXACTLY what Patel and Bondi will do
Without justification
Without evidence
Without any indication that they’ve broken any law
But simply because they criticized Trump
You know that’s EXACTLY what Patel and Bondi will do
Today is national love your pet day! Elon will celebrate by giving a treat to his lapdog, Trumpo.
February 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Today is national love your pet day! Elon will celebrate by giving a treat to his lapdog, Trumpo.
Texas is experiencing a measles outbreak due to a lack of vaccinations.
RFK Jr. is calling it the feel-good story of the year. The sequel will be out next year with Shingolio-nado.
RFK Jr. is calling it the feel-good story of the year. The sequel will be out next year with Shingolio-nado.
February 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Texas is experiencing a measles outbreak due to a lack of vaccinations.
RFK Jr. is calling it the feel-good story of the year. The sequel will be out next year with Shingolio-nado.
RFK Jr. is calling it the feel-good story of the year. The sequel will be out next year with Shingolio-nado.
Not reassuring, but sure - welcome to America.
February 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Not reassuring, but sure - welcome to America.