Carla Rea
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Carla Rea
@snortlaugh.bsky.social
Excellent parallel park, and can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, if I don’t accidentally swallow it.
Veterans have gotta be real proud. A military parade to celebrate bone spurs.
Developing: The White House has confirmed they are planning a military parade for the world’s most famous draft dodger.
May 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Nazi Lurch, and the big fat lies.
May 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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“I couldn’t care less.”

- Trump, 3/30/25

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April 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
And yet, you don't have to know anything about the Constitution to run the country.
Academy Sets New Oscars Rules for 2025: You Need to Watch All Nominated Films to Vote in a Category
Oscars have announced its key dates, rules for the casting award, a shortlist for cinematography and AI guidelines.
variety.com
April 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Dumbo says if he didn’t enact tariffs, the country would’ve gone bankrupt in 2 years. But because of his narcissism, and lack of expertise in economics, and not being able to read, the country will go bankrupt in 2 months.
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
If you had $1 billion and spent $1000 a day, it would take you about 2749 years to run out of money. But let’s go after Social Security and Medicare.
April 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Today is World Health Day. Or as RFK Jr. calls it, “let’s have a measles party” day!
April 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Democrats bend over backwards trying to be fair while fascists take over the country. We are paying a huge price for fairness.
March 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Trump: I got along very well with Putin. I get along great with Xi. I got along great with Kim Jong Un. I got along great with all of them.

Fact check: True. Trump gets along with autocrats and dictators—less so with leaders of democratic countries.
March 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hmmm… 🤔
March 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
He hasn’t done one thing for the American people. Not one damn thing. And Republicans are completely complicit. Never forget it.
March 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Oh goody, Kid Rock says he’s going to bring Bill Maher to the White House to unite the country. Yes, unite the country in not caring about Kid Rock or Bill Maher.
March 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Amazon will now start streaming “The Apprentice“. I guess Bezos found some room to crawl even further up Dumbo‘s butt.
March 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
He cut funding for childhood cancer, no problem! So they made sure he had a child with cancer at his Nazi rally. “We’re cutting Social Security. And here’s a homeless person I almost stepped on!“
March 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If Russia really wants peace, all Putin has to do is walk away. War over. He started a war to wave his little dick around, just like dumbo wants to do.
March 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I miss DEI. Apparently it was actually saving our lives.
February 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I'm dumb. I can't figure out how to end world hunger. But I do promise that I will continue to change healthcare in this country and make it more affordable, possibly setting a path towards Universal Healthcare.
February 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine is the grandson of Valery Martynov - a “former” KGB spy.

That’s right, one of Elon Musk’s young cyber criminals — related to a former KGB spy, and who seemingly did not have to undergo a background check — now has unprecedented access to…
February 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m sure he’ll declare himself the new Pope, if something happens to the current one.
February 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Do what you can.
February 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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When Trump orders Kash Patel and Pam Bondi to start a criminal investigation against someone

Without justification

Without evidence

Without any indication that they’ve broken any law

But simply because they criticized Trump

You know that’s EXACTLY what Patel and Bondi will do
Kash Patel has been confirmed as FBI Director. Republican Senators Susan Collins (ME) and Lisa Murkowski (AK) voted no. History will remember the cowardice of so many across the GOP who chose loyalty to Trump over the rule of law & the national security of our country.
February 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Today is national love your pet day! Elon will celebrate by giving a treat to his lapdog, Trumpo.
February 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Texas is experiencing a measles outbreak due to a lack of vaccinations.
RFK Jr. is calling it the feel-good story of the year. The sequel will be out next year with Shingolio-nado.
February 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Not reassuring, but sure - welcome to America.
February 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM