Snorkel
@snorkel42.bsky.social
InfoSec nerd. Infrastructure nerd. Tech nerd. Music nerd. Old fart.
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Putting on gloves to do an exam. I get a dirty look from the patient. "Ohh don't worry. They are for you, not me. You don't know where I've been all day....well, actually you do. All the more reason"
September 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Putting on gloves to do an exam. I get a dirty look from the patient. "Ohh don't worry. They are for you, not me. You don't know where I've been all day....well, actually you do. All the more reason"
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"Yummy cements their place as one of the most commercially and artistically – and most loved – alternative bands of their era." 9/10, God Is In The TV.
Stream Yummy now: james.lnk.to/yummysr NBL x
#james #yummy #lifesafuckingmiracle
Stream Yummy now: james.lnk.to/yummysr NBL x
#james #yummy #lifesafuckingmiracle
July 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"Yummy cements their place as one of the most commercially and artistically – and most loved – alternative bands of their era." 9/10, God Is In The TV.
Stream Yummy now: james.lnk.to/yummysr NBL x
#james #yummy #lifesafuckingmiracle
Stream Yummy now: james.lnk.to/yummysr NBL x
#james #yummy #lifesafuckingmiracle
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@wearejames.bsky.social @npr.org Don’t y’all think it is about time that James squeezes behind the tiny desk for a concert?
July 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
@wearejames.bsky.social @npr.org Don’t y’all think it is about time that James squeezes behind the tiny desk for a concert?
Nintendo once gave a free copy of Dragon Warrior to subscribers of Nintendo Power. My parents got me a subscription for Christmas. One day I woke up feeling sick and was allowed to stay home from school. A few hours later UPS delivered to me Dragon Warrior.
That was the best day of my life.
That was the best day of my life.
May 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nintendo once gave a free copy of Dragon Warrior to subscribers of Nintendo Power. My parents got me a subscription for Christmas. One day I woke up feeling sick and was allowed to stay home from school. A few hours later UPS delivered to me Dragon Warrior.
That was the best day of my life.
That was the best day of my life.
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14 year old: Dad, can I try some alcohol?
Me: sure
Me: sure
May 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
14 year old: Dad, can I try some alcohol?
Me: sure
Me: sure
One day I’d like to login to a SaaS admin dashboard without being bombarded with alerts of an “exciting new interface”, a pointless survey, or 800 boxes showing giving me an involuntary “tour”.
JUST. LET. ME. WORK.
🖕
JUST. LET. ME. WORK.
🖕
April 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
One day I’d like to login to a SaaS admin dashboard without being bombarded with alerts of an “exciting new interface”, a pointless survey, or 800 boxes showing giving me an involuntary “tour”.
JUST. LET. ME. WORK.
🖕
JUST. LET. ME. WORK.
🖕
The whole end of quarter / end of year discount game vendors play is ridiculous. Sorry that my business is no longer of interest to you at the beginning of Q2.
March 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The whole end of quarter / end of year discount game vendors play is ridiculous. Sorry that my business is no longer of interest to you at the beginning of Q2.
Remember when America was great…?
March 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Remember when America was great…?
Azure is complete trash.
That is all.
That is all.
March 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Azure is complete trash.
That is all.
That is all.
I get more and more profane with every new survey popup I get when trying to work in various SaaS products.
Seriously. Piss off with this crap.
Seriously. Piss off with this crap.
March 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I get more and more profane with every new survey popup I get when trying to work in various SaaS products.
Seriously. Piss off with this crap.
Seriously. Piss off with this crap.
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Statement from the director of the Voice of America (who has been placed on administrative leave).
March 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Statement from the director of the Voice of America (who has been placed on administrative leave).
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‘People Are Scared’: Inside CISA as It Reels From Trump’s Purge
“You've got a lot of people who are looking over their shoulder as opposed to looking at the enemy right now,”
“Most people are … doing the work of 2+ full-time [staffers].”
America is going *great* […]
“You've got a lot of people who are looking over their shoulder as opposed to looking at the enemy right now,”
“Most people are … doing the work of 2+ full-time [staffers].”
America is going *great* […]
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March 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
‘People Are Scared’: Inside CISA as It Reels From Trump’s Purge
“You've got a lot of people who are looking over their shoulder as opposed to looking at the enemy right now,”
“Most people are … doing the work of 2+ full-time [staffers].”
America is going *great* […]
“You've got a lot of people who are looking over their shoulder as opposed to looking at the enemy right now,”
“Most people are … doing the work of 2+ full-time [staffers].”
America is going *great* […]
The BBC should do one final Top Gear Cool Wall segment just to put all Teslas in their proper location.
March 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The BBC should do one final Top Gear Cool Wall segment just to put all Teslas in their proper location.
Those darn DEI hires ruining everything.
March 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Those darn DEI hires ruining everything.
Oof. Today I watched my child turn on an episode of The Simpsons and click the skip intro button.
I liked that kid, but some sins are unforgivable.
I liked that kid, but some sins are unforgivable.
March 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oof. Today I watched my child turn on an episode of The Simpsons and click the skip intro button.
I liked that kid, but some sins are unforgivable.
I liked that kid, but some sins are unforgivable.
For President’s Day I am celebrating the life of President Jimmy Carter. And that’s it. Thank you Mr. President.
February 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
For President’s Day I am celebrating the life of President Jimmy Carter. And that’s it. Thank you Mr. President.