Delaney Schneider, MS, BCBA
@snoringshrine.bsky.social
she/her/hers
currently living in the darkest timeline
this mostly consists of quotes from our dnd games, books I’m reading, my junk journals, and rants about the deterioration of our society
currently living in the darkest timeline
this mostly consists of quotes from our dnd games, books I’m reading, my junk journals, and rants about the deterioration of our society
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i heard reading is fundamental
May 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i heard reading is fundamental
“Heather grey and tie-dye are the closest I’ll wear to white.”
March 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“Heather grey and tie-dye are the closest I’ll wear to white.”
God my cat is more famous than me 😭💀 Lute was truly born to be a star
March 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
God my cat is more famous than me 😭💀 Lute was truly born to be a star
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“I cast polyamory…I mean polymorph.” #QuotesfromtheDnDTable
March 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“I cast polyamory…I mean polymorph.” #QuotesfromtheDnDTable
Ranger: “can I get the dnd equivalent of adderall for my companion to help him learn better?”
DM: “…so like…an extended release haste potion?” #QuotesFromtheDnDTable
DM: “…so like…an extended release haste potion?” #QuotesFromtheDnDTable
February 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ranger: “can I get the dnd equivalent of adderall for my companion to help him learn better?”
DM: “…so like…an extended release haste potion?” #QuotesFromtheDnDTable
DM: “…so like…an extended release haste potion?” #QuotesFromtheDnDTable
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Me making small talk with the barista: “yeah I live with two other neurodivergents”
Barista: “wow the call and response in your house must be INSANE.”
Me: …
Barista: …
Me: “You would be correct.”
Barista: “wow the call and response in your house must be INSANE.”
Me: …
Barista: …
Me: “You would be correct.”
February 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me making small talk with the barista: “yeah I live with two other neurodivergents”
Barista: “wow the call and response in your house must be INSANE.”
Me: …
Barista: …
Me: “You would be correct.”
Barista: “wow the call and response in your house must be INSANE.”
Me: …
Barista: …
Me: “You would be correct.”
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do u fw girls who overshare online but can't make eye contact irl
February 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
do u fw girls who overshare online but can't make eye contact irl
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Okay, this is way better than I expected it to be. Times are dark, so I'm here for a billionaire governor trolling our President.
An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
February 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Okay, this is way better than I expected it to be. Times are dark, so I'm here for a billionaire governor trolling our President.
Doechii popped off on her new single 🔥 Love to see a woman celebrating her wins 🥳
February 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Doechii popped off on her new single 🔥 Love to see a woman celebrating her wins 🥳
I was told we were going to a place called let it fly and I was thrilled to go to a trampoline park and then I found out it’s literally just a bar and I want to cancel
February 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I was told we were going to a place called let it fly and I was thrilled to go to a trampoline park and then I found out it’s literally just a bar and I want to cancel
I just need Bluesky to add a “save to drafts” feature because sometimes I start to have a funny thought but it needs to marinate in the drafts for a couple months before I finally get there
February 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I just need Bluesky to add a “save to drafts” feature because sometimes I start to have a funny thought but it needs to marinate in the drafts for a couple months before I finally get there
FINALLY. This should have happened years ago.
She was found dead with 20 knife wounds, and it was ruled a suicide. Now 14 years later, the medical examiner has changed his mind: cnn.it/40CXpAq
Despite 20 knife wounds and 11 bruises, Ellen Greenberg’s death was ruled a suicide. The pathologist just changed his mind | CNN
Ellen Greenberg was found dead in 2011 in her Philadelphia apartment with 20 knife wounds and numerous bruises. Authorities ruled her death a suicide. Fourteen years later, the pathologist who perform...
cnn.it
February 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
FINALLY. This should have happened years ago.
Me recently in a job interview: “In 2025, I really want to grow in my advocacy as a provider with autism working in the autism field and grow my research in areas like cultural responsiveness and accommodating neurodivergence in the workplace!”
Trump:
Trump:
🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.
February 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Me recently in a job interview: “In 2025, I really want to grow in my advocacy as a provider with autism working in the autism field and grow my research in areas like cultural responsiveness and accommodating neurodivergence in the workplace!”
Trump:
Trump:
Fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU
My heart hurts for all my special education kiddos and families who I’ve referred to the Parent Training & Information (PTI) if this happens.
I’m tired.
My heart hurts for all my special education kiddos and families who I’ve referred to the Parent Training & Information (PTI) if this happens.
I’m tired.
The Trump administration has begun drafting an executive order that would kick off the process of eliminating the Department of Education, two sources say.
Trump administration drafting executive order to initiate Department of Education’s elimination | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has begun drafting an executive order that would kick off the process of eliminating the Department of Education, the latest move by President Donald Trump to swiftly carry ou...
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February 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU
My heart hurts for all my special education kiddos and families who I’ve referred to the Parent Training & Information (PTI) if this happens.
I’m tired.
My heart hurts for all my special education kiddos and families who I’ve referred to the Parent Training & Information (PTI) if this happens.
I’m tired.
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Today is #WorldCancerDay
Did you know❓
Vaccination against #hepatitisB can help prevent liver cancer in children, while #HPV vaccination for young girls can reduce the risk of #CervicalCancer later in life.
Learn more 👉bit.ly/2NeFF8B
Did you know❓
Vaccination against #hepatitisB can help prevent liver cancer in children, while #HPV vaccination for young girls can reduce the risk of #CervicalCancer later in life.
Learn more 👉bit.ly/2NeFF8B
February 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Today is #WorldCancerDay
Did you know❓
Vaccination against #hepatitisB can help prevent liver cancer in children, while #HPV vaccination for young girls can reduce the risk of #CervicalCancer later in life.
Learn more 👉bit.ly/2NeFF8B
Did you know❓
Vaccination against #hepatitisB can help prevent liver cancer in children, while #HPV vaccination for young girls can reduce the risk of #CervicalCancer later in life.
Learn more 👉bit.ly/2NeFF8B
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I had the sweetest dream last night. I was driving on the LIE and there was Donald Trump in a red jumpsuit, picking up trash beside the highway.
February 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I had the sweetest dream last night. I was driving on the LIE and there was Donald Trump in a red jumpsuit, picking up trash beside the highway.
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Happy #BlackHistoryMonth. This year I decided where I wanted to focus my BHM educational posts was in Racial Violence. This is to equip you to rebut when people insist it's "all in our past" or doesn't apply today. For today, I'd encourage you to look at this link:
www.blackpast.org/special-feat...
www.blackpast.org/special-feat...
Racial Violence in the United States Since 1526 •
Regrettably racial violence has been a distinct part of American history since 1660. While that violence has impacted almost every ethnic and racial group in the United States, it has had a particular...
www.blackpast.org
February 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Happy #BlackHistoryMonth. This year I decided where I wanted to focus my BHM educational posts was in Racial Violence. This is to equip you to rebut when people insist it's "all in our past" or doesn't apply today. For today, I'd encourage you to look at this link:
www.blackpast.org/special-feat...
www.blackpast.org/special-feat...
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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
Alt: a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
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February 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
I fear it’s me.
Cheese Stick Wrappers Piled On Desk Like Shed Skins Littering Cobra Pit
January 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I fear it’s me.
I think everyone needs to rewatch Bug’s Life right now because that movie was sooooo ahead of its time.
“Those puny little ants outnumber us 100 to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life!”
“Those puny little ants outnumber us 100 to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life!”
January 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think everyone needs to rewatch Bug’s Life right now because that movie was sooooo ahead of its time.
“Those puny little ants outnumber us 100 to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life!”
“Those puny little ants outnumber us 100 to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life!”