SnootSnoot
@snootsnoot.bsky.social
he/him
I'm what you would call a "Dependent Thinker"
I'm what you would call a "Dependent Thinker"
If Luigi were in one piece he’d be named I’m D. Best
October 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If Luigi were in one piece he’d be named I’m D. Best
why did i just get an ad for sunglasses powered by ai. i cant take it anymore
June 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
why did i just get an ad for sunglasses powered by ai. i cant take it anymore
Local conservative CANNOT BELIEVE how high standard is for “socially acceptable”
May 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Local conservative CANNOT BELIEVE how high standard is for “socially acceptable”
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we should blow up the solar system planet by planet
April 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
we should blow up the solar system planet by planet
It happened again
1. Trump announces tariffs will be starting
2. Stock market plunges
3. Eric Trump tweets out “BUY THE DIP!!!!!!”
4. Trump official leaks that the tariffs might not happen
5. Stock market goes back up
???????????
2. Stock market plunges
3. Eric Trump tweets out “BUY THE DIP!!!!!!”
4. Trump official leaks that the tariffs might not happen
5. Stock market goes back up
???????????
April 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It happened again
Donald trump has always promised to bring about an age of government transparency.
Say what you want about the national security risks of getting your war plans leaked because you were communicating them via Signal, but it doesn’t get more transparent than this.
Say what you want about the national security risks of getting your war plans leaked because you were communicating them via Signal, but it doesn’t get more transparent than this.
March 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Donald trump has always promised to bring about an age of government transparency.
Say what you want about the national security risks of getting your war plans leaked because you were communicating them via Signal, but it doesn’t get more transparent than this.
Say what you want about the national security risks of getting your war plans leaked because you were communicating them via Signal, but it doesn’t get more transparent than this.
Reposted by SnootSnoot
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
Been playing a whole lot of Zenless Zone Zero this past month. Great game tbh, 10/10
March 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Been playing a whole lot of Zenless Zone Zero this past month. Great game tbh, 10/10
1. Trump announces tariffs will be starting
2. Stock market plunges
3. Eric Trump tweets out “BUY THE DIP!!!!!!”
4. Trump official leaks that the tariffs might not happen
5. Stock market goes back up
???????????
2. Stock market plunges
3. Eric Trump tweets out “BUY THE DIP!!!!!!”
4. Trump official leaks that the tariffs might not happen
5. Stock market goes back up
???????????
March 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
1. Trump announces tariffs will be starting
2. Stock market plunges
3. Eric Trump tweets out “BUY THE DIP!!!!!!”
4. Trump official leaks that the tariffs might not happen
5. Stock market goes back up
???????????
2. Stock market plunges
3. Eric Trump tweets out “BUY THE DIP!!!!!!”
4. Trump official leaks that the tariffs might not happen
5. Stock market goes back up
???????????
It's like we're entering a stage of post-MAGA clarity
February 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's like we're entering a stage of post-MAGA clarity
Am I crazy or do FNAF and Overcooked have really similar gameplay styles
January 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Am I crazy or do FNAF and Overcooked have really similar gameplay styles
Is it too late for a 2025 bingo card
January 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Is it too late for a 2025 bingo card
Had a GREAT Christmas Eve with my family this year! Feeling JOLLY AF!!!!
December 25, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Had a GREAT Christmas Eve with my family this year! Feeling JOLLY AF!!!!
You don't get the big calculator when you turn your phone sideways anymore
December 5, 2024 at 11:21 PM
You don't get the big calculator when you turn your phone sideways anymore
I swear they hold a coup every single presidency over in South Korea. It's a well beloved tradition like Halloween or Christmas over there. Could you imagine if we did this to U.S. presidents? would be interesting times
December 4, 2024 at 4:12 AM
I swear they hold a coup every single presidency over in South Korea. It's a well beloved tradition like Halloween or Christmas over there. Could you imagine if we did this to U.S. presidents? would be interesting times
Wait, Trump didn’t actually mean the tariff thing? He just kinda said that for fun? Am I hearing this right?
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Wait, Trump didn’t actually mean the tariff thing? He just kinda said that for fun? Am I hearing this right?
Y’know, now that Gaetz dropped out, Trump needs a new AG. Coincidentally enough, there’s a certain former AG of California who’s gonna be out of a job soon that I think would be the most hilarious pick yet.
November 21, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Y’know, now that Gaetz dropped out, Trump needs a new AG. Coincidentally enough, there’s a certain former AG of California who’s gonna be out of a job soon that I think would be the most hilarious pick yet.
The man that fired 80% of twitter employees and is tanking the company has just been hired specifically to fire 80% of the government and tank the country. Thanks guys
November 13, 2024 at 6:43 PM
The man that fired 80% of twitter employees and is tanking the company has just been hired specifically to fire 80% of the government and tank the country. Thanks guys
I am now predicting Tony Hinchcliffe as Trump’s WH press secretary
November 13, 2024 at 6:11 AM
I am now predicting Tony Hinchcliffe as Trump’s WH press secretary
Here’s how Bernie can still win:
November 6, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Here’s how Bernie can still win:
Numbers looked good an hour ago and then i came back and now im shitting pant. what happened
November 6, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Numbers looked good an hour ago and then i came back and now im shitting pant. what happened
Florida just enshrined abortion but banned weed. wtf is going on in florida
November 6, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Florida just enshrined abortion but banned weed. wtf is going on in florida