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Lisa Needham
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Words at DailyKos, Public Notice, Balls & Strikes, and Rewire. Deeply and secretly earnest. Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist. she/they. north mpls forever.
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lol is she contractually mandated to say "violent texts" every time she mentions Jones??
Screenshot of Lily Boyce whining about Jay Jones winning: "The Associated Press has called the race for Jay Jones, but he did not perform nearly as well as Abigail Spanberger, who was elected Virginia governor by a much wider margin. The discovery of violent texts sent by Jones in 2022 tightened the attorney general's race."
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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jay jones is up by 130,000 and the NYT could not be more obviously unhappy about it
Screenshot of Lily Boyce, a NYT reporter, whining: "While our forecast favors Jones in this election, he is not performing nearly as well as Abigail Spanberger, who was called the winner in the governor's race. In the reported votes so far, Jones is leading by 4.6 percentage points, while Spanberger is up by 13.4. The discovery of violent texts sent by Jones in 2022 tightened the race."
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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the yelling RH ladies from the cat meme
October 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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man, fuck off.
Citing Platner's deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan, Sanders said Platner "went into a dark period in his life. I suspect that Graham Plattner is not the only American to have gone through a dark period." He added: "What he did was he expressed his darkness on the internet. Probably not a brilliant thing to do, alright? And he said things that are stupid, things that were hurtful. He has apologized for them."
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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wapo.st/4oCWCdf

ah - now i understand why Trump said he would be sending plans for review. Review to the board he controls. Why bother, man?
The White House said it would soon send ballroom plans to the National Capital Planning Commission, which is required to review any external construction project at the White House and will decide whether to approve the new building. But the 12-member board is now led by a majority of Trump allies, including its chairman, Trump staff secretary Will Scharf.
October 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Dark denim cuffed jeans over black boots on wood floor.
October 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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holy shit this is so good and so spot-on
This is the glass cliff to end all glass cliffs. You're Marissa Mayer at Yahoo without the Googler street cred. You're Nancy Dubuc at Vice without the string of hit TV shows. You're Linda Yaccarino at Twitter without the advertiser relationships. You have been hired as a sop to a Trump administration that is actively hostile to the actual free press, and you will be made to oversee wave after wave of layoffs until you quit or get fired and the entire news division is shut down in a final spasm of cost-cutting after the next inescapable media merger.
October 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Besides being monstrously racist, I always return to the fact that what is coming out of the DOJ and solicitor general's office now is just absolutely abysmal writing. this TOC for this brief? 1L students write better point headings.
A screenshot of a terrible table of contents for the Trump administration's brief to SCOTUS for its ultra-racist attack on birthright citizenship, with such exciting and riveting point headings as "The Citizenship Order complies with the INA" and "The question presented warrants this court's review" followed by "This court should grant review in both Washington and Barbara."
September 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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you don't say.

www.freep.com/story/news/l...
Sanford also appears to have signed two petitions as a Michigan voter favored by conservatives. He appears to have signed a petition to curtail emergency powers, according to the database, that came amid a COVID-19 backlash to public health orders and Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's handling of the pandemic. Sanford also appears to have signed a petition supported by Right to Life of Michigan to restrict abortion access in Michigan, the database indicates.
September 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Kaleb probably would have hated this comparison, but he always made me think of Rilke's answer to the young poet's question of how you know if you're a writer. Kaleb would have written even if there was no one around to read it, even if no one ever published him. Honestly the purest writer I knew,
There is only one way: Go within. Find out the reason that commands you to write; see whether it has spread its roots into the very depths of your heart; confess to yourself whether you would have to die if you were forbidden to write. This most of all: ask yourself in the most silent hour of your night: must I write? Dig into yourself for a deep answer. And if this answer rings out in assent, if you meet this solemn question with a strong, simple "I must", then build your life in accordance with this necessity; your whole life, even into its humblest and most indifferent hour, must become a sign and witness to this impulse.
September 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Same energy.
The famous accidental babadook at a wine and cheese party photo
September 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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The 4-panel Matt Bors cartoon where the dude turns into a Nazi because liberals are mean
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Excellent and super-informative thread that also highlights that former Jones Day partner/current DOJ ghoul Yaakov Roth is one of the scummiest, worst denizens of that office right now. Smug, combative, and just channeling Trump's id and calling it legal argument.
Cobb: You're not suggesting that what happened here -- with the social media posts - constitutes notice and opportunity to be heard? Absolutely I am, Roth said. Roth: President made clear in initial public statement [prior to firing Cook] that he considers this grounds for removal. But there was nothing, no communication from her to the president in the days that followed... Roth: In terms of remedy, I have not heard what they think the opportunity to be heard would accomplish and what facts would be presented. So the remedy isn't really reinstatement. She can send a letter and maybe the president will change his mind. Sometimes he changes his mind.
August 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Was checking to see if my package from DHL arrived and peeped the photo and literally reflexively muttered "godDAMMIT" at the sight of a Jacob Frey election flier. Get that filth out of my porch.
An open porch door, painted orange and blue, reveals a small package, a bucket and, most distressingly, a flier for the re-election of Strong Boy Mayor Weenie-in-Chief Jacob Frey.
August 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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And if there ever come a time I got rabies
You’re high on my bitin’ list

legit considering something like this as a tattoo because our chi/doxie/beagle mix looks like this - sweet and perfect - and is actually a monster who would totally do this.
a stencil picture of a chihuahua looking sweet, which is a lie
August 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I mean, starvation *is* his foreign policy, so not sure why this would test it any more than anything else, unless the Times is saying it's just too much of a test to have such a rich opportunity to harm people at his very fingertips and not be able to do it ASAP.
Screenshot of a NYT article hed and dek: For Trump, Starvation in Gaza Tests His Foreign Policy Approach President Trump will have to decide whether America intends to take a leading role in confronting one of the biggest humanitarian catastrophes of the 21st century.
July 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I mean, sure they could, but given that the conservative majority never met a trump action it didn't like and wanted to enthusiastically enable, not sure it matters.

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/22/b...
Screenshot of part of a NYT article: "Tuesday's order by the full court is a blow to The A.P., but not necessarily the end of the legal battle. The A.P. could appeal to the Supreme Court."
July 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Nope. Hope that helps.
Screenshot of a podcast topic: Are the Liberty the best starting five in WNBA history?
July 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Somehow even when ICE agents are whipping it out to urinate in front of schoolkids, the New York Times needs to frame it an issue of excessive scrutiny of poor ICE by overwrought locals.

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/03/u...
Screenshot of a terrible New York Times headline and subhed: Immigration Agents Appear to Urinate in Public at a California School School officials have demanded answers from federal agencies. It was the latest example of how locals have scrutinized the actions of immigration agents.
July 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Fucking finally.
A screenshot of a Mpls alert about the shooting, finally. 67283 > MPLS Alerts: Suspect in shootings of lawmakers still at large with manhunt underway. Considered armed & dangerous. If you see him, do not approach & call 911.
June 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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A screenshot of a vintage box of King Vitaman cereal.
June 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Oh ok cool
A screenshot of a weather app with air quality numbers for the next week in Mpls. Every one is over 100.
June 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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ohmygosh. our smedium pup went grey early and she looks so distinguished now.
two dogs sit together in a very tiny dog bed.
June 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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This is absolutely unhinged, even by the standards of this administration. An official White House "Fact Sheet" that is mostly just quoting lies and bigotry from Trump. As in directly quoting, pretending they are incisive observations.
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
• President Trump: "The students? Well, we want to have great students here. We just don't want students that are causing trouble. We want to have students. I want to have foreign students." • President Trump: "We have people who want to go to Harvard and other schools, they can't get in because we have foreign students there. But I want to make sure that the foreign students are people that can love our country." • President Trump: "We are still waiting for the Foreign Student Lists from Harvard so that we can determine, after a ridiculous expenditure of BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, hOW many radicalized lunatics, troublemakers all, should not be let back into our Country. Harvard is very slow in the presentation of these documents, and probably for good reason!"
June 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Sorry to get sincere on main but this is a face meant for punching
A screenshot of the LinkedIn profile photo for the latest Nazi fetus hired by the administration. He is arching his eyebrow in a way I’m sure he thinks makes him look cynically clever, but really just makes him look like Rob Schneider.
June 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM