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Lol at my comment of my stepdad’s obituary page. (It’s still up, afaik, because they don’t moderate comments.)
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Lol at my comment of my stepdad’s obituary page. (It’s still up, afaik, because they don’t moderate comments.)
I MAKE CHEESE, YOU COUNTRY BUMPKIN?
(I honestly have no idea what they were going for there.)
(I honestly have no idea what they were going for there.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I MAKE CHEESE, YOU COUNTRY BUMPKIN?
(I honestly have no idea what they were going for there.)
(I honestly have no idea what they were going for there.)
I love weirdly translated menus.
Mmmm... fartlic.
Mmmm... fartlic.
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I love weirdly translated menus.
Mmmm... fartlic.
Mmmm... fartlic.
Seen in the bathroom at Crafty Corner in Lisbon 😂
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Seen in the bathroom at Crafty Corner in Lisbon 😂
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Yeah, no shit, mastodon, you judgey bitch.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Yeah, no shit, mastodon, you judgey bitch.
Oh MAN, Lost Souls was my favorite book growing up. I must have read it 1000 times. When absinthe was finally legal in NYC, I bought a bottle because of that book. (It tastes like herbal asshair, btw.)
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Oh MAN, Lost Souls was my favorite book growing up. I must have read it 1000 times. When absinthe was finally legal in NYC, I bought a bottle because of that book. (It tastes like herbal asshair, btw.)
And almost half of the OSI stack!
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
And almost half of the OSI stack!
Dunno about you, but I’m utterly shagged out from all the wining.
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Dunno about you, but I’m utterly shagged out from all the wining.
Like, of alllllll the garbage legislators to defend… wtf
October 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Like, of alllllll the garbage legislators to defend… wtf
Saddest dog ever.
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Saddest dog ever.
It does indeed.
Here’s my derpy little turd sitting in the most awkward position ever
Here’s my derpy little turd sitting in the most awkward position ever
October 2, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It does indeed.
Here’s my derpy little turd sitting in the most awkward position ever
Here’s my derpy little turd sitting in the most awkward position ever
Strictly speaking, most primates fall into two categories: great apes and monkeys. Chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans, and gibbons all do not have tails – making them apes, not monkeys.
And guess what! Humans are too!
australian.museum/learn/scienc...
Oh god, I'm that person now. 😫
And guess what! Humans are too!
australian.museum/learn/scienc...
Oh god, I'm that person now. 😫
October 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Strictly speaking, most primates fall into two categories: great apes and monkeys. Chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans, and gibbons all do not have tails – making them apes, not monkeys.
And guess what! Humans are too!
australian.museum/learn/scienc...
Oh god, I'm that person now. 😫
And guess what! Humans are too!
australian.museum/learn/scienc...
Oh god, I'm that person now. 😫
lol via our Discord😂
October 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
lol via our Discord😂
Also this definitely sounds like a dick pill drug or something to cure scabies
September 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Also this definitely sounds like a dick pill drug or something to cure scabies
Just when I think I have a basic handle on this language, I find this dessert menu.
September 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just when I think I have a basic handle on this language, I find this dessert menu.
So proud of my sister who was just awarded the AWS (American Welding Society, not the other one) Counselor award. It’s like a lifetime achievement award. In her 50s, she’s the youngest person to ever receive it. 💪💪💪🧑🏭
September 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So proud of my sister who was just awarded the AWS (American Welding Society, not the other one) Counselor award. It’s like a lifetime achievement award. In her 50s, she’s the youngest person to ever receive it. 💪💪💪🧑🏭
Uh, wtf? Zoom isn't currently open or running.
September 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Uh, wtf? Zoom isn't currently open or running.
I mean, I'd try it.
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I mean, I'd try it.
Sigh. That was me, a long time ago
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sigh. That was me, a long time ago