snarlsbarkley555.bsky.social
@snarlsbarkley555.bsky.social
A well loved kitchen whiteboard lmao

Its been slow—as you can tell 💀
September 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why do i have to have the most STRESSFUL dreams when im weaning myself off thc 😭
May 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
At what point am I liable to tell one of my line cooks to get a grip while he’s crashing out over his own problems that he caused—his damn self
May 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger
April 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What its like to date the biggest, brattiest femme who bullies me all the time (i wouldn’t have it any other way)
April 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Patriot activity. For a patron!
April 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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family photo
April 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I still want to try to use this account more, which it will probably just be a lot of plants, animals and fish and art as i get some more free time from werk 🫡
April 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Monsteras were happy with their spring repot and are starting to gift me gorgeous leaves again :3 plus little greenhouse trip!!
April 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Wife will be having irish twins and thus fulfilling the cycle of being lesbians with a small petting zoo and weird fish
April 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Making sweet treats for the work holiday party tonight and I’m putting my kitchen aid mixer to WERK 💅
January 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Multiple men at my job wear sauvage by dior and im BEGGING them to get a personality and find their own scent instead of assaulting us with the horrible smell
January 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Was telling my gf that since I haven’t had any thc in a hot minute I’m back to having my weird, high stress dreams; this time i couldn’t figure out where i parked my car and i was late to work and MF sent me this??? 😭😭😂
December 23, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Being into monster fuckery is all fun and games until you actually try to fit one of those thick fucks into a strap on harness—and, theres just no way 💀
December 20, 2024 at 12:14 AM
On like 3 hours of sleep and feeling like shit, staring at the glow in the dark strap thats sitting at the end of our bed while i try to get some semblance of rest
December 15, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I think one of the funniest things to happen to me recently was getting unfriended by someone i went to school with forever ago; bc Tay didn’t accept her friend request right away 💀 good riddance
December 15, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Seeing this text come in from my gf while shes at work and immediately seeing her tweet after; peak comedy
December 14, 2024 at 10:47 PM
My gf is making me have puppy fever and its so unfair
November 30, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Thanksgiving in the midwest you know what that meanssssss >:3

Homemade green bean casserole 🕺
November 27, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Good news, boys! One of my patrons is getting into the Christmas spirit early and raffling off their sketch this month!

Reply to enter, examples below! Winner will be chosen in 24 hours (11/24/24 9PM EST)
November 24, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Im on day 4 of not heinously biting my nails; they are actually growing and my cuticles don’t look ragged

Pls clap
November 24, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Calathea Oddish 🌱💚 #art #cuteart #pokemon #plants
November 4, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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like thunder over the mountains
October 19, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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Daydream
October 17, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Shes just a doggy, she cant possibly use that big knife, right? ….right? 😳
October 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM