Snarky McBullhorn
@snarkymcbullhorn.bsky.social
Multiclass bard/artificer(?)/monk.
Cis Pan he/him
Est. 1984
Currently operating from an undisclosed location in Henrico
Been hearing about this new platform, figured I'd give it a go.
Cis Pan he/him
Est. 1984
Currently operating from an undisclosed location in Henrico
Been hearing about this new platform, figured I'd give it a go.
Though, I think we love 'em 'round the ankles a bit more 😋
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Though, I think we love 'em 'round the ankles a bit more 😋
Lurkers, or lickers? I mean, either way... 👅
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Lurkers, or lickers? I mean, either way... 👅
Well, if'n you ever find yourself near Richmond, VA... 😊
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Well, if'n you ever find yourself near Richmond, VA... 😊
Yes, please 😊
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Yes, please 😊
Wanna mark it up like prices in a gas shortage 😍
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Wanna mark it up like prices in a gas shortage 😍
Ha! Little do you know, my turkeys have been trained in the dreaded Turkey Chant of Eris! An excellent counter to acts of intended belittlement 😄
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ha! Little do you know, my turkeys have been trained in the dreaded Turkey Chant of Eris! An excellent counter to acts of intended belittlement 😄
Sending mental chocolate and pickle juice vibes 🫂
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sending mental chocolate and pickle juice vibes 🫂
And a good morning to you, young monarch. May the day being you glory on the field of battle, though my troops shall trounce yours with our new tactic: turkey combat!
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
And a good morning to you, young monarch. May the day being you glory on the field of battle, though my troops shall trounce yours with our new tactic: turkey combat!
"OK, I'll be back."
"Yeah, you will, human."
"Yeah, you will, human."
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"OK, I'll be back."
"Yeah, you will, human."
"Yeah, you will, human."
Tough call. I'd say the first one for bragging to others about how cute you are, and the second just for me 😊
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tough call. I'd say the first one for bragging to others about how cute you are, and the second just for me 😊
You are BoxieBoii, regardless of any other applied classification. You are a beautiful, young human, and should present in whatever way makes you happy 😊
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You are BoxieBoii, regardless of any other applied classification. You are a beautiful, young human, and should present in whatever way makes you happy 😊
Doctorin' the TARDIS
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Doctorin' the TARDIS
Good ghoul. Very good ghoul 😊
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Good ghoul. Very good ghoul 😊
Thank ya kindly 😊
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Thank ya kindly 😊
😙😙😙 Such a good puppy deserves all the tummy kisses
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
😙😙😙 Such a good puppy deserves all the tummy kisses
Bet it would feel better rubbing against my palm 😘
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Bet it would feel better rubbing against my palm 😘
(gasp!) Arnold! The young monarch has found a way to clone themselves. Develop a giant mimeograph at once! . . . What? A giant Xerox, then! . . . Yes, I am; and if you want to be old someday as well, you'll do as I command! This isn't over, young monarch!
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
(gasp!) Arnold! The young monarch has found a way to clone themselves. Develop a giant mimeograph at once! . . . What? A giant Xerox, then! . . . Yes, I am; and if you want to be old someday as well, you'll do as I command! This isn't over, young monarch!
And we love you for showing it 😊
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
And we love you for showing it 😊