Snarky McBullhorn
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Snarky McBullhorn
@snarkymcbullhorn.bsky.social
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Multiclass bard/artificer(?)/monk.
Cis Pan he/him
Est. 1984
Currently operating from an undisclosed location in Henrico

Been hearing about this new platform, figured I'd give it a go.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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An old castle with a dead tree in the foreground, and the words, "Let's sword fight in an abandoned castle and then make out."
June 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Apparently my hand is not quite perfect 😋
The palm of my left hand. There is a cut that crosses two of the lines in the palm, creating what resembles "A-"
June 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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A ribbon with the color of the transgender flag in the upper left corner, above a quintet with varied skin colors and body types, and the words, "Repost this if Trans people are welcome and safe with you."
June 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Some evening frog song for you 😊
May 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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A thumb in the "thumbs-down" position, with a heart-shaped injury on the side of the knuckle.
May 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Snarky's stomach
May 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Something like.... this?
Snarky McBullhorn standing next to a Christmas tree, sleeves rolled and pushed up, wearing a black vest with a fob watch on a chain.
May 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
Three of the main characters of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
May 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Please accept this photo of a moth as gratitude for your company.
A brown moth on a black surface
April 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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A kitten walking, flanked by two ducklings Monochrome photo of a cat in a dress shirt, with the caption, "Wilfred, please rouse me at 3:00 am. I wish to run around the house all batshit insane." Angry kitten shouting, "This is mine!" while standing on a watermelon, then in the next panel saying, "Whatever the hell it is!" Kitten excitedly playing with a lizard-shaped toy hanging from a string
April 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Big cat and little cat sleeping back to back Tabby cat and grey cat lying on a porch in the sun
April 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Scene from "The Taint", a film shot in, and taking place in, Richmond, VA. A group of men confront a blonde stranger.
April 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Literally the next post after this one 😄
April 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Any wrench monkeys on here? Trying something new with my socket set, figure this'll make it easier to pop on the socket one-handed if needed. Anyone else ever try this?
An open case with a socket wrench, and a range of sockets in both metric and imperial. The sockets are in their respective cavities, with the connecting port facing up, contrary to how they were packed.
April 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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No one made me do this, but my feed's only got one post, so...

Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5'11
Shoe: US men's 12w
Zodiac: Taurus and Rat
Smoke: tobacco, yeah, but slowly quitting
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 0
Fav drink: black coffee

I also knit and crochet 🙂
Snarky stands there smiling, eyes closed, as the first snowfall of the year begins around him.
April 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM