Dr. Snarky Feminist
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MS ELA teacher indoctrinating students into the cult of the Oxford comma. Opinions are my own
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GOP: Give us a million dollars and we will return your hostage!
Dems: how about we give you the money and you kill the hostage?
The hostage:
Dems: how about we give you the money and you kill the hostage?
The hostage:
a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
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November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
GOP: Give us a million dollars and we will return your hostage!
Dems: how about we give you the money and you kill the hostage?
The hostage:
Dems: how about we give you the money and you kill the hostage?
The hostage:
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If you see people stealing food to feed their families no you didn't.
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If you see people stealing food to feed their families no you didn't.
This bitch! “I can’t do this”?!
She murdered a woman because she was Black and dared to have children who acted like children.
She murdered a woman because she was Black and dared to have children who acted like children.
Don’t mind me. Just having my heart torn to shreds by watching #ThePerfectNeighbor Netflix documentary. Those poor kids.
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This bitch! “I can’t do this”?!
She murdered a woman because she was Black and dared to have children who acted like children.
She murdered a woman because she was Black and dared to have children who acted like children.
Don’t mind me. Just having my heart torn to shreds by watching #ThePerfectNeighbor Netflix documentary. Those poor kids.
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Don’t mind me. Just having my heart torn to shreds by watching #ThePerfectNeighbor Netflix documentary. Those poor kids.
Turns out being fat lets me get a COVID vaccine without a prescription.
October 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Turns out being fat lets me get a COVID vaccine without a prescription.
Student 1: Miss! I like your shirt! It really brings out the color of your eyes.
Me: thank you!
Student 2: I like your shirt, too! It really brings out the color of your pants.
My pants are black.
🤣
Me: thank you!
Student 2: I like your shirt, too! It really brings out the color of your pants.
My pants are black.
🤣
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Student 1: Miss! I like your shirt! It really brings out the color of your eyes.
Me: thank you!
Student 2: I like your shirt, too! It really brings out the color of your pants.
My pants are black.
🤣
Me: thank you!
Student 2: I like your shirt, too! It really brings out the color of your pants.
My pants are black.
🤣
I haven’t seen much discourse around autism that isn’t ableist as F*ck, and not just the obvious stuff from team evil Cheeto.
September 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I haven’t seen much discourse around autism that isn’t ableist as F*ck, and not just the obvious stuff from team evil Cheeto.
Happy Rapture Eve!
a woman in a purple dress is holding a microphone and saying may the odds be ever in your favor
ALT: a woman in a purple dress is holding a microphone and saying may the odds be ever in your favor
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September 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Happy Rapture Eve!
Well the first hour of parent teacher conferences flew by.
September 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Well the first hour of parent teacher conferences flew by.
A student walked up to the class doorway with his hoodie tied backwards at his waist and he said, “Miss, I’m wearing an apron cuz I’m gonna cook in literacy today.” 🤣🤣🤣
September 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A student walked up to the class doorway with his hoodie tied backwards at his waist and he said, “Miss, I’m wearing an apron cuz I’m gonna cook in literacy today.” 🤣🤣🤣
Are corn flakes as big of a deal in Ireland as shows set in Ireland make it seem? I swear anytime anyone is eating cereal, it’s corn flakes.
September 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Are corn flakes as big of a deal in Ireland as shows set in Ireland make it seem? I swear anytime anyone is eating cereal, it’s corn flakes.
The recent school shooting and some other difficulties at work have had me really down. A couple of girls from last year stopped by to say hi and tell me how much they loved my class AND how much they learned. I might cry.
a cartoon character is crying with tears coming out of his eyes .
ALT: a cartoon character is crying with tears coming out of his eyes .
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September 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The recent school shooting and some other difficulties at work have had me really down. A couple of girls from last year stopped by to say hi and tell me how much they loved my class AND how much they learned. I might cry.
There was a high school shooting in CO today. That’s where my mind and heart are.
September 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
There was a high school shooting in CO today. That’s where my mind and heart are.
I RARELY assign something students can’t fix or redo if it needed. The only exception is a Socratic Seminar. After 2 days of detailed & scaffolded planning, & daily warnings that not being prepared or participating would result in failing, this was several students’ reaction to failing:
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with his mouth open and says my reaction to that information
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with his mouth open and says my reaction to that information
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September 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I RARELY assign something students can’t fix or redo if it needed. The only exception is a Socratic Seminar. After 2 days of detailed & scaffolded planning, & daily warnings that not being prepared or participating would result in failing, this was several students’ reaction to failing:
Me handing out a Socratic seminar planner to my students:
S: Miss! This looks hard!
Me: it is, but you can do it.
S: why do we gotta do so much?!
Me: oh it’s part of my contract to make students complain at least 10 times a day.
S: …really?
Me: yep (not really). Let’s get back to work.
S: Miss! This looks hard!
Me: it is, but you can do it.
S: why do we gotta do so much?!
Me: oh it’s part of my contract to make students complain at least 10 times a day.
S: …really?
Me: yep (not really). Let’s get back to work.
September 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me handing out a Socratic seminar planner to my students:
S: Miss! This looks hard!
Me: it is, but you can do it.
S: why do we gotta do so much?!
Me: oh it’s part of my contract to make students complain at least 10 times a day.
S: …really?
Me: yep (not really). Let’s get back to work.
S: Miss! This looks hard!
Me: it is, but you can do it.
S: why do we gotta do so much?!
Me: oh it’s part of my contract to make students complain at least 10 times a day.
S: …really?
Me: yep (not really). Let’s get back to work.
Compliments on my Google slides is the equivalent to getting told I look sexy. 🤗
August 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Compliments on my Google slides is the equivalent to getting told I look sexy. 🤗
It’s back to school night and a parent just told me my room looks like a place that invites students to learn.
a purple cartoon character with a yellow star on top is crying
ALT: a purple cartoon character with a yellow star on top is crying
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August 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s back to school night and a parent just told me my room looks like a place that invites students to learn.
My teacher superstition is that if I don’t watch the copier make my copies, it will jam, but if I watch it, everything will go smoothly. #TeacherThings
August 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My teacher superstition is that if I don’t watch the copier make my copies, it will jam, but if I watch it, everything will go smoothly. #TeacherThings
The first week of school is going great, but this level of tired gets me every year even though I know it’s coming.
August 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The first week of school is going great, but this level of tired gets me every year even though I know it’s coming.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness:
August 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness:
Last day of prep before the minions arrive. About to destroy some blood borne pathogens trainings and shit.
August 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Last day of prep before the minions arrive. About to destroy some blood borne pathogens trainings and shit.
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A group of global civil society organizations have placed the US on a watchlist for urgent concern over the health of its civic society, alongside Turkey, Serbia, El Salvador, Indonesia and Kenya.
July 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A group of global civil society organizations have placed the US on a watchlist for urgent concern over the health of its civic society, alongside Turkey, Serbia, El Salvador, Indonesia and Kenya.
When your principal promises no ice breakers for the first day back tomorrow:
a man in a suit and tie is applauding in front of a building .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is applauding in front of a building .
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July 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When your principal promises no ice breakers for the first day back tomorrow:
Friend: you seem like you’re handling your anxiety so much better lately! What’s changed?
Me: Prozac.
Friend: I’m sure it’s not just that. You don’t internalize everything as much.
Me: mmmm, no it’s just that. I’ve changed literally nothing else. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why isn’t that a good enough answer?
Me: Prozac.
Friend: I’m sure it’s not just that. You don’t internalize everything as much.
Me: mmmm, no it’s just that. I’ve changed literally nothing else. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why isn’t that a good enough answer?
July 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Friend: you seem like you’re handling your anxiety so much better lately! What’s changed?
Me: Prozac.
Friend: I’m sure it’s not just that. You don’t internalize everything as much.
Me: mmmm, no it’s just that. I’ve changed literally nothing else. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why isn’t that a good enough answer?
Me: Prozac.
Friend: I’m sure it’s not just that. You don’t internalize everything as much.
Me: mmmm, no it’s just that. I’ve changed literally nothing else. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why isn’t that a good enough answer?